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You took a bite out of the Italian players shoulder! The game was almost over, you could have had a snack after leaving the pitch.

This is the third time!!! I will mail you some chicken nuggets if you that hungry!!!

Worst of all, Uruguay scores right after that, and win the match 1-0, errr, 1-Nil.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:12 pm 
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Dude does this all the time apparently. It's pretty funny. Keeps the other team looking over their shoulder.


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Suarez's antics never fail to crack me up. He's probably the athlete who's provided the most entertaining assholery since MJ.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:27 pm 
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Finally something interesting happens in a soccer game.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:30 pm 
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Dude that's messed up. Fucking soccer :roll:


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:30 pm 
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Also, Shoutout to the ESPN announcer who made food puns about anything Suarez did for the rest of the match. "He made a three-course meal of that challenge."


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  • In Uruguay, biting someone on the shoulder indicates friendship.
  • To be fair, it was lunchtime.
  • BREAKING: Walking Dead producers confirm Suarez to appear in Season 6.
  • To be fair to Suarez, it's hard to resist biting into an Italian sub.
  • After the match, Suarez said he was craving some Mexican.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:34 pm 
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Ian Poulter called him Hannibal Suarez on twitter. :lol:

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Chewy Luis and the Blues

Yeah that one was pretty good, I forget what newspaper had it though.

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http://screamer.deadspin.com/luis-suare ... ean-Newell

Suarez is a sociopath, but he is also one of the best strikers in the world.

Fun player to watch, but I would imagine being a fan of whatever team he is a part of is a load of stressing over how he will wind up fucking your team over in the long run.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2014 10:19 pm 
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Just saw the replay for the first time.

Can anybody explain to me how at least one punch isn't thrown after something like this? In every other sport, isn't somebody at least trying to give this guy a beat down? And this guy has done this multiple times?

Hell, there were more players upset with the victim for attempting to show the ref his bite mark than the at the biter for what he did.


But at least the clock kept running after the player went down for 60 seconds.........after he WAS BITTEN ON THE SHOULDER BY A SERIAL BITER. :|

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I don't think I'll ever understand the love for soccer.


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 7:29 am 
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he wanted a little Italian takeout

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I'm so sick of this piece of shit. Probably cost Liverpool 20 million on his transfer price.

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I'm so sick of this piece of shit. Probably cost Liverpool 20 million on his transfer price.


LFC fans.... forever the victims! hot off the presses of the RAWK:

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(FIFA ban Suarez) NOBODY is saying Luis is a victim. People are saying that WE are. And we fucking are.

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