Leury Garcia will be the closer by then.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

That post I quoted is about the Cubs.

This thread was made to mock (a very small percentage of) Cub fans

So now you're gonna be purposely obtuse and dishonest?

Seriously, you're gonna go full on TROLL now? I just want to know so I wont waste my time with actual baseball thoughts

Not really. It was a response to Rick. You're bringing the Cubness to a thread celebrating the White Sox future.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

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Dont lie. Its a Cubs parody. You even used the term THE PLAN


Just own it, you love talkin Cubs!

That's probably why were friends

At least Kenny Williams played fucking baseball. Not sure they have Scouting 101 at Harvard Law.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Are only Cub fans allowed to be optimistic? Maybe I should call dan bernstein and ask.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Doesnt matter.

This thread was a mockery of the Cubs. No matter what you want to say, that's the truth.


Not sure why you dont just admit it. I post about the Sox too. No big deal.

You can take it anyway you want to take it. Is getting excited about prospects for Cub fans only? I want dolphin and Rick to realize just how great Micker is!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Ok. I guess that's as close as we'll get to the truth.


Im gonna keep posting in your Sox (inspired by the Cubs) thread because I love baseball too much, not to.

Dont act like you're not enjoying this.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

The day is going by pretty fast.

I seriously love all baseball talk though

Very common resume mistake that Theo never seems to correct. He went to University of San Diego law school.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
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You think you could out Lawyer him?

I don't know how you do that.

I assume the only area in which he has experience is contracts/negotiations. I'd feel comfortable against him even in these areas, unless Ryan Dempster was on a third party line helping him out.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Theo lets people think he is a Harvard Law grad. He is like Jen Patterson. She attended Columbia.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I thought USD was a catholic school.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

He did go to Harvard undergrad. I had posted about it a while back. I believe his father is an east coast boarding school department head with a pipeline into the Ivies. Take that for whatever it's worth. I don't think Theo is dumb.

The myth of Theo is that he is some numbers savant with an impeccable educational pedigree who's talent was apparent from birth. The truth is that he is good at organizational management and gets reports from underlings working on the more hard science aspects of his job. That is not a denigration of the guy. Organizational management is incredibly important

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Epstein went to Yale and graduated with a degree in American Studies (???). Got his Juris Doctor degree while working for the Padres.


Rick Hahn crushed it at New Trier, Michigan, Harvard Law, and Kellogg at NW.

Do you remember that story about how he made a bunch of Cubs employees learn to sing the Yale alma mater because it showed that they could be part of something bigger than themselves or something? Somehow this slipped through the cracks, but I think it makes Trestman's leadership dynamics summer camp bullshit look normal.

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Really? Because I think Theo attended Brookline High. It's a pretty good school, but it's not like he went to Andover, Exeter, Deerfield Academy, or The Choate School.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

perfect for JR. does what he's told

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

don't make me research this stuff. It reeks of caring, especially against a guy that I think is basically likeable, talented and down to earth. He can't help it that he worked for two teams with the douchiest fan bases in all of sports

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I think he naturally gravitated toward them. I'm sure he's already thrown back O Bombs with Wayne Stylie.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don