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Seacrest

Post subject: Mechanics

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2014 4:04 pm

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Trying to over charge my daughter for a brake job while she is at school.

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The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Mechanics

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2014 4:05 pm

Joined: Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:15 pm
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Location: Bohemian Club Annual World Power Consolidation Conference & Golf Outing
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All she needs is a miracle.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Mechanics

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2014 4:08 pm

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And members of (Mike and the) Mechanics.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Mechanics

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2014 4:08 pm

Joined: Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:09 am
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

All she needs is a miracle.

Great band, great singer, great guitarist!

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Mechanics

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2014 4:09 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
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Location: To the left of my post

Seacrest wrote:

Trying to over charge my daughter for a brake job while she is at school.

Still a better deal than your Chiropractor.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Mechanics

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2014 4:10 pm

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
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SomeGuy wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

All she needs is a miracle.

Great band, great singer, great guitarist!

Nope.

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I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Mechanics

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2014 4:13 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

All she needs is a miracle.

Great band, great singer, great guitarist!

Nope.

I won't allow this minor disagreement destroy our powerful alliance.

I juwt won't

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Mechanics

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2014 4:22 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

Trying to over charge my daughter for a brake job while she is at school.

Still a better deal than your Chiropractor.

Living Years is better than my mechanic, but definitely not better than my chiropractor.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Mechanics

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2014 4:24 pm

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
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SomeGuy wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

All she needs is a miracle.

Great band, great singer, great guitarist!

Nope.

I won't allow this minor disagreement destroy our powerful alliance.

I juwt won't

No worries. I just have to call strikes as I see them. You're not getting superstar calls here, yet.

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312player

Post subject: Re: Mechanics

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2014 5:32 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

Trying to over charge my daughter for a brake job while she is at school.

Brakes are the biggest scam out there, they charge women 200$ for new pads...350$ plus for rotors n pads...40$ in partsand 200$ in labor for a 25 minute job.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Mechanics

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 7:21 am

Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:10 pm
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Last edited by Bagels on Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:22 am, edited 1 time in total.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Mechanics

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 7:22 am

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Bagels wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

Trying to over charge my daughter for a brake job while she is at school.

maybe she overcharged the mechanic for a hand job

Families are back to be fair game?

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veganfan21

Post subject: Re: Mechanics

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 7:27 am

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If you're not semi knowledgeable ( I know I'm not) about repairs and what not, then Google for what you need after receiving a quote. Finding out what others have paid helps you determine whether your quote is fair or not, or even if you can just do the job yourself depending on what's needed, like replacing a cabin air filter.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Mechanics

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:12 am

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Bagels wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

Trying to over charge my daughter for a brake job while she is at school.

maybe she overcharged the mechanic for a hand job

Cum-Shots Fired!!

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Mechanics

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:14 am

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:00 pm
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Bagels wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

Trying to over charge my daughter for a brake job while she is at school.

maybe she overcharged the mechanic for a hand job

Bagels, I enjoy your post a lot, but I would say that probably crossed the line.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Mechanics

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:15 am

Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:56 am
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Jay Cutler likes this thread.

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veganfan21

Post subject: Re: Mechanics

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:17 am

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leashyourkids wrote:

Jay Cutler likes this thread.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Mechanics

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:19 am

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
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leashyourkids wrote:

Jay Cutler likes this thread.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Mechanics

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:23 am

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
Posts: 43572

That gal's gonna drive into one of them tricky garages, which is so common nowadays you can practically find 'em in the yellow pages Under "tricky garage," and he's gonna turn her into a regular sweepstakes ticket.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Mechanics

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:28 am

Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:10 pm
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Hawg Ass wrote:

Bagels wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

Trying to over charge my daughter for a brake job while she is at school.

maybe she overcharged the mechanic for a hand job

Bagels, I enjoy your post a lot, but I would say that probably crossed the line.

it's part of the new, more edgier Bagels

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Mechanics

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:41 am

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:00 pm
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Bagels wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Bagels wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

Trying to over charge my daughter for a brake job while she is at school.

maybe she overcharged the mechanic for a hand job

Bagels, I enjoy your post a lot, but I would say that probably crossed the line.

it's part of the new, more edgier Bagels

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Mechanics

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:47 am

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Bagels wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Bagels wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

Trying to over charge my daughter for a brake job while she is at school.

maybe she overcharged the mechanic for a hand job

Bagels, I enjoy your post a lot, but I would say that probably crossed the line.

it's part of the new, more edgier Bagels

Apparently the new Bagels is redundant, too.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Mechanics

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:50 am

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The washer fluid is not fine!

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It's more fun to be a victim

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Mechanics

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:53 am

Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm
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Frank Coztansa wrote:

The washer fluid is not fine!

I love the new bagels

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Mechanics

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:55 am

Joined: Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:09 am
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RFDC wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

The washer fluid is not fine!

I love the new bagels

It's great.

I also have some great material lined up that really takes his wife, husband,daughter,son family, mom, father and dog to task!

Batter up!

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Mechanics

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:00 am

Joined: Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:09 am
Posts: 19925
pizza_Place: Papa Johns

Q.Bovifs wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

RFDC wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

The washer fluid is not fine!

I love the new bagels

It's great.

I also have some great material lined up that really takes his wife, husband,daughter,son family, mom, father and dog to task!

Batter up!

WHOA!

Families are fair game.

If someone thought cracking wise about Seacrests daughter giving people expensive hand-jobs was crossing the line....you ain't seen nothing yet.

Open season.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Mechanics

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:02 am

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
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Just leave PittMike alone.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Mechanics

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:02 am

Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:10 pm
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pizza_Place: Milano's

Q.Bovifs wrote:

What the heck is a dad for if he can't find his daughter a fair shake on a brake job?

Nice job dropping the ball, Seacrest!

i'm shocked he doesn't know a mechanic in whatever town it is

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Mechanics

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:04 am

Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:10 pm
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SomeGuy wrote:

RFDC wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

The washer fluid is not fine!

I love the new bagels

It's great.

I also have some great material lined up that really takes his wife, husband,daughter,son family, mom, father and dog to task!

Batter up!

you sound really excited about that. were you waiting for someone to give you the green light ?

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Mechanics

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:05 am

Joined: Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:09 am
Posts: 19925
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Q.Bovifs wrote:

I thought you meant "baby batter" - my bad. :oops:

Maybe I did.

Shouldn't bother anyone if that's the case.

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