Do you get the first plate or your kids? Who comes first in your home?

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GO BEARS!!!

Another reason not to have kids. I get the big piece of chicken, and all the rest of the fucking chicken. Actually, if any more words come pouring out your Caller Bob mouth, I'm going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Why don't you want to have kids?

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

I just don't want kids soon. I like just worrying about me.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I make all the plates and call them in. If they are hanging around I ask them to wait until I am seated or I bring their plates over last. If it's a night where the food is served family style then it doesn't matter.

Nothing wrong with that. I thought you meant EVER.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Sit around the table and dig in. No ones digs till all there unless they choose themselves not to leave the xbox.

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Elections have consequences.

Remember, it is a Serious Question! DO NOT MAKE ANY JOKES ABOUT THIS ISSUE!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Somehow Bmac, Seacrest and Chas will get three pages of debate in here about saying grace.

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Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub. Yay, God.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Only rule was Dad got the big steak/piece of chicken. Other than that who ever got the food first ate.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Praise the Father, Son and Holy Ghost.

He who eats the fastest gets the most.

And the kids get fed 1st.

This thread needs more Hatchetman.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Pops gets dibs.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I'll settle for one post about how you explain your adultery to your kids.

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His version of the Bible says it's ok. We're still waiting for you to tell us which one is correct.

Usually I call the kids, and then feed the dog first. Kids take a while to show up.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Well I didn't pass judgement on any of you other than thread sidetracking was a high probability. But failing all the specifics you might jack off to, bible in hand Jim Baker, my kids are 14, 16 and 18. They have witnessed enough to understand what happens in my life. They are probably ok with my arrangement with a big fat house, cars and paid college tuition than some other people living some moral ass lie hiding it.

And with that you and everyone else can go fuck yourselves. I guess I would get more acceptance here had I said I dress as a woman in life and suck cocks.

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Ready to side track a thread now asshole?

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I believe my reference to this about a week ago was good natured, and taken as it should be.

Yours is just fucked.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Go on...

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

And yours was taken as the joke it has been. Let's go bible boy I defended your rights all along. Bring it now bitch.

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I had enough theology at St. Laurence to twist that shit any way I want to fuck this shit head up.

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I couldn't care less about who you sleep with.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

You've read enough of these threads to know actual knowledge of the Bible has no place in a discussion with Seacrest.

Unless it was Jessica Burciaga...then, "pix plz"

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Whatever he is gone and I am done. I guess I should have formed my question as a YES or NO?

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