Sounds like a gay bar

One guy in the Navy talking to the writer who "never had time for a wife"

I think you may have blown this song wide open.
And the "waitress" is practicing politics...

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Why do they put bread in his jar, wouldn't he want money?

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"Bread in a jar" is similar to "Prince Abert in a can".

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There's an old man sitting next to me
Making love to his tonic and gin

Tonic and gin are twin asain bodybuilders

And I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes"


Jerry : I'll tell you what the big advantage of homosexuality is. If you're going out with someone your size, right there you double your wardrobe.

Was Prince Albert in Coming to America too?

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I would show them a great time. I can be charming. My brother is going as well. He is single and would probably be eating turned over pineapples for the rest of the year.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

You should really seek out the 26 minute album version of the song. It sounds like a Keeping Score/OKC thread set to music.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Buy a little glass or plastic bottle from the liquor store and jock it. That way it won't trip the metal detector and if they do a pat down, they don't come near the belt or crotchal region.

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The dedicated alcoholic would just go all the way and cram it up their keister.

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No doubt there is some pure lounge music crap in his collection. I think he has a concert list full of straight dude songs. I'm probably in the minority who really likes that his kind of do wop (no offense pasta) era.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I love me some Billy Joel - just not more than a whole weekend of Pitchfork.

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That would mean I would have to wear underwear.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I knew it!!!!

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

dolphin going to a Billy Joel concert at Wrigley Field? Nah...if he does it this way, that leaves his keister open for...um...'other' entities.

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I like Billy Joel. Innocent Man was my first favorite album.

Not everybody can be John Daly

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

no, THIS is for the dedicated alcoholic...

http://twentytwowords.com/how-to-fill-a ... th-liquor/

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Billy Joel is god awful.

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There is a plastic cap underneath, that seals the flask. You can remove that shiny part.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Finally some common sense in this thread.

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Sold all my tickets, I am going to see a Billy Joel tribute Band in Lake Geneva....have fun people.

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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