Emilio activated.

told him not to go on paternity leave.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Is Ramblin' Grimace next?

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

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BUT HE WON A GOLD GLOVE!

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Nice guy, great glove, see you later.

I imagine he will be employed before August and for a playoff contender who can better appreciate his skills.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

He will set the ceiling for Beckham's trade value.

He will play for the cardinals and hit 300

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

And then say he's on the "right" side of the rivalry.

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Have to figure they shopped him everywhere and couldnt get anything.

So whats Beckham worth?

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Nothing just like Durwood.

Remember back in 2012 when Barney was better than Miguel Cabrera?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Matthew, Tulsi, and Don

no

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Higher WAR!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Matthew, Tulsi, and Don

Flowers' wife had a baby last night. he's ready to play tonight. just sayin'.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Sox are also at home, not on the road.

Just sayin

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Its about god.damn time..he's north side Beckham .

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This. Not sure about the .300 part. If Barney hits .260 that would be the equivalent.

.300 Nah....never happen ...2nd base just isn't that difficult to play...he's a dime a dozen...I'm glad he's gone...he's outta the majors in 18- months.

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That's got to be true. With Baonafacio back, they needed the roster space and we know Alcantara, Russell or Baez will be manning that (2B) position next season. He always was a fundamentally sound player, who played the game the right way. He just couldn't hit enough to keep the job. I will wish him well, wherever he lands, whenever he is not playing VS the Cubs.

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Go Cubs!!!!

They gave him a nice parting gift with that 2 million in the off season. They knew the writing was on the wall then. He'll be fine, kick round another 5 years or so as a good glove no hit utility dude for 1 to 2 million a year for some contenders. Save his pennies, enjoy being a Dad. Life is good.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

He really fucked up by taking that leave.
Not saying it was wrong to do so.
But it gave someone much better his chances.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

friend of mine recently met Darwin, they leave across the alley from him, his kids of course became huge Darwin fans. Wonder how this is working out.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

If his kids are huge Darwin fans they probably shouldve expected this outcome, no?

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

He got Wally Pipped.
He needs to learn to not hit the ball in the air. My son was a big fan. He's a bit bummed.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Wally got hurt. This bum took time off like two or three days off BEFORE the kid was born.
It was kind of odd.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

One man's injury is another man's paternity leave. The result is the same.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer