Could this possibly be real?

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=77492773

You're gonna make demands like this, you better be way, way hotter than this bitch. You want eight inches, hooker? You better come with some 38dds. And not fake either. All natural!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

uh JORR, why are you looking at PoF ?

I've been on and off that site for a few years and that is the most specific profile I have read.
She is from the Ukraine and everyone knows the Ukraine is weak so who knows...

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Good question!

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This is why you get married before the age of 30.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

A friend of mine who is on there sent me a link to her profile and said, "you've gotta read this."

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Sure, that is what they all say.

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"friend"

Who the hell gets meaningful information from movies? The last piece of meaningful information I got from a movie was when I was re-watching the original Tron a couple'a years ago and I found it really fucking odd that in the middle of the computer world a background voice says "Attention all humans: please observe matrix code!" --- Seriously go look it up, it's when they're first going to see the big fat judge-like-dude for the first time I believe in a shot where they're walking across some courtyard.

Anyways, I'm really sure she'd love to hear about that and my theories on why it could be there. She wants me to spend a lot of time with her, right?

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and she wants someone to talk for 1 1/2 hours over dinner, could be a good fit for you

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90 minutes of chatting? I'd be eating a bullet before I eat the first piece of bread. Yama hama!

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I see you have never successfully ran 'The Annexation of Puerto Rico' on the gridiron.

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That movie and Sandlot I will watch every time they are on and I catch it.

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1. The Sandlot
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6,425. Little Giants

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6,429. The Social Deadwork

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Would not

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You done lost yo damn mind!

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Never seen either. So The Sandlot is worth watching?

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Sandlot is one of the best coming of age movies of all time. OF ALL TIME!

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I just crossed your name off of my Oscar accepting speech.

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Is my waiting for more projects in vain?

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Real?

Its not even rare. Especially on that site. Its free so a lot of people are on there and the women (if they're even in the ballpark of passable) get like tons of messages so it inflates their ego.

Ill start posting them here if I go back on that site


Incidentally ive met like 5 women off there
3 were good and I dated them briefly
1 was a bit of a catfish (pics painted a much different picture than reality)
1 was a little crazy

yeah...that chick just seemed flat out crazy, but there are others with a laundry list of demands so long its ridiculous
and like you said the ego on some of these women is ridiculous- "if you're lucky i'll message you"...shit like that

its silly that if you met someone "in real life" , you wouldn't know all this information about them immediately, but the power of the internet allows people to say "only message me if you're over 6', between 170-190lbs, have a white collar job, own a vehicle, work out at least 5 days a week, etc. "

and like JORR points out, the majority of the time the people making such demands are really in no position to be doing so based on their own personal appearance and life

I doubt she would enjoy it when she finally sees me being intense in mind and feeling when we are together.

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