Apart from taking solace in that fact that other people think like him, why would Dan hope that? Hardly anyone in Miami gave a shit that he was there in the first place.

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"Lebron doesn't care where Carmelo goes. He's not afraid of Carmelo."

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what was that icky article Dan read? dan sounded like he was choking up at the end. Gilbert saying how those words "weren't really him" and all that...disgusting.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Did I really just hear Dan make fun of a caller that obviously was a kid?! I guess why not. The elderly and mentally incapacitated are fair game, so why not children?

"If I could pick one athlete to procreate with, it's The King and there's no second place." -DB

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That's not real. Right?

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I might have ad libbed that one. But I could tell he was thinking it.

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Uhh... Cowley might have been a bit melodramatic there.

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I like to think of it as "hottieing up" the phone call.

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I thought Bill on Capitol Hill played JV soccer?

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Kenny Williams fell for the banana in the tailpipe

*tear rolls down cheek.*

"They can't make fun of us today!" "God bless Cleveland!"

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I don't understand how Carmelo's brand is worth more internationally as a Bull than a Knick. Dan says it's because of Derrick Rose and GUANGZHOOOUU but I don't know about that one.

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Ha. I laughed through the tears as I try to place this day in historical context.

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Soccer 1,2,3
Spanish Honor Society 1,2,3,4
Forensics 1,2,3,4

"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"

It would allow them to help reboot the Jordan brand with Jordan 2.0(yeah, I know). Rose isn't a Nike guy.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

Yay! Dan is reading the letter now with his special brand of diction.

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I hear through the grapevine Kurt Hinrich is drafting his letter as we speak.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I vaguely thought about getting out of the Bulls boat when they signed Starks ... if they were to sign Wade I think that'll do it for me. MAYBE not if he signed for the minimum ... which is as likely as the Bulls signing me for the minimum.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

that letter was way to schmaltzy for me. Jordan's fax was better.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

The sad thing is that question did have to be asked.

Time for a new word ... 'gaytarded'.

(sorry to whomever thinks I'm supposed to apologize for some or all of that 'word')

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Stay classy, Miami:

Why does Dan have to say "please Bulls, don't do this" if he already said "the Bulls won't do anything wrong"?

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Spoelstra looks like he should be driving a white van around playgrounds in that picture.

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I think that's hilarious and I like Spoelstra's pornstache

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Hair isn't really that artist's strong suit....

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This is my signature...

this guy made a joke about Terry making $80 million, but nobody laughed because he's not that far off.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

or colors

did the heat ever wear black and blue?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

The poster proves is just as classless when an African-American is shown in blackface ...

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Dan just read a Pau Gasol tweet in Spanish with a condescending accent and then expected listeners to know what was tweeted.

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