You say that like you've never been dating one chick while secretly trying to bone her roommate and working your way into some kind of disgusting three way that would probably be against the law in 46 states and spending your time working your mojo only to have some jerk overrated third baseman simply wink and ruin the plot leaving you several hundred dollars in the red but also working your way into ditching one chick who might be a lesbian and picking up a girl who eventually turns out to be your wife and finding out later that the chick who you dumped isn't actually a lesbian but has a dog that you couldn't stand anyway so it wouldn't work out anyhow and learning that she still talks about the day that a loser like Mark Bellhorn winked at her when really he probably just had some shit in his eye anyhow because we were 10 rows up and the likelyhood of someone picking someone out of that crowd is 10,000,000 to one but I guess that's still a chance.

You say that like you've never been dating one chick while secretly trying to bone her roommate and working your way into some kind of disgusting three way that would probably be against the law in 46 states and spending your time working your mojo only to have some jerk overrated third baseman simply wink and ruin the plot leaving you several hundred dollars in the red but also working your way into ditching one chick who might be a lesbian and picking up a girl who eventually turns out to be your wife and finding out later that the chick who you dumped isn't actually a lesbian but has a dog that you couldn't stand anyway so it wouldn't work out anyhow and learning that she still talks about the day that a loser like Mark Bellhorn winked at her when really he probably just had some shit in his eye anyhow because we were 10 rows up and the likelyhood of someone picking someone out of that crowd is 10,000,000 to one but I guess that's still a chance.

I done worse and have tried to do worse. Definitely not judging.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

Are you upset that your made up numbers were off? You realize I posted a link so everyone can see for themselves? In his 63 games after the trade, he hit 15 home runs and had 39 RBI. In his 80 game season (cut short by injury) he hit 15 home runs and had 65 RBI and hit .317.

There is no math that gets you to 219 HR and 767 RBI. Just give it up. My information is accurate and backed up by links.

Year HR RBI
2004 32 103
2005 30 92
2006 38 119
2007 26 101
2008 27 111
2009 15 65
2010 25 83
2011 26 93

Totals 219 767

average 24.3 85.2

Add it up yourself dumbass. No wonder the public schools in Chicago are so terrible. They have to dumb things down to let guys like this through.

Have you noticed how nobody is coming to aid you in this matter? Everyone knows you are wrong and can do the simple math involved that you seem to lack an understanding of. It's me-Elmhurst Steve. If my math was wrong in this, there would be several others jumping in. But instead, you stand alone, because I am right and you are stupid.

Your math is wrong. Open up your calculator and do 219/8.

:lol: Your own math would still be wrong.

Actually the numbers add up correctly, but it is 8 full seasons with the Cubs, not 9. So the averages are actually 27/95.
Still short of the 30/100 you misrepresented, but better than the 24/85 I had earlier misrepresented being correct.

Actually the numbers add up correctly, but it is 8 full seasons with the Cubs, not 9. So the averages are actually 27/95.
Still short of the 30/100 you misrepresented, but better than the 24/85 I had earlier misrepresented being correct.

It looks like Steve had wrong HR totals for two seasons too.

So, that is another 5 home runs total. 28 home runs a year.

Looks like "simple math" isn't so simple.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

I would bet you a thousand dollars that Bryant hits at least 25 homers and knocks in at least 90 runs in 2015 or 2016 at the major league level. I think his numbers will be considerably better, but I see that as his basement.

It looks like Steve had wrong HR totals for two seasons too.

So, that is another 5 home runs total. 28 home runs a year.

Looks like "simple math" isn't so simple.

You still can't count. If we are using your definition of a full season it's still 28 and 95. Which is still much better than 24 and 84.

My math says Baez wore the golden sombrero tonight.