This isn't as easy as I was told.
They don't come in bags.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

what about a buffet?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

This was on the list of thread titles I thought I would never see.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

It's called attention whoring 101.

The Expert appears! THANK CHRIST

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

So says the professor of the class.

You gotta purty mouth.

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It's not as bad as you guys make it sound. I'm a proud cock sucker. Who is with me?

like.......how proud?

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Wow. I.... wow.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

That made me think of a guy who sat there and told me every persons mother is a cocksucker at least once
in their lives Kinda weirded me out.

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https://www.backroadspubandgrill.com

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I love bar stories. You guys see and hear some good stuff.



Not as proud as I once was but still proud.

I know it really is funny cause this guy was serious and thought he was giving me news I could use.
Bad or good not sure which but I don't get to involved with the really soap opera shit to much anymore.

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https://www.backroadspubandgrill.com

Haha. It's always great when someone says something like that, thinking that everyone does it and that they are just the brave one who is coming out and saying it. If people actually relate, it's funny. If they don't, it's totally awkward. Sucking dicks would be an example of the latter.

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The best part is I didn't know the dude from adam

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https://www.backroadspubandgrill.com

You aren't looking hard enough.

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LOL GAY

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Pictures?

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It's refreshing to see a broad who puts her mouth where her money is ...

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

cunnilingus is undoubtedly more difficult than fellatio

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

The ABCs have always worked for me.

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Always Bite Clit?

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

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You're a freak james.

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Good lord.

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When you've been married as long as Jimmy Pasta, you gotta keep the marriage spicy.

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My parents took me to a live performance of Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde at some out of the Loop theater when I was a kid. Towards the end of the story, as Hyde really manifested himself he started to become much more sexually deviant with prostitutes. This part was already confusing for me but I understood the gist that he was doing some bad things. His last encounter included him picking up a prostitute who was played by an actress. They went off stage with screams following. Hyde next appeared with a naked, dead mannequin hanging from his ceiling with a bloodied vacant space where its genitals should have been and Hyde's mouth covered in blood. The truth of what was being portrayed did not register in my young mind. I'm sure my parents were squirming in their seats.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Explains a lot.

My parents took me to Superman II.

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You know me like that.