The friction between GarPax and Thibodeau could seriously affect the Bulls' prospects for success over the next decade.

Thanks to the sort of internecine conflict that usually characterizes the highest levels of the Afghan government, these Bulls have self-positioned themselves for a major paradigm shift; whether the effect of said shift is a return to the halcyon days in which the Jordan Bulls seemingly perennially represented the Eastern Conference in the NBA Finals (though, it should be noted, without having to go through the LeBron-led Heat), or a Comedian-in-Watchmen fall from grace is the operative question of Chicago basketball for the next ten years, regardless of the protestations of the UC upper deck's (and the Score airwaves') assortment of chest-beaters and mouth-breathers.

Referring to multiple stadiums as "stadia"

Bernstein does that too? Did he get it from Mac, or vice versa?