watching TMZ the other night (couldn't sleep). .

assuming Jesus does have a sense of humor .

I was being honest.

It's also pretty damned amusing to watch certain folks work themselves into such a lather about why THEY can't use a word (around US) that many of US don't like used period. Yeah, I'm of a generation that didn't really have the word on tv, nor in most of our music. I often still bristle when I hear it.

But (with that one exception) I swear like a sailor.

take a look in your pants

take a look in your pants

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

You've never complained. Besides I have long fat fingers.

I did enough wedding receiptions in the early 90s to know that the songs (if you want to sully the term) "Strokin'" and "The Chicken Dance" are two sides of the same black and white coin.

That said, requests for "The Hokey Pokey" only made me see one color - red.

Did someone say fingers??????

I say fuck a lot. And I say stuff like "Christ on a Cumstain" a lot. In fact last night I searched my posts containing "Christ on a" and was somewhat stunned at the results. I will probably go to hell assuming Jesus does not have a sense of humor but I suspect he does.

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

I typically uise asshat, fuckface, fuckstick and fuckdrool a lot when I'm teaching.