You're pissed at Brogue for bringing in the garbage cans? WTF?

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That was yesterday. They're already in.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

You can't leave them out long, or your lids blow into the street, and get smashed.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

These are the attached flip top lids so Im all good there.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Yeah, I never see the old Oscar the Grouch garbage cans around anymore.

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We talking premium ones? Or the lesser varieties like Jack's and Tony's?

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Garbage cans?

Probably Tony's.

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Call me crazy, but I love a good Tombstone.

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That is criminally short sighted.



Tombstone's sauce is........."off".

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Yeah, I don't expect anyone to agree with me, but it's always been my go to when I want a cheap pizza fix.

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I will always like Red Baron the best, but that's like.....1/4 of a step above the cheap stand-bys.

I like Jacks for the regular pizzas.

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Jack's is the go-to cheap pizza fix.

That got me through college. 5 for $10.

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You know me like that.

Voice of (Mr.) reason......

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In college, my roommate and I saw an advertisement for Hy-Vee brand pizza at 10 for $10. So we hit up the local store to get it. We're piling ten in the cart, and a stockboy (no, not Kurt Warner) comes up and says "You know, they're just a dollar a piece. You don't have to buy all ten." We ignored his tip and bought the farm. Got home, cooked one, and it was nearly inedible. I don't remember what we did with the other nine.

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Not sure I've had that brand, but I've been there. Some frozen pizzas are literally inedible. I think it just comes down to how much salt they put in, though, Because everything else on a frozen pizza is terrible.

And yet great.

Back in "the day", how many frozen pizzas do you think you could have put down in one sitting? I've done 2 multiple times, so I could do 3 for sure.
4?
More?

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In college, I would always eat two Totino's Party Pizzas at a time. I'd throw one in the oven. Then I'd be getting impatient with how long it was taking, so I'd throw a second in the microwave in the meantime. But as far as the Tombstone and Jack's of the world, I would only eat one in a sitting. Never tried two, but I'm sure I could have. You really could polish off three?

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Never been done, but no question.

We may have to make this a thing. Bring some craft beers, everybody sit and watch spanky throw down pizza that is greeting-card thick.
I got a guy that can supply the free pizza.

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Fun fact: Red Baron microwavable singles are the same ones (albeit rebranded) sold by Schawnn's.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

How do we know Baby McCown doesn't sell frozen pizzas? It's as good of a guess as any.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

tombstone's mexican pizza was great.

agreed on jack's. especially the bacon cheeseburger pizza.

I'm sorry you had to eat two Totino's pizza in one sitting.

And Red Baron is garbage.

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I'm embarrassed to see a thread on the tragic death of one of Chicago's business leaders turned into a discussion of which frozen pizza tastes less like cardboard. Not CSFMB's finest hour. I blame spanky and apologize to Don Tiny and the dead guy on his behalf.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

You should think about a competitive eating career, Big Macs and frozen pizzas.

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Tombstone changed their recipe sometime in the past few decades. I used to love it back in the 90s, but I had one about 10 years ago and it was nowhere near as good. Same deal with Hormel chili.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

My neighbor is still rocking the old school metal can and lid.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Victoria Barkley ran shit

Ugh, I hated dragging those things out to the end of the driveway when I was a kid. The whole block probably heard me doing it too.

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Mentioned this in a thread previously but im tellin' ya Bellatoria Ultra thin crust pepperoni and sausage frozen pizzas are the bomb. Available at woodmans and Sams club I believe.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

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My brother has one of those he uses for lawn clippings. At quick glance you might think that Oscar the Grouch had suffocated.

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