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 Post subject: Tony Stewart
PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 12:06 am 
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Fucking idiot. :( :evil:

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 Post subject: Re: Tony Stewart
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Thug Sport.

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 Post subject: Re: Tony Stewart
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Seriously. He's an idiot.

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Seriously. He's an idiot.


I would say has to be jail time. Surprised video hasn't been posted yet by someone with a phone that was there.

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Me too.
They must have been REALLY quick while evacuating all of the spectators.

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The kid is dead according to some reports... That's really sad. http://deadspin.com/reports-tony-stewart-ran-over-opposing-driver-during-1618893708

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 Post subject: Re: Tony Stewart
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvaHUN6JFPc

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Instead of driving towards the bottom of the track to avoid the guy he drives toward. Though the guy probably shouldn't be walking toward cars in that situation either.

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Instead of driving towards the bottom of the track to avoid the guy he drives toward. Though the guy probably shouldn't be walking toward cars in that situation either.

Wow


He CLEARLY tried to kick his back end out at the kid. The proof is that the blue/white car right in front of Stewart passed by no problem.

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He's either dead or severely paralyzed

You can hear Stewart's engine rev as he passed the guy. From across the track :shock: :( :o

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It almost looks like he was dragged by his head.

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It almost looks like he was dragged by his head.

By the reaction of the EMS, I think the situation was extremely dire. Just wow.

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 Post subject: Re: Tony Stewart
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wait.... what? tony "smoke" stewart ran over some kid and killed him? wtf is going on here?

i've accepted the fact that tony's days as a top-shelf racer are over as it's 99% likely that the recent/ish chase with "brother carl" edwards (arguably the greatest chase in nascar's history, seeing as carl wasn't exactly chopped liver finishing like 2nd 4th 4th 2nd 3rd 2nd or whatever, but tony went and reeled off 3-4 wins during the chase and he was finishing perennially top-5 to edge carl out in a fit of two drivers going all out for the sprint cup and yet somehow tony stewart pulled it off, essentially bookending jimmie johnson's run of, what, ~5 consecutive titles?

and now there's only one more person out there, jeff gordon, who really has a shot to end up joining tony as the only drivers to win under the original format and the chase format. jimmie johnson = total chase babby (baby. it's a meme thing). smoke stewart, when he actually gave 1/2 of a shit, was a formidable racer who's won the indy 500, the brickyard, and uhhhh i dont think he's won at daytona right? he owns the 2nd mid-season race there.... but never quite the first one. maybe he'll end up like an old past-his-prime dale sr. and rattle off a daytona like its a big fucking deal cuz honestly i think that daytona win is the only big one that's eluded him through his very good/solid nascar career (which means that eventually he goes into the nascar HOF because if they'll induct any crew member who's handy with a socket wrench, call it a hunch they can't wait to bend over backwards and induct contemporary/ish drivers who rattled off a few titles during a ~15-20+ yr career and yeah. now he runs over children? jailtime?

well hey at least he won't go out and finish 17th like it's literally the place to be. i doubt he's even in the chase this year cuz i dont think he's won anything nad theres no way he's there on points. i think he's just gonna transition to the owner side and occasionally race when e's got hte itch but that's prolly a few more years off as proud waning nascar drivers stick around past their expiration date and hey you never know.... i mean look at jeff gordon, all of a sudden this year he's putting it together and in/around that pole position heading into the chase so this is his chance to join tony as the only drivers to win in standard/chase formats and since this is the 2nd time i mentioned it can you tell that it's something i've really been hoping that he gets to keep to himself? once gordon goes to pasture, assuming they dont decide to embrace the oldschool and cater to the hardcore base as opposed to turning NASCAR into a national pastime (cuz that pre-race prayer is going to catch on bigtime. except in the NBA they'd prolly have to do special muslim prayers too and well i just cant see the nascar IRL demographic all ready to have some time to pray to allah..... plus shit who hasnt hung out in the bleachers of a cubs game and walked around the back (to see if you could sneak a smoke no less. not worth the effort.... but you DID notice some hardcore str8up muslim dudes busting out little rugs and wooden steps so they could pray right there on the spot in the middle of the game (and they gotta be handy with a compass cuz you gotta face due southwest to be facing in the direction of mecca. duh)

and yeah. so fuck all of that bullshit.... my guy smoke has effectively ended his racing career with a resounding thud that might or might not have (intentionally?) ran over a little kid. welp maybe i should STFU and RTFA (read the fucking article) before i make a fool out of myself commenting..... oh wait.

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 Post subject: Re: Tony Stewart
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From this story,it looks to be somewhat on purpose:


SCAR Sprint Cup champion Tony Stewart struck a driver who later died after a dirt-track racing incident Saturday night at Canandaigua (N.Y.) Motorsports Park.

According to reports and video of the crash, Stewart's car allegedly struck driver Kevin Ward Jr., who had exited his sprint car after a collision and stepped toward Stewart's car. The mishap occurred at about 10 p.m. ET at the half-mile dirt track north of Syracuse.


The Ontario County Sheriff's Department did not identify the driver, who was pronounced dead on arrival at a local hospital. Stewart cooperated with authorities and was released. Officers were conducting an investigation at the track early Sunday morning.

Tyler Graves, a fellow racer and friend of Ward, told The Sporting News that he watching the action from the grandstands.

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"Tony pinched him into the frontstretch wall, a racing thing," said Graves, 16, of Bolivar, N.Y. "The right rear tire went down, he spun on the exit of (Turn) 2. They threw the caution and everything was toned down. Kevin got out of his car. ... He was throwing his arms up all over the place at Tony for most of the corner.

"I know Tony could see him. I know how you can see out of these cars. When Tony got close to him, he hit the throttle. When you hit a throttle on a sprint car, the car sets sideways. It set sideways, the right rear tire hit Kevin, Kevin was sucked underneath and was stuck under it for a second or two and then it threw him about 50 yards."

Graves said Ward was not moving after he hit the ground.


Another witness, Adam Dulski, told USA Today, "It happened in Turn 2. The prior lap, Tony had gotten into him -- just spun him, nothing big, just spun him around. The caution came out. He hopped out of the car -- the driver of the 13. He hopped out to go and yell and point a finger at Tony, typical thing.

"Tony came around, the back end slid out and he definitely caught him -- I couldn't tell if it was with the front or the back of the car. The body made contact with the car and went sliding across the track. It was the worst thing I've ever seen."

Barbara Manning, a nursing supervisor at Thompson Health in Canandaigua, said earlier that a man was at the hospital with life-threatening injuries.

"You never mean to do something like that," Graves told TSN. "Kevin was pissed and he let Tony know. And Tony was trying to give the message back that he wasn't happy either. He went over the line with it."

After the accident, the track cancelled the rest of the program.

"Tonight's racing events were suspended due to an accident," the track announced on Facebook. "Please hold off on any speculation until we have further information to share."

It then added, "Canandaigua Motorspots Park will not have an official statement on the accident that happened in the ESS race until tomorrow. Please pray for the entire racing community of fans, drivers, and families. Please be respectful in any comments."

Last July, Stewart was involved in another wreck at the same track that resulted in two drivers suffering injuries.

Stewart is scheduled to drive in the NASCAR Sprint Cup race on Sunday on the road course at Watkins Glen, N.Y.

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I'm totally ignorant on this sport, but is it typical for a guy to walk out in front of the cars like that?

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wait.... what? tony "smoke" stewart ran over some kid and killed him? wtf is going on here?

i've accepted the fact that tony's days as a top-shelf racer are over as it's 99% likely that the recent/ish chase with "brother carl" edwards (arguably the greatest chase in nascar's history, seeing as carl wasn't exactly chopped liver finishing like 2nd 4th 4th 2nd 3rd 2nd or whatever, but tony went and reeled off 3-4 wins during the chase and he was finishing perennially top-5 to edge carl out in a fit of two drivers going all out for the sprint cup and yet somehow tony stewart pulled it off, essentially bookending jimmie johnson's run of, what, ~5 consecutive titles?

and now there's only one more person out there, jeff gordon, who really has a shot to end up joining tony as the only drivers to win under the original format and the chase format. jimmie johnson = total chase babby (baby. it's a meme thing). smoke stewart, when he actually gave 1/2 of a shit, was a formidable racer who's won the indy 500, the brickyard, and uhhhh i dont think he's won at daytona right? he owns the 2nd mid-season race there.... but never quite the first one. maybe he'll end up like an old past-his-prime dale sr. and rattle off a daytona like its a big fucking deal cuz honestly i think that daytona win is the only big one that's eluded him through his very good/solid nascar career (which means that eventually he goes into the nascar HOF because if they'll induct any crew member who's handy with a socket wrench, call it a hunch they can't wait to bend over backwards and induct contemporary/ish drivers who rattled off a few titles during a ~15-20+ yr career and yeah. now he runs over children? jailtime?

well hey at least he won't go out and finish 17th like it's literally the place to be. i doubt he's even in the chase this year cuz i dont think he's won anything nad theres no way he's there on points. i think he's just gonna transition to the owner side and occasionally race when e's got hte itch but that's prolly a few more years off as proud waning nascar drivers stick around past their expiration date and hey you never know.... i mean look at jeff gordon, all of a sudden this year he's putting it together and in/around that pole position heading into the chase so this is his chance to join tony as the only drivers to win in standard/chase formats and since this is the 2nd time i mentioned it can you tell that it's something i've really been hoping that he gets to keep to himself? once gordon goes to pasture, assuming they dont decide to embrace the oldschool and cater to the hardcore base as opposed to turning NASCAR into a national pastime (cuz that pre-race prayer is going to catch on bigtime. except in the NBA they'd prolly have to do special muslim prayers too and well i just cant see the nascar IRL demographic all ready to have some time to pray to allah..... plus shit who hasnt hung out in the bleachers of a cubs game and walked around the back (to see if you could sneak a smoke no less. not worth the effort.... but you DID notice some hardcore str8up muslim dudes busting out little rugs and wooden steps so they could pray right there on the spot in the middle of the game (and they gotta be handy with a compass cuz you gotta face due southwest to be facing in the direction of mecca. duh)

and yeah. so fuck all of that bullshit.... my guy smoke has effectively ended his racing career with a resounding thud that might or might not have (intentionally?) ran over a little kid. welp maybe i should STFU and RTFA (read the fucking article) before i make a fool out of myself commenting..... oh wait.

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nice post sini!


Beardown: the blind stares of a million pairs of eyes looking hard but they'll never see..... THE P!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVv4IdGtcNw

Drinky: Why am I included in hypothetical non-conversations with Beardown in a Tony Stewart DBOTW thread? This is asiten, not just asinine. I have someone else's kid to raise alongside mine, so basically STFU and listen to the show more often and more closely so you're not that ignorant.

Bernstein: Yes honey, I'll refill your wine in a second.... i just have to get a new protractor for jason because he wore out his 5th one going over his new plans for the international space station.

Mac: HONEY WHERE ARE MY ROACHCLIPS?

Les: "Did you know that the term "roach clips" was first said in a cheech and chong standup comedy bit from 1976? I was doing some commercial voiceover work for the same record company putting out cheech and chong and i got to talk to cheech about the origins of the term roach, and funny story here.... see originally they MEANT to say......." [Les goes on to tell a 3-4 minute story that not only 100% totally describes the origin of the term "roach chips" but also how it ties into his one stint doing announcing for the expos between 03-04. true story.

Mulligan: Hey we're gonna let you go.... but before you're out the door, what's up on a sausage egg and cheese mcgriddle? you're my intern. go get me one.

Hanley: [bad pun / big laughs]

Adam Harris: I let everyone break my balls for having to work with Les, but I really miss the big guy..

Herb Lawrence: gotta log into POF and check to see who's hollared back at illiniluvr420

Laurence: So Cheryl Scott is like my sister from another mother.... and father. so it's totally ok to sleep with this sister! Those are the best kind of sisters.... sisters with benefits! #FullFledgedATeam up in here.

Joe O: Hi I'm Joe Ostrowski and i just wanted to say #NERDHERD representing up in here baby! call up with your fantasy football questions NOW and join the #NerdHerd. Did I mention the #NERDHERD btw? I'm really trying out this "branding" idea in the "sports talk radio show hosting for dummies" book. #NERDHERD.

Chris Rongey: i'd rather be at home watching kolten wong singlehandedly raise up and singlehandedly wong the cardinals into the playoffs. what happened to shelby miller? where is michael wacha? everybodyyyyyy wong chung tonight! (everybody wong chung tonight!) and oh yeah i'm glad that i got kolten wong on my fantasy team.... now that i'm respectable again maybe sarah muscles will take me back.

mitch: why do all these people on the messageboard write posts/questions directly to me when they know i'm not going to answer to that riffraff? how many top-market sports talkers have you programmed? exactly.

zim: "ok terry, you're playing hardball here but dan doesn't want a real partner that would ever challenge him and, in point of fact, you are the preferred option. how about 750k/yr for 5 days a week of ISDN line duty?

terry: well, uh, you know the terry boers brand is a successful organization.... ummmmm so how are you gonna get terry back to making money? *cutting him off is dan bernstein* "TV!" yeah but when where how? *dan interripting again* A BIG TV DEAL --- "but where when how who? uhhhhh" * dan is perturbed that he isn't holding the floor yet * "YOU'RE LOCKED IN FOR A LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG TIME" * glorious italo disco kicks in * terry>>"ok, well you're not exactly raking it in on that one" dan(at the same time, curtly said)>>WINNING. TEAMS. MAKE. A. PROFIT. >>>> and from here the rest of terry's dialogue is commandeered by dan to spread the gospel of bernstein, a reading from the book of lupica *ALL PRAISE AND GLORY TO GOD*

and yeah i got nothing. so between that other post that i strangely got props for (where i mused about bernstein's raison d'etre to promote the unsung heroes of sports, the selfless billionaires who employ all of these millionaire mercenary monkeys AT THEIR PERIL, cuz even if a team is bad for a few years then they only profit tens of millions of dollars per annum as opposed to tens upon tens of millions of dollars every year? THEY'RE RISKING SO MUCH TO ENTERTAIN YOU.... and to think you only want to deny them what they need to remain competitive in a historic landmark of a dump.... and no matter how much lipstick you put on the pig you're still pissing in a trough at the end of the day. * POUNDS TABLE * SHOMER SHABBOS!


[X] ALL FIELDS SPRAYED TO
[X] EXCESSIVELY ANNOYING ONE-TIME POST TO REMIND PEOPLE OF THE 100% PURITY OF POSTING THEY BROWBEAT OUT OF HIM
[X] OUT OF TIRED/STALE GIMMICKS TO USE (SEE BEARDOWN HYPOTHETICAL ROUNDTABLE CONVO)
[X] EXCEEDINGLY VAIN AND ANNOYING "LOOK AT ME" CRAP THAT 3/50 BOARD MEMBERS MIGHT READ?
[ ] ATTRACTING WOMEN WITH THE RAW POWER OF SEDUCTION
[ ] IS PRE-VAIDATED AS A WORTHWHILE POST DUE TO GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT

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I'm totally ignorant on this sport, but is it typical for a guy to walk out in front of the cars like that?

Kinda, yeah. He should have opted for the helmet throw, but NASCAR tends to glorify the hotheadedness of their drivers.


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I'm totally ignorant on this sport, but is it typical for a guy to walk out in front of the cars like that?

Very common in sprint car/dirt track racing.

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 Post subject: Re: Tony Stewart
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shit like this is why I stopped trying to "win" bar fights and just try to get them under control so no one ends up in the ER or jail.
So fucking stupid.


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 Post subject: Re: Tony Stewart
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Having him race today is probably not a good idea (and I do not think it's really going to happen) but to have your manager come out and say "it's business as usual" is even worse.

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 Post subject: Re: Tony Stewart
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If he gets away with this I'm going to be really pissed that I could have gotten home 15 minutes sooner last night.


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 Post subject: Re: Tony Stewart
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Furious Styles wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
I'm totally ignorant on this sport, but is it typical for a guy to walk out in front of the cars like that?

Very common in sprint car/dirt track racing.

Another reason why Indy Cars are better.

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 Post subject: Re: Tony Stewart
PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 9:04 am 
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leashyourkids wrote:
I'm totally ignorant on this sport, but is it typical for a guy to walk out in front of the cars like that?

Yeah, it happens a lot. Stewart had done it many times himself.

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 Post subject: Re: Tony Stewart
PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 9:06 am 
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leashyourkids wrote:
I'm totally ignorant on this sport, but is it typical for a guy to walk out in front of the cars like that?


This was my thought. I've seen guys do it before, but not quite like that. In fact, I think Stewart is one of the main guys who does shit like that.

I have no idea what Stewart's intentions were. I'm reading spanky's posts about how he moved his back end and revved his engine and I don't really see that. I don't know enough about racing though. I'll take spanky's word for it. I guess I do know a little about Stewart's reputation for being an asswipe, but that's a long way from purposely running over a guy. I think to someone who just watches that video without knowing any backstory, you'd have to believe the guy that got run over was some kind of fucking wacko running onto the middle of the racetrack.

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 Post subject: Re: Tony Stewart
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wow that is awful. Not even sure what to say. Been a huge Stewart fan thru the years.

Surely there is no way the guy races today

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 Post subject: Re: Tony Stewart
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wow that is awful. Not even sure what to say. Been a huge Stewart fan thru the years.

Surely there is no way the guy races today

Nascar already said what happened last night will not get in the way of Stewart racing today.

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Yeah, it's horrible. I guess I see what spanky means and what the kid in the article jimmypasta posted was saying. He purposely made the car slide toward him.

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 Post subject: Re: Tony Stewart
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wow that is awful. Not even sure what to say. Been a huge Stewart fan thru the years.

Surely there is no way the guy races today

Nascar already said what happened last night will not get in the way of Stewart racing today.

I have a feeling Zippy is gonna announce something different in a couple of minutes

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