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bigfan

Post subject: JOBS YOU HAVE REMOVED YOURSELF FROM CONSIDERATION

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 8:58 am

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while It is not a job, Elmhurst Steve has removed himself from NAACP Man of the Year running, but then again....they give that award to anyone $$

I would like to remove from name from the running for head of the Chicagos teacher union.

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Rod

Post subject: Re: JOBS YOU HAVE REMOVED YOURSELF FROM CONSIDERATION

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:09 am

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When I was in the consulting business, I landed a client in Schaumburg that was bleeding money. I had it all set up to bill them at $30,000 a month. We went in and started with a forensic accounting of their financials. Right away you could see that management salaries were way too high for a company of that size to support. So my partner told the owner he needed to eliminate a $100,000 managment position. The guy said, "No way. That's my wife." :lol:

So my partner said, "In that case, we are firing ourselves. We cannot help you." I wanted to ring his fucking neck. It's not like I couldn't have used the 30 grand a month. But he was an honest guy.

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Walt Williams Neck

Post subject: Re: JOBS YOU HAVE REMOVED YOURSELF FROM CONSIDERATION

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:13 am

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Chicago Police Chief

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: JOBS YOU HAVE REMOVED YOURSELF FROM CONSIDERATION

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:47 am

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Walt Williams Neck wrote:

Chicago Police Chief

Please post a detailed explanation on your facebook page

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: JOBS YOU HAVE REMOVED YOURSELF FROM CONSIDERATION

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:53 am

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chas' proofreader

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

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Walt Williams Neck

Post subject: Re: JOBS YOU HAVE REMOVED YOURSELF FROM CONSIDERATION

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:58 am

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bigfan wrote:

Walt Williams Neck wrote:

Chicago Police Chief

Please post a detailed explanation on your facebook page

Is it okay if I tweet it?

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: JOBS YOU HAVE REMOVED YOURSELF FROM CONSIDERATION

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:59 am

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Seacrest's chiropractor.

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I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: JOBS YOU HAVE REMOVED YOURSELF FROM CONSIDERATION

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:01 am

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Douchebag wrote:

Seacrest's chiropractor.

No one here believes that you could get a Phd in anything.

Thanks for playing though.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: JOBS YOU HAVE REMOVED YOURSELF FROM CONSIDERATION

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:02 am

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Seacrest wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Seacrest's chiropractor.

No one here believes that you could get a Phd in anything.

Thanks for playing though.

Chiropractor's get PHD's? I thought it was like a 8-week community college course, and you get a certificate.

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: JOBS YOU HAVE REMOVED YOURSELF FROM CONSIDERATION

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:03 am

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Douchebag wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

Seacrest's chiropractor.

No one here believes that you could get a Phd in anything.

Thanks for playing though.

I thought

No one here believes that either.

Again. Thanks for participating.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: JOBS YOU HAVE REMOVED YOURSELF FROM CONSIDERATION

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 11:00 am

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Panther's Psychiatrist

No way that could pay enough.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: JOBS YOU HAVE REMOVED YOURSELF FROM CONSIDERATION

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 11:20 am

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Btw Panthro...we train seals and dogs.

We love and nurture children.

Carry on.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: JOBS YOU HAVE REMOVED YOURSELF FROM CONSIDERATION

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 12:31 pm

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Q.Bovifs wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

Btw Panthro...we train seals and dogs.

We love and nurture children.

Carry on.

U got it, Bud.

(um, . . . )

It will even feel like the right thing to do after a while. Just keep trying.

You have been through a lot. Keep persevering Panthro.

Welcome to humanity.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: JOBS YOU HAVE REMOVED YOURSELF FROM CONSIDERATION

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 12:39 pm

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Terry's Boers' diaper.

But seriously, any government position. With my Libertarian leanings, I would do the community a disservice.

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: JOBS YOU HAVE REMOVED YOURSELF FROM CONSIDERATION

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 1:00 pm

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^^^Implied vaccination joke. Carry on.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: JOBS YOU HAVE REMOVED YOURSELF FROM CONSIDERATION

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 1:01 pm

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Telegram Sam wrote:

^^^Implied vaccination joke. Carry on.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: JOBS YOU HAVE REMOVED YOURSELF FROM CONSIDERATION

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 1:04 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

Q.Bovifs wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

Btw Panthro...we train seals and dogs.

We love and nurture children.

Carry on.

U got it, Bud.

(um, . . . )

It will even feel like the right thing to do after a while. Just keep trying.

You have been through a lot. Keep persevering Panthro.

Welcome to humanity.

Q.Bovifs wrote:

I think somewhere along the way you contracted some sort of virus that makes you feel like you have earned the right to pontificate to others.

If the idea of loving and nurturing a child is pontificating, then maybe you need some help.

The idea that training kids like some type of farm animal seems normal to you speaks volumes. The fact that you brag about it is a pathology a professional would need to explore.

If the

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: JOBS YOU HAVE REMOVED YOURSELF FROM CONSIDERATION

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 1:08 pm

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Q.Bovifs wrote:

Telegram Sam wrote:

^^^Implied vaccination joke. Carry on.

Q.Bovifs wrote:

The ignorance of people on the vaccination side of this debate harkens the Global Warming issues.

There was no implied joke.

Panther trying to take credit again where none is due him.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: JOBS YOU HAVE REMOVED YOURSELF FROM CONSIDERATION

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 1:12 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

Q.Bovifs wrote:

Telegram Sam wrote:

^^^Implied vaccination joke. Carry on.

Q.Bovifs wrote:

The ignorance of people on the vaccination side of this debate harkens the Global Warming issues.

There was no implied joke.

Panther trying to take credit again where none is due him.

I know. I'm like one of those guys who makes tasteful home decor out of reclaimed wood.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: JOBS YOU HAVE REMOVED YOURSELF FROM CONSIDERATION

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 1:20 pm

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Q.Bovifs wrote:

Did you just have a stroke in mid-sentence?

:shock:

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Nas

Post subject: Re: JOBS YOU HAVE REMOVED YOURSELF FROM CONSIDERATION

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 1:28 pm

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denisdman wrote:

Terry's Boers' diaper.

But seriously, any government position. With my Libertarian leanings, I would do the community a disservice.

I will run for some public office in the next 15 years.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: JOBS YOU HAVE REMOVED YOURSELF FROM CONSIDERATION

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 1:33 pm

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Nas wrote:

denisdman wrote:

Terry's Boers' diaper.

But seriously, any government position. With my Libertarian leanings, I would do the community a disservice.

I will run for some public office in the next 15 years.

Alderman??

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

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Erotic Lawyer

Post subject: Re: JOBS YOU HAVE REMOVED YOURSELF FROM CONSIDERATION

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 5:53 pm

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Being a worthy contributor on this board.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: JOBS YOU HAVE REMOVED YOURSELF FROM CONSIDERATION

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 6:33 pm

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Baby Mac/Chas anger management counselor.

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: JOBS YOU HAVE REMOVED YOURSELF FROM CONSIDERATION

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 10:41 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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Darkside

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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 8:24 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Spada's ticket agent

Looks like someone isn't getting a magnetic schedule this year.

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Scooter

Post subject: Re: JOBS YOU HAVE REMOVED YOURSELF FROM CONSIDERATION

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 8:38 pm

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: JOBS YOU HAVE REMOVED YOURSELF FROM CONSIDERATION

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:54 am

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I'm still deciding about whether or not to persue this one:

Quote:

Rapper Waka Flocka Flame probably has a ton of disposable income.

After all, he has offered to pay one lucky man or woman $50,000 to be his personal blunt roller.

Yes, you read that right. Waka Flocka is going to pay someone a respectable, yearly salary to prepare his drugs for him.

Waka Flocka informed his fans and followers of the job opening via Instagram yesterday. He then implied they should post Instagram photos with the hashtag “#ICanRoll,” as part of the vetting process.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: JOBS YOU HAVE REMOVED YOURSELF FROM CONSIDERATION

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:56 am

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hello...

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