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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: People who don't know how to bid on Ebay

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:18 pm

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I sold a video game on ebay, and I'm going to have to report the jackass to ebay for non-payment. All over an $8 auction. Fuck people.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: People who don't know how to bid on Ebay

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:20 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

I sold a video game on ebay, and I'm going to have to report the jackass to ebay for non-payment. All over an $8 auction. Fuck people.

I'm sorry you're poor and have to resort to eBay as a second income source.

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Post subject: Re: People who don't know how to bid on Ebay

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:20 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

I sold a video game on ebay, and I'm going to have to report the jackass to ebay for non-payment. All over an $8 auction. Fuck people.

Glyde.com bro

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Post subject: Re: People who don't know how to bid on Ebay

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:20 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

I sold a video game on ebay, and I'm going to have to report the jackass to ebay for non-payment. All over an $8 auction. Fuck people.

Was it Darko's paver guy?

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: People who don't know how to bid on Ebay

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:21 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

I sold a video game on ebay, and I'm going to have to report the jackass to ebay for non-payment. All over an $8 auction. Fuck people.

I'm sorry you're poor and have to resort to eBay as a second income source.

It was an SNES game (Mortal Kombat II actually). For some reason I still have the game, but I got rid of the system years ago.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: People who don't know how to bid on Ebay

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:21 pm

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What's an Ebay?

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: People who don't know how to bid on Ebay

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:23 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

redskingreg wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

I sold a video game on ebay, and I'm going to have to report the jackass to ebay for non-payment. All over an $8 auction. Fuck people.

I'm sorry you're poor and have to resort to eBay as a second income source.

It was an SNES game (Mortal Kombat II actually). For some reason I still have the game, but I got rid of the system years ago.

And the entertainment system that housed it.

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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Re: People who don't know how to bid on Ebay

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:26 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

redskingreg wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

I sold a video game on ebay, and I'm going to have to report the jackass to ebay for non-payment. All over an $8 auction. Fuck people.

I'm sorry you're poor and have to resort to eBay as a second income source.

It was an SNES game (Mortal Kombat II actually). For some reason I still have the game, but I got rid of the system years ago.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: People who don't know how to bid on Ebay

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:27 pm

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Nas wrote:

I've never lost an item that I wanted.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: People who don't know how to bid on Ebay

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:31 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

What's an Ebay?

It's a magazine that I buy all my basketball shoes from.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: People who don't know how to bid on Ebay

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:33 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

redskingreg wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

I sold a video game on ebay, and I'm going to have to report the jackass to ebay for non-payment. All over an $8 auction. Fuck people.

I'm sorry you're poor and have to resort to eBay as a second income source.

It was an SNES game (Mortal Kombat II actually). For some reason I still have the game, but I got rid of the system years ago.

And the entertainment system that housed it.

You're a bad guy.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: People who don't know how to bid on Ebay

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:35 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

redskingreg wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

I sold a video game on ebay, and I'm going to have to report the jackass to ebay for non-payment. All over an $8 auction. Fuck people.

I'm sorry you're poor and have to resort to eBay as a second income source.

It was an SNES game (Mortal Kombat II actually). For some reason I still have the game, but I got rid of the system years ago.

And the entertainment system that housed it.

Douchebag wrote:

You're a bad guy.

You still have the entertainment center?

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: People who don't know how to bid on Ebay

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:36 pm

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The entertainment center is long gone.

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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Re: People who don't know how to bid on Ebay

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:37 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

The entertainment center is long gone.

Damn...was hoping maybe you would let me dispose of it at Lakemoorfest.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: People who don't know how to bid on Ebay

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:39 pm

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lipidquadcab wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

The entertainment center is long gone.

Damn...was hoping maybe you would let me dispose of it at Lakemoorfest.

Darko would have planes trying to land in his backyard with that thing ablaze.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: People who don't know how to bid on Ebay

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:42 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

The entertainment center is long gone.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: People who don't know how to bid on Ebay

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 2:52 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

The entertainment center is long gone.

Did you end up paying Favre Fan or someone else?

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: People who don't know how to bid on Ebay

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 12:26 am

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Nas wrote:

Stop running up the fucking price days and hours before the auction is over you fucking idiots. You are supposed to wait until about 20 to 30 seconds is left and then put in the MAXIMUM amount you are willing to pay for the item. You will get many more great deals that way instead of running up the price to market value well before the auction ends. I really hate you all of you.

With you on this!

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Walt Williams Neck

Post subject: Re: People who don't know how to bid on Ebay

Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2014 6:03 am

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Douchebag wrote:

I sold a video game on ebay, and I'm going to have to report the jackass to ebay for non-payment. All over an $8 auction. Fuck people.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: People who don't know how to bid on Ebay

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:42 pm

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
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Update on recent ebay sales:

Still haven't been paid for Mortal Kombat II. I'm contemplating sending the "I'm sorry you're poor" message to this buyer.

I also sold an old Roku on ebay, and some dope paid me $37 for it. (I only paid $50-$60 for it, and that was probably 5 years ago). Anyways, fast forward to today, I get reported on ebay for selling damaged merchandise because this knob can't figure out how to connect the Roku to their wifi. The thing works fine. Obviously it's old, and a piece of shit compared to any newer model streaming players, but it works. I actually tested it before selling it because I had to do a factory reset on it to remove any of my personal information.

Next time I'm just going to throw stuff I don't want into a garbage. People are the fucking worst.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: People who don't know how to bid on Ebay

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 2:03 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

I had to do a factory reset on it to remove any of my personal information.

i.e. porn library

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: People who don't know how to bid on Ebay

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 2:04 pm

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Bagels wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

I had to do a factory reset on it to remove any of my personal information.

i.e. porn library

If I could get porn on the Roku, it would probably sell for double.

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