Yes, that is exactly what Im telling you.

They've been doing this for 4 years already

What Sorcery Is This? Toilet Paper without Cardboard Tubes
by Robert Quigley ( ) Wednesday, October 27th 2010 at 3:11 pm
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Paper product company Kimberly-Clark has announced the test rollout of Scott Naturals Tube-Free toilet paper, which, per its name, will not have the cardboard tubes that have anchored all previous rolls of toilet paper. They will not, however, “disclose the tubeless technology used, but [say] it’s a special winding process.”

USA Today:

On Monday, Kimberly-Clark, one of the world’s biggest makers of household paper products, will begin testing Scott Naturals Tube-Free toilet paper at Walmart and Sam’s Club stores throughout the Northeast. If sales take off, it may introduce the line nationally and globally — and even consider adapting the technology into its paper towel brands.

No, the holes in the rolls aren’t perfectly round. But they do fit over TP spindles and come with this promise: Even the last piece of toilet paper will be usable — without glue stuck on it.
The change is ostensibly geared towards “going green,” but we know that it’s really about pushing technological progress to the hilt. Also: making money.

If its been 4 years that means it hasnt taken off and has failed. Probably because people dont want flat TP rolls.

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Toilet Paper without carboard tubes is awesome Hank, Shut It!!!

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Just admit you're wrong and start accepting change Hank!

It's not flat if you'd put it on the DAMN SPINDLE

I'm a simple man. I like beer cold, TV loud, homosexuals flaming and TP cylindrical. Get your flat TP rolls that I have to pry apart out of my face.

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But then it wont roll right. It's like driving on a flat tire. I NEED the cardboard, you need it, hell, America needs the cardboard. Without cardboard in our TP we have let the terrorists win.

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Some day lets kick back with a few pull tabs and an Innocent Man cassette

Sounds good, I'll bring the TP.

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How in the hell would you 'TP' somebody's house with non cylindrical toilet paper?


You don't have a square to spare.

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See this man gets it!!

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I'm with ya on this one, Hankus. You may be a smelly Cubs fan and like ranch dressing, but there are just some things you don't mess with and that is toilet paper.

See, it's frivolous, superfluous products in America. Like scented toilet paper... is the dumbest thing in the world! The only thing you don't have to make smell good cause it's gonna get fucked up. Who is that smell there to impress? My thumb? If you want to impress my thumb, make it thicker in the middle.

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You people have no idea about tubeless technology

It's a special Winding process!!!



You guys probably would have said you cant have a Trench Coat without a belt then we woudlnt have "The Executive"

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Punctuality...or I guess the lack thereof. Maybe it's not worse than anyone else's situation but I find if I want to be somewhere at a certain time I have to tell her we need to left half an hour earlier than we really do to make sure we are there.

At least you didn't mention the whole mayonnaise thing.

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This gets better. Used to be an issue with one of us. Now, not so much. Just make it know that you have to leave the house at X time and be prepared to fly solo if needed.

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For starters, what's wrong with wipes? I'll tell you what. Nothing. They're oh so right.

My wife gets excited telling stories. When she does, she becomes a Valley Girl despite the fact she's from Chicago Heights. "And she was like and then I was like and then we were like..."

We can both laugh about it, but it can be annoying when it's about some coworker I don't know or care about.

You whups him good!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I started to do a whole Diggstown dialogue spoof but I ran out of steam and it wasnt funny. I'll shelve the idea.

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Marge: Didn't John seem a little...festive to you?
Homer: Couldn't agree more, happy as a clam.
Marge: He prefers the company of men!
Homer: Who doesn't!
Marge: Homer... listen carefully. John is a Ho-mo
Homer: ..Right...
Marge: Sexual! [homer screams]

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

George: We discussed toilet paper.

Jerry: Toilet paper?

George: Yeah, I told her how toilet paper hasn't changed in my lifetime, and probably wouldn't change in the next fifty thousand years and she was fascinated, fascinated!

Jerry: What are you talking about?

Elaine: Yeah.

Jerry: Toilet paper's changed.

Elaine: Yeah.

Jerry: It's softer.

Elaine: Softer.

Jerry: More sheets per roll

Elaine: Sheets.

Jerry: Comes in a wide variety of colors.

Elaine: Colors.

George: Ok, ok, fine! It's changed, it's not really the point. Anyway, I'm thinking of making a big move.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

What's his name?

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Wife and daughter made homemade brownies last night. After a few glasses of wine, I cut a little of the brownie up to eat.

Turns out I didn't hear her say that the brownies were for work today at their luncheon.

Fuck.

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As opposed to them making store bought brownies?

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could have made them from scratch vs. a mix

There's a mix?

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I once got busy in a Sur la Table bathroom

Slump!!

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Dinner was oustanding last nite. Chicken Devon, which is some sort of chicken casserole with cheese, cream of chicken soup, veggies, topped with croutons. Got that for lunch today too

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Did you cook?

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