Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Thank you for ruining the punch line with the thread title!
Here's some more for you:
He had a hat!
You see, it's already starting to work.
You order an apple, and look what it comes with!
My dog is dead! I was bringing her to Israel to bury.
Yossi put away your siddur, our prayers are answered.
But look how nice the suit fits!
Sadie, I'm beginning to think you're bringing me bad luck.
Sure it worked this time, but how are we getting them to come down for Rosh Hashannah??
This you call a lining?
Morris! For the third time, yes I heard you!
Who's he going to tell??
You have to stand in the back of the oven.