We know by now that it never stinks in there.

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DRINK BƎTTƎR. @theRIPH

Dan is returning $4 packs of cheese to the grocery store? WTF?

I've never returned food to a grocery store. In fact, I assumed it was against some kind of code for a grocery store to accept returned food. They damn well better not be putting it back on the shelf.

You screwed up. You bought it. You keep it.

I don't want your secondhand cheese.

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You know me like that.

[quote="Dr. Kenneth Noisewater"]I don't want your secondhand cheese.

But I do want secondhand news to return.

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

I have never returned food in my life. If I bought some stale chips and the date is old, it's my own dumbass fault for not checking the date. If i bought lunch meat and it tastes like shit, I don't buy lunch meat from that place again. My free time is valuable to me. I'm not wasting time standing in line at a customer service line to return food no matter how seamless it is.

Funny ZZ moment. He he was on M&H this morning and said the YOUNG Seahawks really try hard all the time. When Hanley questioned the Bears effort, ZZ said something along the lines of, "Well the Bears aren't young, they know what speed to go at during preseason."

So in short, the Bears lost in ZZ eyes because the Seahawks went over-the-top w/ their effort, while the Bears were preserving themselves for the regular season.

My favorite moment from today's show:

Larry: Hey, Dan, what was that reely funny thing you said about your wife earlier today?

Danny: What are you talking about?

Larry: You know, that funny thing you said about her being a vegetarian, but not reely?

Danny: You mean that she likes bacon? She's a bacontarian?

Larry: HAHAHAHAHAHA yeah that! HAHAHAHAHA that was reely funny.

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I can only assume they throw it out right after the store clerks laugh their ass off at the cheap bastard that took the time to actually drive back to the store to return some package of cheese.

Even if I needed it for something I was cooking that night I would just run to the store and buy a pack of what I need. Who thinks to return it?...oh, that's riiiight. There is a certain segment of society that might do that.

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Something is very wrong with Larry.

No shit. Just figuring this out?

Holy crap, what a perfect text.

I can't go anywhere near the radio/stream when Larry is on. There is honestly nothing in the world that can make me avoid/change the station quicker than Larry. Nothing. I cannot think of one thing. It seems like a sick joke that this guy is still on the air. I cannot imagine anyone, anywhere actually finding this guy to be neutral....let alone enjoy him/call themselves a fan.

What's the gameplan here, is Uncle Teary out all week?

or first fromunda cheese

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Jewish vegetarian who eats bacon...now THAT'S funny!

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.