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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 4:27 am 
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Chop wood to create fire?

I usually just raise the thermostat a few degrees.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:54 am 
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For the man who has everything, except modern heating, and/or roads where people will bring you wood.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 9:01 am 
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
For the man who has everything, except modern heating, and/or roads where people will bring you wood.

Well you know, Panther is a man's man. He's probably trimming his beard right now as I type. Bet he's also shaving, too.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 9:17 am 
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 9:31 am 
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"Merry Christmas, Uncle Eamonn! Here's a new hipster axe I bought for you from Hammacher Schlemmer!"

*The preceding is an excerpt from my 2015 novella, A Very Special Appalachian Christmas When I Got Thrown Down a Hill.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 11:18 am 
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Assuming you're not a fool, a 7 lb maul axe is quite well suited to the job and isn't... weird.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 11:19 am 
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 11:43 am 
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That youtube video is eight minutes long.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 11:55 am 
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I have news for you Panther Pisla. This would be a horrendous Christmas present.

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I have news for you Panther Pisla. This would be a horrendous Christmas present.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 3:23 pm 
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Well you know, Panther is a man's man. He's probably trimming his beard right now as I type. Bet he's also shaving, too.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 4:05 pm 
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Panther Pisla is a first class person in my mind. And I will tell you why.

Nobody else would make an entire thread about something as completely boring and useless as an axe. I mean, I have never known one single person, except a fireman, who needed an axe. Does that bother Panther? No. He will not only make the thread, he will make the title in all upper case letters, in order to try to stir up excitement, like if the axe was magic and could cure cancer. When you get to the end, however, you realize it is not a magic axe, just a simple axe that chops firewood. Which you actually can buy at some local stores, and not have to do the work.

I guarantee you, if you get your wife this axe for Christmas, you will not hear the end of it. You better rally big time on that fake Valentines Day "holiday."

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There are three guys I work with who chop wood to help heat their homes...it's actually not too uncommon in these parts...having helped one of them chop wood one time, I for one find this pretty cool.


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stoneroses86 wrote:
Panther Pisla is a first class person in my mind. And I will tell you why.

Nobody else would make an entire thread about something as completely boring and useless as an axe. I mean, I have never known one single person, except a fireman, who needed an axe. Does that bother Panther? No. He will not only make the thread, he will make the title in all upper case letters, in order to try to stir up excitement, like if the axe was magic and could cure cancer. When you get to the end, however, you realize it is not a magic axe, just a simple axe that chops firewood. Which you actually can buy at some local stores, and not have to do the work.

I guarantee you, if you get your wife this axe for Christmas, you will not hear the end of it. You better rally big time on that fake Valentines Day "holiday."


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I hope you all remember this 6 months from now. I can't wait for the St. Patricks Day suggestions next October!

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I will donate $20 to the Panther Christmas gift fund to purchase this for him. Who's with me??

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lipidquadcab wrote:
There are three guys I work with who chop wood to help heat their homes...it's actually not too uncommon in these parts...having helped one of them chop wood one time, I for one find this pretty cool.


Was in a place Saturday in Chicago and the guy uses a wood burner to heat his place. Of course his place is close to a garage as he works and lives out of his place, he has a woodshed/bin.

One framing job has enough scrap wood to last him for 2 months he claims. Kinda cool, but I am ok with my GFA

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