I'll tell you after I have chance to assess her post-natal rehab results.

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"It's not exactly a rocket surgery." D.J.

Mister Rob, and all my Board friends,
I suppose it could be understood that I may have gotten off on the improper foot with you. Please understand. I am here to bring us together, to unite us. Remember, only as we defeat bigotry, imoralism, and apathy will we truly defeat our inner demons. I will always have your back, forever. I do not expect the same in kind. I will take the first step. Will you walk alongside me in our march towards eternal freedom?

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My Mother was a witch...she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch, for the tears I cried
Take her down now, don't wanna see her face.
All blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace.
Am I evil? Yes. I am.

I assume you are a board regular playing a new character. If so, take this one back to the drawing board. It is a gross failure and isn't at all funny. Better luck next time. I am glad you dropped the heavy-handed, stylized misspellings, though, even if doing so was only the equivalent of rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

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She's smokin....

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SideshowBob311: "Sadly enough, I think we're the "intelligent" portion of the sports radio fanbase".
"I make fun of whoever sucks, including me"- Harry 11/30/07

So did I most of the weekend. In fact goin to see MY GUY later.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

My dear Friend Keister Sore,
I have busted you for being the ROON.
Print it.
Your Crime Dog,
Evil J.A.C.K.

PS, don't hate, participate!

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My Mother was a witch...she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch, for the tears I cried
Take her down now, don't wanna see her face.
All blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace.
Am I evil? Yes. I am.

keeping score, i thought i'd tell you gloopan kuratz is jurko. have fun with that breaking news

That wasn't hard to figure out though. So what does that mean for the relationship between Jhood and Jurko?

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And where IS Keeping Score? He hasn't been around lately. I kind of miss his paranoia.

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Seriously?

KS told me he's been burned out on posting lately. I don't blame him.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

He probably is in finger therapy as we speak... er... post....

My Dear Friend Kinky Gyro,
Funny to see that nearly all troll activity has ceased during this time as well, is it not?

Your Not As Dumb as People Think Friend,
Evil J.A.C.K.

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My Mother was a witch...she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch, for the tears I cried
Take her down now, don't wanna see her face.
All blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace.
Am I evil? Yes. I am.

Except for you J.A.C.K.

My Dear Friend HappyAction Jackson,
I only do it for you. You are my inspiration. You are the wind beneath my impotent wings. HHJ, do not hate, join me. The two of us can be the top trolls of all time. You have been trolling here longer than I, but I intent to coat tail onto your credibility. Tell them Jason, tell them why I am so focused on you. Tell them the truth, for it shall set us free.

Your Serious BFF,
Evil J.A.C.K.

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My Mother was a witch...she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch, for the tears I cried
Take her down now, don't wanna see her face.
All blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace.
Am I evil? Yes. I am.

I have to thank Gloopan, as when I went to look up what that meant, I found a treasure trove of websites teaching me the most vile insults in myriad languages.

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You cannot make me care about the WNBA.

Hootmon, can you enlighten me, too lazy to do the research, plus the IT folks at work probably wouldn't appreciate it either.

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"Stay out of courtrooms-but if you must go in be Well Armed and Don't compromise. You are innocent, remember that. They are guilty" -- Dr. Gonzo

The best one is YouSwear.com

Gloopan Kuratz means Idiot Dick.

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You cannot make me care about the WNBA.

Hey Jurko----from www.cefurji.net

How do I swear in Croatian ?

yebem ti mrtwu mater - fuck your dead mother

yebo ti pas mater - a dog fucks your mother

nossi se oo pichku materinu
- go to your mother's Caller Bob

yebo ti kogn krwavim kurtzem sestru na maychinom grobu
- a horse with the bloody dick
fucks your sister on
the mothers grave

pushi kuratz - suck a dick

napushi se kurtza - suck a dick a lot

smrdljiva kurvetino! - you stinky bitch!

u tri pichke materine - God damn it!

sragne - shit

gloop si ko tursky kooratz
- you are as stupid as
a Turkish dick

pichka - Caller Bob

kuratz - dick, cock

kurwa - whore

peder - burrito

lezbacha - lesbian

shoopchino! - you asshole!

gloopan - idiot

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You cannot make me care about the WNBA.

Take it from me, the IT folks don't ever give a rat's ass what you're looking at, so long as it's not sucking precious bandwidth (not precious juice).

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It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a goddamn shame.

http://www.TheCommittedIndian.com/

He just doesn't have any trolls to investigate and allegedly match to regular posters anymore.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

I can think of two he should look at.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Bump. In hopes that KS get back on the prowl....

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Well, I'll just go ahead and "out" myself. My troll is...











Just joking. I'm too cool for a troll.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Get your ass to the wrestling section. Jericho came back three weeks ago.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

53 pages and 73,490 views of this....

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SideshowBob311: "Sadly enough, I think we're the "intelligent" portion of the sports radio fanbase".
"I make fun of whoever sucks, including me"- Harry 11/30/07

Wow I think this is the first time I've been mentioned as suspicious. It only took 11+ months on this thread. I don't know if I should be happy or offended for the slight.

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SideshowBob311: "Sadly enough, I think we're the "intelligent" portion of the sports radio fanbase".
"I make fun of whoever sucks, including me"- Harry 11/30/07

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SideshowBob311: "Sadly enough, I think we're the "intelligent" portion of the sports radio fanbase".
"I make fun of whoever sucks, including me"- Harry 11/30/07

Even after 54 pages, this thread still makes me laugh. Especially reading KS's crush on Spaulding.

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KS,

Where have you been? Don't tell me the judge made you serve all 90 days.