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spanky
 Post subject: Serena Williams
PostPosted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:38 am 
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Right now on ESPNNews, she is either:

1. Drunk/drugged on court
2. Having some sort of breakdown on live TV
3. Having a stroke

Really strange. She literally couldn't catch or hit the ball - and she looks all messed up. Hair not done, crying, etc.

Really strange

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 Post subject: Re: Serena Williams
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she looks all messed up. Hair not done, crying, etc.

Really strange

Sounds like my 2nd wife
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 Post subject: Re: Serena Williams
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 Post subject: Re: Serena Williams
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spanky wrote:
she looks all messed up. Hair not done, crying, etc.

Really strange

Sounds like my 2nd wife

The ball boys were rolling balls out to her and she literally couldn't bend over and pick up the ball.
Now she's trying to play and is basically not doing anything....

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 Post subject: Re: Serena Williams
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spanky wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
spanky wrote:
she looks all messed up. Hair not done, crying, etc.

Really strange

Sounds like my 2nd wife

The ball boys were rolling balls out to her and she literally couldn't bend over and pick up the ball.
Now she's trying to play and is basically not doing anything....

She's sick

That's what Twitter says.
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 Post subject: Re: Serena Williams
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spanky wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
spanky wrote:
she looks all messed up. Hair not done, crying, etc.

Really strange

Sounds like my 2nd wife

The ball boys were rolling balls out to her and she literally couldn't bend over and pick up the ball.
Now she's trying to play and is basically not doing anything....


Is she injured?

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 Post subject: Re: Serena Williams
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T-Bone wrote:
spanky wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
spanky wrote:
she looks all messed up. Hair not done, crying, etc.

Really strange

Sounds like my 2nd wife

The ball boys were rolling balls out to her and she literally couldn't bend over and pick up the ball.
Now she's trying to play and is basically not doing anything....


Is she injured?

She looks like she has no coordination/balance

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 Post subject: Re: Serena Williams
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T-Bone wrote:
spanky wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
spanky wrote:
she looks all messed up. Hair not done, crying, etc.

Really strange

Sounds like my 2nd wife

The ball boys were rolling balls out to her and she literally couldn't bend over and pick up the ball.
Now she's trying to play and is basically not doing anything....


Is she injured?

Does she have CTE?

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 Post subject: Re: Serena Williams
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She just tossed the ball for a serve and damn near fell over. Then almost swung and missed...... :shock:

Double fault

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 Post subject: Re: Serena Williams
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Watching this online now at watchESPN.com.

Bizarre.

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 Post subject: Re: Serena Williams
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Really bizarre. The announcers are going crazy that she's even on the court - calling her a danger to herself and her opponents.

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 Post subject: Re: Serena Williams
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Maybe she will throw her racket and hit the Queen.

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Really bizarre. The announcers are going crazy that she's even on the court - calling her a danger to herself and her opponents.


I'm headed home for lunch now, maybe I will be able to see some of this.

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 Post subject: Re: Serena Williams
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Michael David Smith ‏@MichaelDavSmith 26s
I've never seen anything like what's happening to Serena Williams right now. She is totally disoriented on the court. Match should be halted
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Dave Parks ‏@daveparks 45s
Serena Williams in doubles match. Something is wrong. Disturbing. Some one needs to call the match. #Wimbledon
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is Serena Williams sick or breaking down? #Wimbledon
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Something really wrong here. RT @Wimbledon: WATCH: Worrying signs for Serena Williams http://clips.wimbledon.com/g/v/XTYo39e6Bum
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 Post subject: Re: Serena Williams
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If she is sick, I've never been sick like this. She's completely out of it.
She's on something, whether it's intentional or she is having a reaction to some medication or something.

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 Post subject: Re: Serena Williams
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T-Bone wrote:
spanky wrote:
Really bizarre. The announcers are going crazy that she's even on the court - calling her a danger to herself and her opponents.


I'm headed home for lunch now, maybe I will be able to see some of this.

Or on ESPN for the next three weeks
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 Post subject: Re: Serena Williams
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She can't even bounce the ball.

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 Post subject: Re: Serena Williams
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I think tournament officials just made a good choice and ended the match.

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 Post subject: Re: Serena Williams
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 Post subject: Re: Serena Williams
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I know what's happening, Ive seen this before


She got her tennis powers from some magic genie or wish and they just expired and now she's on her own.
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 Post subject: Re: Serena Williams
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Serena ate the DMZ.

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 Post subject: Re: Serena Williams
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 Post subject: Re: Serena Williams
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I was able to see some replays after they called the match. that was definitely odd.

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 Post subject: Re: Serena Williams
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 Post subject: Re: Serena Williams
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spanky wrote:
Really bizarre. The announcers are going crazy that she's even on the court - calling her a danger to herself and her opponents.

A danger to her opponents? :roll: :roll:

It's tennis, not archery.

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 Post subject: Re: Serena Williams
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she's more of a danger to her opponents when she's 100%. and the officials.
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 Post subject: Re: Serena Williams
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she's more of a danger to her opponents when she's 100%. and the officials.


Truth

Probably more of a danger to Venus who could have ended up with a racket to the back of the head...

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i like that venus pretty much ignored her for most of her hallucinatory swings at air.
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 Post subject: Re: Serena Williams
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Couldn't Venus just continue to play on her own and just let Serena stand there? Just let Serena dink her serves and then get the F out of the way.

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