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Smarmystein

Post subject: Dan's head explodes!

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 9:40 pm

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George is on the floor with a serious injury during USA basketball scrimmage...all of the "BIG BLACK WANG WHIPPERS" that he loves and admires circle up in prayer.....Dan watches in disbelief...and then...

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Rod

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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 10:18 pm

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One of dan's popular narratives this week was that these mail opening, coffee drinking pros know how to throttle down their wang whipping so no one is injured in meaningless games.

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SpiralStairs

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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 10:29 pm

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Dan Bernstein wrote:

This is Coach K's fault!

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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Beardown

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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 10:46 pm

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That's a bad one. Just like the kid from Louisville.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GFb_ZoGr1g

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Don Tiny

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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:27 pm

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Two takeaways:

- You'll be "rewarded" if you wait for the replay ... :puker:

:puker:

- Rose shaking his head likely saying "I can't believe that wasn't me" :lol:

:lol:

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Dan's head explodes!

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:29 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

- Rose shaking his head likely saying "I can't believe that wasn't me" :lol:

:lol:

I already made that joke smart guy...

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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Don Tiny

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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:33 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Don Tiny wrote:

- Rose shaking his head likely saying "I can't believe that wasn't me" :lol:

:lol:

I already made that joke smart guy...

Must be in that invisible reply I can't see ...

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SpiralStairs

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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:36 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Don Tiny wrote:

- Rose shaking his head likely saying "I can't believe that wasn't me" :lol:

:lol:

I already made that joke smart guy...

Must be in that invisible reply I can't see ...

Read more threads! viewtopic.php?f=91&t=88226

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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Beardown

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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:39 pm

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In his defense, who the hell reads the "NBA section"?

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Don Tiny

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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:43 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Don Tiny wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Don Tiny wrote:

- Rose shaking his head likely saying "I can't believe that wasn't me" :lol:

:lol:

I already made that joke smart guy...

Must be in that invisible reply I can't see ...

Read more threads! http://score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=91&t=88226

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MajorKong

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Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 12:25 am

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SpiralStairs

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Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 12:28 am

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MajorKong wrote:

Poor guy never got to see Commander Riker with a beard.

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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