Just caught myself doing this, and, as a kid, when I watched 'Married With Children', I had always thought "nobody actually sits like that!".

Thinking back, I seem to do this all of the time now without even knowing it! I think that, do to my dad-ness, I have inadvertently developed the Bundy-esque habit of cramming my hand down my pants and leaving it there.

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

if i am sitting 75% of the time I am either picking my nose, scratching my balls or my finger is in my ear

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.