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Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 1:18 pm

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Beardown wrote:

Gotta love the guys (Larry following Bernstein's lead) that take a non controversial issue that nobody is for (men beating the shit out of women) and go off on it like they are the only ones that realize it's wrong.

What the hell, I guess? It kills a half hour show.

Larry: That's the A TEAM. Ok. Here's the show topic today. I think beating up women is wrong...

(Dr. Ken is thinking of a way to excuse Larry's comment.)

A lot of the hosts like to apply one idiot's opinion to the entire fan base. That's another entertaining tactic.

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Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 1:29 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

Herb is a single guy and he chooses Cooperstown for his vacation spot? The entire evening crew is pussy repellant.

You've partied with them too huh?

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Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 12:50 pm

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Sir had a bit of a SHAKE THAT story last night. Apparently he got angry about some sports talker in Dubuque not knowing anything about Chicago sports during an overnight tryout and was going to come into the station to break into his broadcast

The underlying story is that Herb followed up a vacation in Cooperstown with a vacation to A Field of Dreams in Iowa. Herb, you ain't never going to get you pee pee wet that way.

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Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 1:00 pm

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I feel safe in saying Herb is the 1st black guy to ever visit the "Field of Dreams" field. Hell, Herb might be the only black guy to ever take a trip to Iowa.

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Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 3:02 pm

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Beardown wrote:

I feel safe in saying Herb is the 1st black guy to ever visit the "Field of Dreams" field. Hell, Herb might be the only black guy to ever take a trip to Iowa...

... and live to tell about it.

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Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 6:43 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

I also heard this. Every story that Larry tells is an "almost" story. He never does anything. He's an after-the-fact shit-talking fake tough guy midget.

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Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 7:14 pm

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^ Nice !

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Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 9:15 pm

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Zizou wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

I also heard this. Every story that Larry tells is an "almost" story. He never does anything. He's an after-the-fact shit-talking fake tough guy midget.

Come on guys no need to trash me that way.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 3:33 pm

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I'm not cool. So, what does this mean?

Laurence Holmes ‏@LaurenceWHolmes 42m
Heading to B&B 15th celebration tonight. So I'm gonna take these size 10s...shine up real good...turn em sideways and then...http://instagram.com/p/ruzLvzMfH7/

Then it shows a picture of his shoes.

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Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 3:34 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

The Rock used to say that and end with stick them straight up your candy ass

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Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 3:36 pm

OK. So is that just an excuse to show everyone his shoes?

Still don't get it.

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Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 3:36 pm

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My shoes are size 12. Just sayin.

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Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 3:37 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

OK. So is that just an excuse to show everyone his shoes?

Still don't get it.

He wants the ladies to know he wears size 10s.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 3:37 pm

What is 10s? Slim?

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Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 3:40 pm

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I thought Dr ken was joking.

Leary not even in midday talk consideration. ' Nuff Said!

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 3:42 pm

Triumphant return of Hamp & Holmes is coming.

It was a show before its time.

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Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 3:43 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

OK. So is that just an excuse to show everyone his shoes?

Still don't get it.

He wants the ladies to know he wears size 10s.

I wear a 14, sometimes 15, and I don't think my feet are that big.

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Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 3:44 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

I wear a 14, sometimes 15, and I don't think my feet are that big.

We're talking American, not European, sizes. :lol:

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Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 3:47 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

OK. So is that just an excuse to show everyone his shoes?

Still don't get it.

Shining shoes means The Rock to Laurence and he's mentioning it for the Wrestling geeks.

That's it

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 3:49 pm

rogers park bryan wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

OK. So is that just an excuse to show everyone his shoes?

Still don't get it.

Shining shoes means The Rock to Laurence and he's mentioning it for the Wrestling geeks.

That's it

Ahhhh.

Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too quick. I'd catch it.

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Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 3:50 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

OK. So is that just an excuse to show everyone his shoes?

Still don't get it.

Shining shoes means The Rock to Laurence and he's mentioning it for the Wrestling geeks.

That's it

Ahhhh.

Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too quick. I'd catch it.

Its sad because if anything it should mean Billy Batts but in Laurence world WWE trumps Goodfellas

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Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 9:30 pm

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Shining shoes.

What we would say our boss would do when he started kicking ass for others' failures.

I used to joke that I kept a fresh pair just so he would feel comfortable doing it.

I wear size 13.

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Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 11:41 am

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Hatchetman wrote:

My shoes are size 12. Just sayin.

My are size 10s, but very wide. I've heard that is preferable

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 6:06 pm

Sounds like Laurence will have an update on his multiple Ice Bucket Challenges later tonight.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 9:24 pm

Laying out Adam Harris.

You don't "quit" two hours of airtime in the country's 3rd largest market. LoHo telling it like it is.

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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 9:27 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Laying out Adam Harris.

You don't "quit" two hours of airtime in the country's 3rd largest market. LoHo telling it like it is.

Wha happen?

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Post subject: Re: Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 9:31 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Laying out Adam Harris.

You don't "quit" two hours of airtime in the country's 3rd largest market. LoHo telling it like it is.

Is that learys weekly airtime? I think Crazy Carlos gets more air time

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 9:33 pm

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Laying out Adam Harris.

You don't "quit" two hours of airtime in the country's 3rd largest market. LoHo telling it like it is.

Wha happen?

Harris quit the weekend Midnight NerdHerd fantasy football show.

You don't turn down shifts in LoHo's world.

Also, fun to hear Herb's advice on Medicare coverage.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 9:34 pm

bigfan wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Laying out Adam Harris.

You don't "quit" two hours of airtime in the country's 3rd largest market. LoHo telling it like it is.

Is that learys weekly airtime? I think Crazy Carlos gets more air time

He gets so much airtime he just gives an hour to Herb for the Hell of it.

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Post subject: Re: Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 9:37 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Laying out Adam Harris.

You don't "quit" two hours of airtime in the country's 3rd largest market. LoHo telling it like it is.

Wha happen?

Harris quit the weekend Midnight NerdHerd fantasy football show.

You don't turn down shifts in LoHo's world.

Also, fun to hear Herb's advice on Medicare coverage.

Yeah, That Adam Harris sounds like an idiot, working on a morning drive show in a major market.

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