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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 3:42 pm 
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I'm saying she's already in Hollywood/modeling, so if she was an actual local person walking down the street in NW Indiana ( :lol: :wink: ) her relative attractiveness would be off the charts.
I don't think she'd be off the charts though. She'd be better than most. Well, maybe NW Indiana.
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Give me Kate Upton 1000x over Cameron Diaz every single day.
Hell, I might try a drunken 20 minutes with Justin Upton over Cameron Diaz. Not BJ Upton though.
I agree. I'm just saying when you see them pictured together it ends up being closer than you'd expect especially given the age difference.


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Now lets see them pictured together naked.

I'm not sure they're up for it right now. Let me ask.

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Here is a grouping:
Anna Faris
Brooklyn Decker
Kaley Cuoco
The blonde from Two Broke Girls
Kate Upton

She is at best #4 on that list, and that is simply a list of Kate Upton + blondes on CBS tv shows.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 3:48 pm 
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"that one girl from that one show"
Really, that is what you are going to counter with? Someone in Hollywood who evidently is so much more attractive that you don't even know her name?

Kate Upton is hot. Sure some think there are hotter, but she is pretty hot. End of discussion. Good lord Rick, can't you find some obscure Cutler stat to nitpik at rather than this?

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Good lord Rick, can't you find some obscure Cutler stat to nitpik at rather than this?
Last week Frank complained that I brought up Cutler in a Martellus Bennett thread.
http://score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?p=2043914#p2043914

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Here is a grouping:
Anna Faris
Brooklyn Decker
Kaley Cuoco
The blonde from Two Broke Girls
Kate Upton

She is at best #4 on that list, and that is simply a list of Kate Upton + blondes on CBS tv shows.


Damn, I tried to prove you wrong but I couldnt do it....

Cuoco
Blonde from Two Broke Girls
Brooklyn Decker
Kate Upton
Anna Faris

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Here is a grouping:
Anna Faris
Brooklyn Decker
Kaley Cuoco
The blonde from Two Broke Girls
Kate Upton

She is at best #4 on that list, and that is simply a list of Kate Upton + blondes on CBS tv shows.

Stuff is getting crazy now

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Kate Upton is sexy as hell.

The only one on that list that's even close is Decker.

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BRick, it's truly unfortunate you'll be shown as being on the wrong side of history.


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BRick, it's truly unfortunate you'll be shown as being on the wrong side of history.
History will probably help me out here. :lol:

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Kate Upton is sexy as hell.

The only one on that list that's even close is Decker.



Decker has a man's face.


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Smarmystein wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Kate Upton is sexy as hell.

The only one on that list that's even close is Decker.



Decker has a man's face.


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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Kate Upton is sexy as hell.

The only one on that list that's even close is Decker.

I'd put Kaley Cuoco up there too. Her body is the total package compared to Upton and Decker's top-heavy but still bangin looks. Never was a fan of Decker's face though

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Councilman Les Whinen wrote:
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Kate Upton is sexy as hell.

The only one on that list that's even close is Decker.

I'd put Kaley Cuoco up there too. Her body is the total package compared to Upton and Decker's top-heavy but still bangin looks. Never was a fan of Decker's face though


Love Cuoco, but she is artificially enhanced. I think that gives Decker the edge.


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Councilman Les Whinen wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Kate Upton is sexy as hell.

The only one on that list that's even close is Decker.

I'd put Kaley Cuoco up there too. Her body is the total package compared to Upton and Decker's top-heavy but still bangin looks. Never was a fan of Decker's face though


I was actually just trying to be nice. I was never a big fan of Decker.

I've seen that Cuoco a few times look pretty good.

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Anna Farris in The House Bunny and What's Your Number was as good as any of those on the list.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Anna Farris in The House Bunny and What's Your Number was as good as any of those on the list.

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Big Chicagoan wrote:
Councilman Les Whinen wrote:
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Kate Upton is sexy as hell.

The only one on that list that's even close is Decker.

I'd put Kaley Cuoco up there too. Her body is the total package compared to Upton and Decker's top-heavy but still bangin looks. Never was a fan of Decker's face though


Love Cuoco, but she is artificially enhanced. I think that gives Decker the edge.

I honestly did not know that until just now. In that case, yes Brooklyn beats her by a mile.

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Anna Farris in The House Bunny and What's Your Number was as good as any of those on the list.


Doesn't she have a sever case of plastic face? Which is unfortunate, considering she's probably mid-30's?

Also, don't leave Cheryl Cole off your lists, jerks.

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I just saw Kate Upton in "The Other Woman". The movie was so bad,it distracted me from even concentrating on her. 5 bucks flushed down the commode.

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Doesn't she have a sever case of plastic face? Which is unfortunate, considering she's probably mid-30's?
I'm going to guess most mid-30s actresses do.

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Doesn't she have a sever case of plastic face? Which is unfortunate, considering she's probably mid-30's?
I'm going to guess most mid-30s actresses do.

She jumped the gun and got plastic surgery before she was even significantly aged, ruining her looks. It's Megan Fox syndrome

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
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Doesn't she have a sever case of plastic face? Which is unfortunate, considering she's probably mid-30's?
I'm going to guess most mid-30s actresses do.


No.

http://www.imdb.com/list/ls000264832/

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Doesn't she have a sever case of plastic face? Which is unfortunate, considering she's probably mid-30's?
I'm going to guess most mid-30s actresses do.


No.

http://www.imdb.com/list/ls000264832/
Faris is on that list and doesn't look like plastic face there either.

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Never thought I would be arguing the attractiveness of Anna Faris :lol: I'll give you this. I loved her in Scary Movie. After that, no thanks.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
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Doesn't she have a sever case of plastic face? Which is unfortunate, considering she's probably mid-30's?
I'm going to guess most mid-30s actresses do.


No.

http://www.imdb.com/list/ls000264832/
Faris is on that list and doesn't look like plastic face there either.

I think Anna Faris' big problem is that she seems really into lip injections and that makes a woman's look fluctuate. Sometimes her face looks okay, other times it looks like she just made out with a hoover.

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A couple people tried to make a point about the show in the middle if the thread to no avail.

Upton is a 7. Not great, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed. Nevertheless, Bernstein is still gay.

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I'm going to guess most mid-30s actresses do.


No.

http://www.imdb.com/list/ls000264832/
Faris is on that list and doesn't look like plastic face there either.

I think Anna Faris' big problem is that she seems really into lip injections and that makes a woman's look fluctuate. Sometimes her face looks okay, other times it looks like she just made out with a hoover.


Great point. I dated a girl with fake boobs and fake lips. She would look amazing when we went out at night, then the next morning, her lips would be huge. Complete turnoff.

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redskingreg wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Anna Farris in The House Bunny and What's Your Number was as good as any of those on the list.


Doesn't she have a sever case of plastic face? Which is unfortunate, considering she's probably mid-30's?

Also, don't leave Cheryl Cole off your lists, jerks.


I just Googled Cheryl Cole. Have you seen the tattoos she has on her lower back and butt? I don't know why someone would do that.


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redskingreg wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Anna Farris in The House Bunny and What's Your Number was as good as any of those on the list.


Doesn't she have a sever case of plastic face? Which is unfortunate, considering she's probably mid-30's?

Also, don't leave Cheryl Cole off your lists, jerks.


I just Googled Cheryl Cole. Have you seen the tattoos she has on her lower back and butt? I don't know why someone would do that.


Nope. And I'm going to pretend I never read this post.

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