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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 1:29 pm 
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The 5' 5" guy that cannot stand up straight is now criticizing the appearance and weight of Kate Upton.


please share the almighty humpback's insight...


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The 5' 5" guy that cannot stand up straight is now criticizing the appearance and weight of Kate Upton.


I cant paint the Mona Lisa or build the Empire State Building either. Doesnt mean I cant criticize buildings or paintings.

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He is right about Kate Upton being heavier than other models. But he is wrong for saying she's out of shape. She was never an anorexic swimsuit model to begin with or she wouldn't have the awesome knockers and ass.




Apparently there are no mirrors in the Bernstein household...keep forgetting how good looking and "normal" he looks.


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spanky wrote:
The 5' 5" guy that cannot stand up straight is now criticizing the appearance and weight of Kate Upton.


please share the almighty humpback's insight...

In the video where Verlander gave her the ball she was "not in game shape" and must have been "in between shoots" and he will be interested to see what becomes of her current appearance, etc. She looks like a "normal person" and not like every other swimsuit and VS model.

Matt and Matt disagreed. Terry slept.

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The 5' 5" guy that cannot stand up straight is now criticizing the appearance and weight of Kate Upton.


I cant paint the Mona Lisa or build the Empire State Building either. Doesnt mean I cant criticize buildings or paintings.

This was more the tone of "she needs to hottie up her twitter pic" vs "I do not like what F Lloyd Wright did in his Prairie Style"

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He is right about Kate Upton being heavier than other models. But he is wrong for saying she's out of shape. She was never an anorexic swimsuit model to begin with or she wouldn't have the awesome knockers and ass.




Apparently there are no mirrors in the Bernstein household...keep forgetting how good looking and "normal" he looks.

Of course there aren't, he's in constant mourning for owners who have to pay big black studs a share of their hard earned really smart people billions.

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Here's a pic of that normal person at that game -

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He has stated Beyonce is unattractive because, if I remember correctly, she is "too thick" or "manly'. So there is a precedence that he's the ultimate white man in his preference for short skeletal women.


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She does look like a normal person in that picture... Isnt that part of her appeal? She looks like the girl next door not a professional model. Well, the girl next door with a great rack... She must live on Chus' street.

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Here's a pic of that normal person at that game -

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There are probably 3 women shown who are equal or better on every Cubs broadcast, and there are probably 3 women shown who are equal or better per year on the Sox broadcast.

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She does look like a normal person in that picture... Isnt that part of her appeal? She looks like the girl next door not a professional model. Well, the girl next door with a great rack... She must live on Chus' street.

:lol: ...and Chus and his neighbor can't figure out why the new guys in the neighborhood keep checking her out.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
There are probably 3 women shown who are equal or better on every Cubs broadcast, and there are probably 3 women shown who are equal or better per year on the Sox broadcast.

Probably that many short guys with terrible posture too.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
She does look like a normal person in that picture... Isnt that part of her appeal? She looks like the girl next door not a professional model. Well, the girl next door with a great rack... She must live on Chus' street.

Exactly. Though, pretty confident is saying no bush. Sorry Hank.


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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Here's a pic of that normal person at that game -

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There are probably 3 women shown who are equal or better on every Cubs broadcast, and there are probably 3 women shown who are equal or better per year on the Sox broadcast.


She looks normal. Still very attractive.

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So the appeal of a model is that she isn't as pretty as other models?

She's basically the Tim Tebow of modeling.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
She does look like a normal person in that picture... Isnt that part of her appeal? She looks like the girl next door not a professional model. Well, the girl next door with a great rack... She must live on Chus' street.

Exactly. Though, pretty confident is saying no bush. Sorry Hank.


I'll have her put on the merkin and I'll go to town.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
So the appeal of a model is that she isn't as pretty as other models?

She's basically the Tim Tebow of modeling.


But with a much better rack.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
So the appeal of a model is that she isn't as pretty as other models?

She's basically the Tim Tebow of modeling.

Lucky you BRick. I don't know many fit 5'10 babes with a pair of great melons.


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Kirkwood wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
So the appeal of a model is that she isn't as pretty as other models?

She's basically the Tim Tebow of modeling.

Lucky you BRick. I don't know many fit 5'10 babes with a pair of great melons.
I don't know many people as good as Tim Tebow at football either.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
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So the appeal of a model is that she isn't as pretty as other models?

She's basically the Tim Tebow of modeling.

Lucky you BRick. I don't know many fit 5'10 babes with a pair of great melons.
I don't know many people as good as Tim Tebow at football either.

I agree. Never was a Tebow hater. I enjoyed the guy.


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I agree. Never was a Tebow hater. I enjoyed the guy.
Yeah, but it also doesn't make him anything but forgettable. There are many better options out there.

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I agree. Never was a Tebow hater. I enjoyed the guy.
Yeah, but it also doesn't make him anything but forgettable. There are many better options out there.

Ehhhh, unlike Bernsy, not a bigfan of the manly skeletal look (ex: Giselle Brady).


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I agree. Never was a Tebow hater. I enjoyed the guy.
Yeah, but it also doesn't make him anything but forgettable. There are many better options out there.


I'd remember a night with Kate Upton.

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I agree. Never was a Tebow hater. I enjoyed the guy.
Yeah, but it also doesn't make him anything but forgettable. There are many better options out there.


I'd remember a night with Kate Upton.


At least one of you would.

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Tony Dungy would never draft someone who doesn't think Kate Upton is attractive.

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A straight man who doesn't think that Kate Upton is-- at the very least-- attractive, has some real issues.

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Ehhhh, unlike Bernsy, not a bigfan of the manly skeletal look (ex: Giselle Brady).
I don't think that would be a good example either.

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A straight man who doesn't think that Kate Upton is-- at the very least-- attractive, has some real issues.


I wouldnt go that far at all. I think she's got great boobs, that's about all. There are literally thousands of women that I would prefer to her. I see one woman a day walking down the street that I would prefer to her.

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