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Crystal Lake Hoffy
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Michigan Woman Shoots Boyfriend Because He Didn't Ejaculate Enough

A 58-year-old woman in the Detroit suburbs got into an argument with her boyfriend and shot him because she believed he was cheating on her when he didn't produce enough ejaculate after they had sex. Your "firing blanks" quip goes here.

WWJ reports that Sadie Bell of Southfield shot Edward Lee, her lover of 15 years, in the stomach. Somehow, she's out on bond — even though it's the second time she's shot one of her sexual partners, her husband back in 1991.

It's not known why she shot her husband 23 years ago, but Sweet Sadie was up front about why she shot Lee last January:

"She stated that she knew he was having an affair because he wasn't producing enough ejaculate," Walton explained. "She also said to the police some very graphic things about how she expected him to perform, she was a cheap date, she liked sex, she expected him to be able to do what he's promised; and she said, in essence, to quote her, she was pissed off, so she shot him."

The man was hospitalized for six weeks after the shooting and is still recovering


I guess... wait, I don't want to know.

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I would have guess Florida, but Detroit works too...

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Some women notice these types of things. Did she consider masturbation?

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not sure why the original poster didn't start this thread as JUGGS

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not sure why the original poster didn't start this thread as JUGGS


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This could be my fault. I used to joke with an ex that she could tell if I had been waiting for her and not watching any flicks based on the amount. I didn't know people actually used that as a measuring stick. :lol:




Although one time, I did bang two chicks in the same day, and I produced rather well on both occasions. :D

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Although one time, I did bang two chicks in the same day, and I produced rather well on both occasions. :D


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This could be my fault. I used to joke with an ex that she could tell if I had been waiting for her and not watching any flicks based on the amount. I didn't know people actually used that as a measuring stick. :lol:




Although one time, I did bang two chicks in the same day, and I produced rather well on both occasions. :D



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Although one time, I did bang two chicks in the same day, and I produced rather well on both occasions. :D
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howmuch did that cost ?

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
spmack wrote:
Although one time, I did bang two chicks in the same day, and I produced rather well on both occasions. :D
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howmuch did that cost ?

Don't chastise me.

Edit...never mind. :lol:

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

It's not known why she shot her husband 23 years ago, but Sweet Sadie was up front about why she shot Lee last January:

"She stated that she knew he was having an affair because he wasn't producing enough ejaculate," Walton explained. "She also said to the police some very graphic things about how she expected him to perform, she was a cheap date, she liked sex, she expected him to be able to do what he's promised; and she said, in essence, to quote her, she was pissed off, so she shot him."
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