Something he /she does that just pushes your buttons, annoys you. Here's mine. Tuesdays are garbage days for us. I always get it out the previous night recycling and regular trash, 2 separate bins. Nomatter what, even if she is home the next day all day or beats me home from work has she EVER taken the empty cans and pushed them the 40 ft up the driveway back into the garage. Drives me fucking nuts. Today case in point. I left the house at 5 am for work, just got home 15 mins ago . She was off today. There sit the fucking empty cans at the end of the driveway for me to bring in. While its not that big of a deal, it just pisses me off for some reason.

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My son does this and he is 15, needless to say as soon as I get home his ass is out there.

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Well that's kinda hard to do to the wife without it blowing up ,Hawger . Pick the battles you know? That one isn't worth fighting, however it is annoying as fuck.

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I didn't mean it that way for you, just handling it with my child, the shithead.

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Hey guys - let me give you a list of things I hate about my wife:

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She texts me at work. Many times I am doing presentations and it is a huge distraction to have my phone vibrate. We have discussed it many times before.

Also, she tries to murder me in my sleep.

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To the both of you my son or other kids need to do this a lot better.

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Nice to hear from Ray Rice

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Well I would say... Oh fuck that I ain't going here.

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Talking

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Followed closely by breathing

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I don't mind her talking. It kills time until the bourbon I'm drinking kicks in.

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I think if most men are honest that will be at the top of the list. Some women have a way with words.

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Seacrest is NOT going to like this.

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I can't think of anything. Maybe how she doesn't put the tops on things, like the toothpaste or nail polish or the smoke juice... or anything really. But that's pretty petty.

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Mike only recognizes him as Jim Jones.

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Smart man

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Yeah she posts here right? enough said.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

My wife is like the fucking Princess and the Pea. She has a high level of sensory perception. If we're in the car with the windows up and the guy at the light next to us has his windows up, she can still smell his cigarette. She hears shit I can't even believe. All of this makes it very difficult for her to fall asleep. Now I, on the other hand, if I wanted to fall asleep in the middle of the pit at a Motorhead show, I could lie down and do it. Sometimes in the middle of the night my wife is having trouble sleeping (I'm sure my snoring isn't helping), and she gets so frustrated she wakes me up. Of course, I'm like, "what the fuck?" She used to do it a lot more earlier in our relationship. I think she's learned to control herself a little better.

Incidentally, I once read an article about the biggest strains on a marriage. Naturally, money was number one. You would think sex would be number two, but it was somewhere down the list. The number two cause of problems in a marriage was snoring.

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I believe many people can do this.
I can be 2-3 cars behind somebody that is smoking and smell it with the windows rolled up.

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I absolutely cannot. You and my wife have overactive sniffers.

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I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I can smell cigarettes like this, as well, and I find that odor to be terrible. Looking back, I don't know how I ever smoked them for four years.

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That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I would say sleeping issues is my number 1 with my wife. My wife grinds her teeth a lot in her sleep. She also wants to have the television on while going to sleep which drives me nuts. She is always cold, I am always hot. So all of this usually means I spend a lot of nights on the couch. I can control the environment and makes for a much better nights sleep for both of us and we seem to get a long much better that way.

I think Frank Costanza had it right. Each person having their own bed is the way to go.

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Yeah I can't do the sleep with the TV on, she can and does. I don't mind having a fan on or something for white noise but the TV is a no go.

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Posts as Juggs.

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Nice!

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Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Not much to complain about with Mrs. Scorehead...but every single day when she gets home from work she walks in the house & says "It's freezing in here". Doesn't matter if the AC is on or off. She is always cold.

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I don't know maybe it's me but her loud snoring during sex really is a turnoff.

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