Did Jason tell him how to properly pronounce decisión?

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There it is: today is "literarily satisfying."

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Don't worry, dan is going to make a phone call and nip that shit in the bud.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Well since LeBron is a mythical figure I can see him, feet kicked up on a cloud, casually devouring the sun as it sets over Akron, contemplating how best to impress Dan Bernstein.

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Why does Matt Rodewald keep saying in every single update that the White Sox "picked a good time to be in Cleveland"? Does getting LeBron back make the Indians worse?

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Signing him to a big deal even it isn't a max deal would be such a Bulls move.

This is the first day in the last fifty years that it has been a good day in Cleveland.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

No they've been prudent about handing out big money to declining players, except for Wallace. The Bulls move would be to sign him when he's 35 for small change and expect him to contribute as if he's 30.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

I still think I'm right.

Prodigal Asshole Returns. Wish it was my line but no. The demise of the Onion is greatly exaggerated.

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Soccer 1,2,3
Spanish Honor Society 1,2,3,4
Forensics 1,2,3,4

"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"

Totally agree. I thought that was an awesome headline. The Onion brings tears to my eyes.

I don't think it's too far off to say there's a decent chance that Dan gets home at night, fires up his favorite podcast player, and ff's to his dramatic readings of other people's work (today, it was LBJ's "real" essay) and just stares at himself in the mirror, smiling. I've never heard anyone so satisfied with themselves as they "smartly" read stuff.

I did enjoy how he was so disgusted by the thought of Wade in Chicago that "I'm sorry, I'm making a call during the break".

His uptick in complete BS "guys" is just gross to me, at this point.............Terry I've just written off at this point, but holy crap is it crazy how Dan has adopted that style of making up plausible "info" on the fly (and crediting it to one of his many "guys").

Bad show......and Dan "hoping" that there's at least one fan in Miami that thanks LeBron (when he comes through in the preseason) was just LOL funny .... hope someone passes around Dan's expectations to the greater Miami area.

Thank god I was out all day and did not listen. While it is one thing to admire the great player that James is Dan is a goof. Do you think he really has just made this his thing to just troll the Jordan acolytes?

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Elections have consequences.

I think that's how it started. Now he seriously loves Lebron.

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@dan_bernstein
A reason why Lebron's story feels so satisfying to so many: it conforms in part to our familiarity with monomyth:en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monomyth

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He's a coward, thief and loser.

http://soydanbay.com/2012/09/11/what-do ... fy-part-1/

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Soccer 1,2,3
Spanish Honor Society 1,2,3,4
Forensics 1,2,3,4

"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"

How long? Like a month maybe


Putting aside the World Cup, I'd say any championship is bigger

Sadly, this might actually be the biggest day in Cleveland sports. Yeesh.

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Wtf

Terry knew it all along.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Honestly I'm trying to think where it rans. I guess it will be like Jordan's I'm Back


Bernstein I understand but haters like Boilermaker Rick are curious

LeBron is the same dude he was a month ago

Terry knew he was coming back before he left

The only thing sadder than Dan barfing out some hacky, self-important theory of LeBron as a classical hero at the center of a monomyth is the fact that it's not even his hacky, self-important thelry.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

Someone on the Twitter needs to tweet that to Dan or the people who follow him...or the person who wrote the original article -- two years ago.

Done.
Larry Horse ‏@LarryHorse7 13m
@dan_bernstein Cant even come up with original thoughts about your boyfriend? #Cyrano http://wp.me/pQuyG-eO via @wordpressdotcom

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

How has he not blocked you yet, rogue?

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LeBron is more like King Minos. His mom is Ariadne who falls in love with the fearless warrior, Delonte West. But they all have trouble slaying the Minotaur aka Tim Duncan.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Im not surprisingly blocked from following him ( oooh thats gotta hurt ) but I can tweet at him. Im sure it'll be erased soon but for now its there, I think. Im still not quite sure how this Twitter thing works entirely.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.