Michael Jeffrey Jordan has used it a few times.

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You know me like that.

Looks like the answer is now YES.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

He's on now, and you're spot on!

Man is ZZ a suck ass company man. Dan is gonna have a grabber

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

Guys like Dan with a Napoleon complex, insecurities & character flaws, frequently dislike others who are popular with the masses.

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

I think you have a valid point.

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

this show makes it easy for me to pull for the Bears now, c'mon, go 11-5.

Also pulling for the Dodgers to meet the Angels in the World Series. Destroy the narrative for a year.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Wow, this has been some awful radio. Between the 3 "great" football experts, and Larry, this show is a pile of suck. ZZ and his bs excuses was very embarrassing for all involved. Bowen with the same shit he said last week and last season.

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Fuck Edwards and Zobrist

Turned back in to hear Leery making the JRW team about him.

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Employed by the Bears.

I'm going to predict (and say it like I mean it) when the Cubs inevitably (and I'm a fan of the plan overall) don't spend the money to fill in their gaps, the response from this show will be "we're not sure they NEED to spend any money!" and "they think they have everything they need".

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Oh I know he's just covering his ass, but it's embarrassing.

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

Dan hates when people root for local guys for the sake of their being local. He also hates when people root for white football players at traditionally black positions. Put them together and you have Jordan Lynch, a veritable enemy of the Chicago sports state.

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Leery must have said "my team" 3-4 times. Grow the fuck up Urkel!

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

Who do you think is the bigger racist, Larry or Dan?

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Fuck Edwards and Zobrist

The one that dreams of stabbing white people, even though he is half white. He tries so hard to be a bad ass.

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

Semi-related story, I had a friend who had no idea Lo-ho was actually black until I told him a few months ago.

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Bernstein by far.

Dan thinks the WNBA is full of black Wildebeest while Larry....tries to bang white Wildebeest.

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Kenny Williams fell for the banana in the tailpipe

Haha. I like it. All we need is for ESPN to do a feel good story about Lynch. Dan might hang himself.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

They've already done a few.

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

He really has made the station and its listeners smarter. Only smart people know that local white guys trying to play running back suck ass.

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Is Larry an idiot? This was the actual conversation about Bernstein's grill

Larry: Do you change your propane tank?

Bernstein: When it's out, yes. You go to 7-11 exchange the empty for a full. It's no big deal.

Larry: Ok, just wondering. Sorry.

Larry, who did you think changes Bernstein's tank? What the hell kind of question is that. You think he hires somebody to do something so simple. What a weirdo.

Now that's the smart station.

Let the record show Dan almost replaced a garage door until he realized a leaf was blocking the sensor.

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Yeah Leery sounded like a complete dumbass. I like it when Dan talks food though. I can only hear so much about a preseason game.

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

That's a little different. He was an idiot and just didn't inspect it. Asking somebody if they change their own propane tank is just the weirdest question you can ask somebody.

It's kind of like asking someone if they put gas in their car when the gauge is at E.

Might have been stealth shot Leary was taking. Dan has people do a lot of stuff a normal man would do.

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Elections have consequences.

Yeah. It's exactly the same as that.

New game. Weird questions that Larry would ask Dan.

Larry: Dan, when you go to the bathroom, do you flush your own toilet?

Drinky: I'll top that by Thursday.

Beardown:

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Dan JUST TWEETED!!!


Dan Bernstein @dan_bernstein · Aug 25

#Propanetank Not since Katrina or Ferguson or changing a propane tank has the world seen what it means to be black in America.