Bernstein's Dad bought some charity thing for Dan's kid to be the honorary batboy at the White Sox game tonight.

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Is Lil Dannny aware that those big strong major leaguers can hit the ball really hard ? He's putting Young Einstein in tremendous peril being so close to the action . ALERT THE AUTHORITIES

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

LOLOLOLOL, that would be so perfect if lil Jason Bernstein was ushered up to the booth to sit on Hawk's lap (much like his father, lil Danny, did so many years ago with Harry).

Yeah, they mentioned that.

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Hawk: What's your name, son?

Jason: Jason Bernstein, I'm from the north side of Chicago - the safe part of Chicago - ya know, where no black people live.

Hawk:

Steve Stone:

Dan: (Off mic behind Jason) Jason....NO...I told you not to say that in public.

Hawk: Alright...We'll be back.

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Why doesn't the guy ever just take the fucking day off instead of having Drinky tag in for him?

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Alright. Who wants to join me right now for the final half hour.

The Drinky "Drinking Game".

Everytime the idiot says "ahhh" drink. I'm not doing shots but I'll take a big swig of my Miller Lite every time he does it.

I'm keeping track. 3 times so far since the game began.

Drinky drinking game Update: 16 "ahhhs"

That's a litte over 3 Miller Lites for me right now. That's in 12 minutes. Man, you could finish a 30 pack if you did it for an entire drinky show.

I don't know, you'll have to ask my dad

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He was bitching about this a month ago. Saying he wouldn't miss the game but he would miss the pregame experience. He mentioned it last week too. By not taking the day off he likes to appear the consummate professional. He doesn't really take much time off. Neither do I actually because of that false appearance. Yahweh I might be Bernsies Mult. I've been found out.

Final "ahhh" Count: 23

It slowed down when Larry joined and took up air time. So 4 beers for me.

Was that really the count? Wow. Learn a new phrase.

Yeah. That was the official count Had a pen and paper cuz I knew they would come rapid fire. I was also curious to see just how much he does do it. It was probably about 2 per minute when you consider the update and commercials. I'm sure there have been times when he's done 4 per minute.

Very sad drinky very sad.

Glad I wasn't the only one. I was at the gym listening and I thought to myself, "Pull it together man!"

Danny says no. The world is perfect no aholes like him. All coaches of youths never berated us ever. Never. Always up building. Live in hyperbole of hat 5'8".

all i can point to are articles i've read in which the consensus seems to be that the name is and always has been offensive; but there are bigger things that need to be sorted out than a sports name change. which i agree with.