It is currently Mon Nov 25, 2024 3:19 am

View unanswered posts | View active topics


Board index » SHOWS & MEDIA » DAN OR BERNSIE (DON'T CALL HIM BERNSTEIN) & WHOEVER

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]



Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 2 of 2
  [ 56 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2
  Print view Previous topic | Next topic 
Author Message
Krazy Ivan
PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 3:24 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:42 pm
Posts: 29260
Location: Parts Unknown
pizza_Place: Frozen
Beardown wrote:
I've had 432 drinks thrown in my face by 432 different women (Yes, I keep track) after asking them on a date. 32 of them then slapped me. 1 kicked me in the balls. None of you guys seem to care. Is CSFMB gonna boycott women to support me?


:|

_________________
This is my signature...
Top
 Profile  
 
Beardown
PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 3:30 pm 
Offline
1000 CLUB

Joined: Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:29 pm
Posts: 33998
And yes, I'll admit it, one of them wang-whipped me. :oops:

Leave me alone!!! You guys would have been fooled, too.
Top
 Profile  
 
Krazy Ivan
PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 3:32 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:42 pm
Posts: 29260
Location: Parts Unknown
pizza_Place: Frozen
:| :|

_________________
This is my signature...
Top
 Profile  
 
Beardown
PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 3:37 pm 
Offline
1000 CLUB

Joined: Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:29 pm
Posts: 33998
It's gonna be interesting. Keith Olberman went hard after Tony Dungy. Made him "The Worst person in the sports world." Went after him a 2nd day after he tried to explaim himself.

Obviously, he should do it for Steven A Smith tonight. Of course he works for ESPN. But Olberman is the type that would do it anyway. I'll bet ya he does it. What do you guys think?
Top
 Profile  
 
DannyB
PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 3:43 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Apr 03, 2014 11:45 am
Posts: 2940
pizza_Place: Drag's
Beardown wrote:
And yes, I'll admit it, one of them wang-whipped me. :oops:

Leave me alone!!! You guys would have been fooled, too.



Image

_________________
Soccer 1,2,3
Spanish Honor Society 1,2,3,4
Forensics 1,2,3,4

"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"
Top
 Profile  
 
Krazy Ivan
PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 3:50 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:42 pm
Posts: 29260
Location: Parts Unknown
pizza_Place: Frozen
:lol:

_________________
This is my signature...
Top
 Profile  
 
lipidquadcab
PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 3:59 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:17 pm
Posts: 17678
Location: The Leviathan
pizza_Place: Frozen
Krazy Ivan wrote:
I have a feeling Mr. Rice is gonna be in for some additional punishment due to the public backlash.

He provoked them.
Top
 Profile  
 
Krazy Ivan
PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 4:00 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:42 pm
Posts: 29260
Location: Parts Unknown
pizza_Place: Frozen
He's askin' for it...

_________________
This is my signature...
Top
 Profile  
 
lipidquadcab
PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 4:02 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:17 pm
Posts: 17678
Location: The Leviathan
pizza_Place: Frozen
Krazy Ivan wrote:
He's askin' for it...

This is what I've always told the wife beaters in my family...no one has a right to suspend you from playing football, but let's not do anything that might put yourself in a situation where you are suspended.
Top
 Profile  
 
Krazy Ivan
PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 4:04 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:42 pm
Posts: 29260
Location: Parts Unknown
pizza_Place: Frozen
You can't see me, but I'm just nodding my head in agreement like Skip Bayless right now...

_________________
This is my signature...
Top
 Profile  
 
Rod
PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 4:16 pm 
Offline
Site Admin
User avatar

Joined: Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:00 am
Posts: 79557
Location: Ravenswood Manor
pizza_Place: Pete's
What if he converts to Islam? Is he then eligible to beat his wife in the interest of multiculturalism?

_________________
Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don
Top
 Profile  
 
FrankDrebin
PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 4:31 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:54 pm
Posts: 13340
pizza_Place: Home Run Inn
Are B & B fans of Brandon Marshall? He certainly has a history of domestic violence...
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2012 ... ss-charges

_________________
Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."
Top
 Profile  
 
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 4:33 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:15 pm
Posts: 48801
Location: Bohemian Club Annual World Power Consolidation Conference & Golf Outing
pizza_Place: World Fluoridation Conspiracy Pizza & WINGS!
Krazy Ivan wrote:
You can't see me, but I'm just nodding my head in agreement like Skip Bayless right now...


That was the best part of that whole video - the way Bayless is just nodding his head in agreement for about a minute in zombie-like fashion until Smith goes completely off the rails and then he stops and just stares like a mannequin.

_________________
You know me like that.
Top
 Profile  
 
Beardown
PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 4:42 pm 
Offline
1000 CLUB

Joined: Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:29 pm
Posts: 33998
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
You can't see me, but I'm just nodding my head in agreement like Skip Bayless right now...


That was the best part of that whole video - the way Bayless is just nodding his head in agreement for about a minute in zombie-like fashion until Smith goes completely off the rails and then he stops and just stares like a mannequin.


Just watched it. Yeah, you're right, Bayless looks like a complete douche nodding his head like that. Like you said, then the sudden :shock: look from Baylass when Steven A Smith done went too far. :lol:

Here it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDzWvHhgTrY


Last edited by Beardown on Fri Jul 25, 2014 4:45 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Top
 Profile  
 
Beardown
PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 4:44 pm 
Offline
1000 CLUB

Joined: Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:29 pm
Posts: 33998
SNL could do a great job mocking these guys in a skit. They should consider that for next season.
Top
 Profile  
 
Matches Malone
PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 5:09 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:33 am
Posts: 6189
Location: Limbo
pizza_Place: Positanos on 55th Street
Beardown wrote:
And yes, I'll admit it, one of them wang-whipped me. :oops:

Leave me alone!!! You guys would have been fooled, too.



Image
Top
 Profile  
 
billypootons
PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 5:28 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri May 17, 2013 6:09 pm
Posts: 11005
pizza_Place: Generic Pizza Store
ask us anything was predictably terrible...
Top
 Profile  
 
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 5:29 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:15 pm
Posts: 48801
Location: Bohemian Club Annual World Power Consolidation Conference & Golf Outing
pizza_Place: World Fluoridation Conspiracy Pizza & WINGS!
billypootons wrote:
ask us anything was predictably terrible...


Did anyone ask them why they keep doing that bit?

_________________
You know me like that.
Top
 Profile  
 
billypootons
PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 5:38 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri May 17, 2013 6:09 pm
Posts: 11005
pizza_Place: Generic Pizza Store
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
billypootons wrote:
ask us anything was predictably terrible...


Did anyone ask them why they keep doing that bit?


no, someone asked dan what his "go to cheese" was.... which of course bernstein was unable to answer because he has different cheeses for different situations
Top
 Profile  
 
Erotic Lawyer
PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 6:22 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jul 25, 2014 6:16 pm
Posts: 1706
pizza_Place: My moms grave
You guys are just haters. Shame on you. Posting pictures of Dan and his wife living off of their celebrity and mocking their show? Shameful. Terry works really really hard. He leaves his house sometimes. You all forgot that Dan is smart and knows so many smart people. I've joined here just because you are very very mean people and you need to be kept in check.
Top
 Profile  
 
Franky T
PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 6:36 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:04 pm
Posts: 9964
pizza_Place: world famous
Dan said something to the extant the the NFL needs to let children know that being gay is OK and that women aren't things. I texted him and said I will remember that women aren't things next summer when he declares it boobie season.

_________________
Nas wrote:
We lose a lot of rights when we look the other way when it doesn't affect our lives or it isn't a cause we agree with.
Top
 Profile  
 
leashyourkids
PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 6:43 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:56 am
Posts: 32234
Location: A sterile, homogeneous suburb
pizza_Place: Pizza Cucina
Franky T wrote:
Dan said something to the extant the the NFL needs to let children know that being gay is OK and that women aren't things. I texted him and said I will remember that women aren't things next summer when he declares it boobie season.


Wildebeests have feelings!

_________________
Curious Hair wrote:
I'm a big dumb shitlib baby
Top
 Profile  
 
Erotic Lawyer
PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 7:15 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jul 25, 2014 6:16 pm
Posts: 1706
pizza_Place: My moms grave
leashyourkids wrote:
Franky T wrote:
Dan said something to the extant the the NFL needs to let children know that being gay is OK and that women aren't things. I texted him and said I will remember that women aren't things next summer when he declares it boobie season.


Wildebeests have feelings!


They do?
Top
 Profile  
 
Dave In Champaign
PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 7:19 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:55 pm
Posts: 3287
pizza_Place: Olde Silver Tavern, Manalapan, NJ [R.I.P.?]
Franky T wrote:
Dan said something to the extant the the NFL needs to let children know that being gay is OK and that women aren't things.


"I have no problem whatsoever objectifying the female form."

-an actual thing Dan Bernstein said in October

_________________
The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.
Top
 Profile  
 
Erotic Lawyer
PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 7:26 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jul 25, 2014 6:16 pm
Posts: 1706
pizza_Place: My moms grave
Dave In Champaign wrote:
Franky T wrote:
Dan said something to the extant the the NFL needs to let children know that being gay is OK and that women aren't things.


"I have no problem whatsoever objectifying the female form."

-an actual thing Dan Bernstein said in October



Pffff now you are painting him as a hypocrite. Smart people know what he meant.
Top
 Profile  
 
Harry Seaward
PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2014 10:08 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:05 pm
Posts: 1729
Beardown wrote:
:lol: :lol:

Somebody gave Bernstein my PFT article about Rice. HE'S ON IT NOW!!!!


You're completely daft. Can you go away again? Please?
Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 2 of 2
  [ 56 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2

Board index » SHOWS & MEDIA » DAN OR BERNSIE (DON'T CALL HIM BERNSTEIN) & WHOEVER

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 12 guests

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group