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good dolphin

Post subject: It's My Anniversary Today

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 11:51 am

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and I'm looking for some special moves.

What are the en vogue actions of amore?

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Brick

Post subject: Re: It's My Anniversary Today

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 11:51 am

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Hasn't rpb taught you enough today?

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: It's My Anniversary Today

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 11:52 am

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good dolphin wrote:

and I'm looking for some special moves.

What are the en vogue actions of amore?

What's your budget?

What is your wife's love language?

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: It's My Anniversary Today

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 11:56 am

Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:10 pm
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pizza_Place: Milano's

All right. On your bed. You got a headboard? You'll need a headboard.

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Rod

Post subject: Re: It's My Anniversary Today

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 11:57 am

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good dolphin wrote:

and I'm looking for some special moves.

What are the en vogue actions of amore?

Trade your kids for Addison Russell.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: It's My Anniversary Today

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:01 pm

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Counter clockwise swirl.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: It's My Anniversary Today

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:02 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
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I'd say do some roleplaying where you knock on the door and say you are there to fix the cable, but she doesn't let you have cable so it would ruin the mood for you.

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: It's My Anniversary Today

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:04 pm

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spanky

Post subject: Re: It's My Anniversary Today

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:06 pm

Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:28 pm
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Location: SW Burbs

Can't you just ask him?

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: It's My Anniversary Today

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:07 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

I'd say do some roleplaying where you knock on the door and say you are there to fix the cable, but she doesn't let you have cable so it would ruin the mood for you.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: It's My Anniversary Today

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:21 pm

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Take her on a shopping spree at the Pleasure Chest.

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: It's My Anniversary Today

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:45 pm

Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:10 pm
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If you have to ask...

Since you did, rohipnol for her & those paczki things you bleat about every Fat Tuesday. She'll sleep and you'll wake up full.

You're welcome.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: It's My Anniversary Today

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:46 pm

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Cooper's Hawk has a wine sale going on this week.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: It's My Anniversary Today

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:54 pm

Joined: Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:29 pm
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Jackhammer anal.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: It's My Anniversary Today

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:54 pm

Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:10 pm
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Regular Reader wrote:

If you have to ask...

Since you did, rohipnol for her & those paczki things you bleat about every Fat Tuesday. She'll sleep and you'll wake up full.

You're welcome.

whaaa

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Nas

Post subject: Re: It's My Anniversary Today

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:55 pm

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What kind of man remembers his anniversary?

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: It's My Anniversary Today

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:55 pm

Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:10 pm
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Chus wrote:

Jackhammer anal.

shit just got real . literally

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DannyB

Post subject: Re: It's My Anniversary Today

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:55 pm

Joined: Thu Apr 03, 2014 11:45 am
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What number?

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: It's My Anniversary Today

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:59 pm

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
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Nas wrote:

What kind of man remembers his anniversary?

Your cats left a big Happy Anniversary card on my kitchen table this morning

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: It's My Anniversary Today

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 1:13 pm

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
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Take her to an adult superstore and let things happen organically

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Nas

Post subject: Re: It's My Anniversary Today

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 1:35 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

Nas wrote:

What kind of man remembers his anniversary?

Your cats left a big Happy Anniversary card on my kitchen table this morning

I don't have cats.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: It's My Anniversary Today

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 1:57 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Take her to an adult superstore and let things happen organically

More like orgasmically, amirite?

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: It's My Anniversary Today

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 1:58 pm

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
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Nas wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Nas wrote:

What kind of man remembers his anniversary?

Your cats left a big Happy Anniversary card on my kitchen table this morning

I don't have cats.

oops. I mistook you for Frank. Enjoy that insult.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: It's My Anniversary Today

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 2:09 pm

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
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Krazy Ivan wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Take her to an adult superstore and let things happen organically

More like orgasmically, amirite?

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: It's My Anniversary Today

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 2:12 pm

Joined: Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:13 pm
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rogers park bryan wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Take her to an adult superstore and let things happen organically

More like orgasmically, amirite?

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