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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: 8.27.2014 - B&B get to make MAJOR programming announceme

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 2:31 pm

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Bernstein claims not to know who Rachel Nichols is. And apparently she and Lawrence are on a first name basis. :roll:

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redskingreg

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Bernstein claims not to know who Rachel Nichols is. And apparently she and Lawrence are on a first name basis. :roll:

Rachel Nichols is Randy "Macho Man" Savage.

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Post subject: Re: 8.27.2014 - B&B get to make MAJOR programming announceme

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 2:32 pm

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Bernstein doesn't know Macho Man, Bill Simmons, or Rachel Nichols. Right.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: 8.27.2014 - B&B get to make MAJOR programming announceme

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 2:34 pm

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The Cubs have so much talent, they might not have room for everyone! It's an embarrassment of riches!

Calling all White Sox meatballs!

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Post subject: Re: 8.27.2014 - B&B get to make MAJOR programming announceme

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 2:34 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Bernstein doesn't know Macho Man, Bill Simmons, or Rachel Nichols. Right.

But he knew Koko B. Ware. The trolling is strong, my friend.

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Post subject: Re: 8.27.2014 - B&B get to make MAJOR programming announceme

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 2:35 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Bernstein doesn't know Macho Man, Bill Simmons, or Rachel Nichols. Right.

But he knew Koko B. Ware. The trolling is strong, my friend.

It's unbeerable.

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conns7901

Post subject: Re: 8.27.2014 - B&B get to make MAJOR programming announceme

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 2:36 pm

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Cubs "expected" record is actually better than the Royals.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: 8.27.2014 - B&B get to make MAJOR programming announceme

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 2:38 pm

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conns7901 wrote:

Cubs "expected" record is actually better than the Royals.

If only that actually mattered.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: 8.27.2014 - B&B get to make MAJOR programming announceme

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 2:41 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Bernstein claims not to know who Rachel Nichols is. And apparently she and Lawrence are on a first name basis. :roll:

Okay, I'll ask: why is Dan big-timing Rachel Nichols?

Whoa, is she between journalism assignments?

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Erotic Lawyer

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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 2:42 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

conns7901 wrote:

Cubs "expected" record is actually better than the Royals.

If only that actually mattered.

We all know wins don't matter.

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Hatchetman

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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 2:43 pm

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JORR with the text to Berns. :lol:

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IkeSouth

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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 2:46 pm

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north to replace poopy pants overnight

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: 8.27.2014 - B&B get to make MAJOR programming announceme

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 2:47 pm

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Erotic Lawyer wrote:

redskingreg wrote:

conns7901 wrote:

Cubs "expected" record is actually better than the Royals.

If only that actually mattered.

We all know wins don't matter.

Bernstein just went on a tirade about how your record is not who you are. Your post isn't even an exaggeration.

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conns7901

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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 2:48 pm

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The problem is unless the Cubs are putting out the same players nect season, there is no reason to feel their will be a swing to the positive based on that stat.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: 8.27.2014 - B&B get to make MAJOR programming announceme

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 2:49 pm

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You could almost hear Theo's sac banging on Dan's chin.

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conns7901 wrote:

The problem is unless the Cubs are putting out the same players nect season, there is no reason to feel their will be a swing to the positive based on that stat.

THAT'S NOT THE POINT! ARE YOU AN IDIOT!? I JUST TOLD YOU WHY THE STATS SAY THEY WILL BE BETTER!

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: 8.27.2014 - B&B get to make MAJOR programming announceme

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 2:50 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

You could almost hear Theo's sac banging on Dan's chin.

I just sent a text almost identical to this post.

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redskingreg

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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 2:51 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

redskingreg wrote:

You could almost hear Theo's sac banging on Dan's chin.

I just sent a text almost identical to this post.

Did you use "ballsac" instead? You're so formal. Or testes?

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Post subject: Re: 8.27.2014 - B&B get to make MAJOR programming announceme

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 2:53 pm

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Dan is so out of touch. They were talking about illegal American drugs you can get in Mexico, and Dan started talking about some CRAZY anti-inflammatory cream he got there.

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America

Post subject: Re: 8.27.2014 - B&B get to make MAJOR programming announceme

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 2:57 pm

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The Cubs sorta traded away large parts of that team and nobody considers Coghlan, Wada or Riggiano part of THE PLAN.

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SpiralStairs

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leashyourkids wrote:

:lol:

Dan is so out of touch. They were talking about illegal American drugs you can get in Mexico, and Dan started talking about some CRAZY anti-inflammatory cream he got there.

That reminds of the classic Bernstein as Mort post.

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Hatchetman

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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 3:06 pm

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Mannelly!

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redskingreg

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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 3:07 pm

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Training keemp.

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America

Post subject: Re: 8.27.2014 - B&B get to make MAJOR programming announceme

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 3:31 pm

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Probably should've made this announcement at 4 or 5, because nobody is sticking around for this shit.

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Curious Hair

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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 3:38 pm

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"Captain Carrot is a youmanoid with a nuclear carrot!"

":| okay"

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 3:39 pm

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I was kind of surprised they took a text earlier from "Soler Homo".

Seems kind of insensitive.

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Curious Hair

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Dan is complaining about Ned Yost complaining about Royals attendance. Maybe if Royals fans stayed away from Kauffman Stadium because they hate blacks and Jews, Dan would be more sympathetic.

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America

Post subject: Re: 8.27.2014 - B&B get to make MAJOR programming announceme

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 3:40 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I was kind of surprised they took a text earlier from "Soler Homo".

Seems kind of insensitive.

It's a reference to a McDoink screw up. It's also Solar Homo.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 3:42 pm

America wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I was kind of surprised they took a text earlier from "Soler Homo".

Seems kind of insensitive.

It's a reference to a McDoink screw up. It's also Solar Homo.

I assumed it was a Jorge Soler reference.

It is Jorge Soler Day.

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redskingreg

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America wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I was kind of surprised they took a text earlier from "Soler Homo".

Seems kind of insensitive.

It's a reference to a McDoink screw up. It's also Solar Homo.

The moniker is unfortunate, like mine.

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