sorry Frank , next time my brake light goes out and i need a 2$ light bulb from the auto zone across the street, i'll let you know so you can hand deliver me one and make the big sale

I'll swim across the Jewels parking lot for ya.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I don't care about your dog, nor do I care about your extra work load. We all have our problems, honey.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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I'm one more annoying visit away from that line.


Yeah -- when they first opened around here, the one I went to a couple of times was saying stuff like "#11? That's what Cris Collinsworth got when he was in town." "#5 - good choice, my favorite. I just made one for Devin Hester last week." Wow, now I'm really going to like this sandwich!

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Lots of unsociable & unfriendly CSFMB'rs in this thread. Nothing wrong with people being nice to each other. We need a lot more of it.

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

I don't mind some quick banter, but not in an express lane, and I don't want to hear about their problems.

Quick DBOTW nomination to stores that have cashiers under the age of 21 in an express lane.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
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Trader Joe's cashiers make all of the cashiers in this thread seem curtly dismissive.

Now THAT I can get behind. Dude on a friday night or saturday EVERYONE is buying a bottle of wine or beer or some hooch. Having some pimply bastard screaming 21!!! and waiting 10 minutes for some 115 year old fatty to waddle or scooter her ass over FUCK FUCK!
And really? Do I need to be carded? I'm A MAN! I'M (ALMOST) 40!

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my favorite is when they give your ID the bouncer stare. like...hey do you want the ultraviolet light to go with that while you scan that date over and over? i'm over 21 for god's sake! punch the keys!

Agreed. Its not the cashier's fault, its the store's fault.

Stores should absolutely have one line for for all alcohol purchases. Sure I might just have a 12 pack and the person in front of me has a cart load of groceries, but by the time the teen in the express lane calls "21" and somebody comes over to scan it, its almost the same amount of time for me just to wait in a regular line with an adult cashier.

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