On Comedy Central.

I always forget how great this movie is.

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I have a secret. I worship the devil.

Rick Smits

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Plus the connection to Trading Places.

"We're Back Mortimer"

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

There are some fine broads in it too.

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Sexual Chocolate.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Don't you feel bad for the girl who was raised and trained to be the queen her whole life then some skank from queens usurped her way into the spot?
What happened to her? She didn't know anything else. Her entire life she was supposed to be royalty and now what she has to get a civil service job in Zamunda?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Yeah, it's stupid like Daniel-san winning the All Valley Tournament.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Those are just some gentlemen I met in the restroom.

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You know me like that.

I'm sure Jaffe paid her off.

And let's not sell Lisa short. She was heir to the Mcdowell's fortune.

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Akeem: Does your apartment look poor?
Landlord: Yeah. It's a real shithole. You'll love it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjjoVAgqp4s

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Just let your soooooooul gloooooo!

THIS!

why I always come back to this board....

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I follow where my mind goes...

When I see guys these days say "I dont know what is great about that movie"....kinda thinking they dont get the jokes, because the movie isnt really that funny, its just a series of one liners.

"These boys are good!"

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I think it's real cute the way y'all bounce that ball off your head.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

You know, I can appreciate the way you handled that dude with the gun. I would've helped you out, except... I had a cup of coffee in my hand. You understand, right?

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

I started on clean-up just like you guys, but now...See, I'm washing lettuce. Soon, I'll be on fries. Then the grill. In a year or two, I'll make assistant manager, and that's where the big bucks start rolling in.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Damn shame what they did to that dog.

One of the great sports arguments of all time!

Clarence: You must be out your goddamn mind! Joe Louis, the greatest boxer that ever lived. [to Akeem and Semmi] I'll be with you boys in a minute. He was badder than Cassius Clay, he was badder than Sugar Ray, and that new boy-what's his name? Mike Tyson?-looks like a bulldog; he was badder than him, too.
Saul: Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky Marciano?
Clarence: Oh, there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin' 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out they ass. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano! Rocky Marciano! Let me tell you something, once and for all-Rocky Marciano was good; but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shit.
Saul: He beat Joe Louis' ass.
Morris: That's right, he did whoop Joe Louis' ass.
Clarence: Joe Louis was 75 years old when they fought.
Morris: I don't know how old he was, but he got his ass whooped.
Clarence: Joe Louis had come out of retirement to fight Rocky Marciano the minute he was 76 years old. Joe Louis was always lying about his age. He lied about his age all the time. One time Frank Sinatra came in here and sat in this chair. I said Frank 'you hang out with Joe Louis, just between me and you, how old is Joe Louis?' You know what Frank told me, he said "Hey, Joe Louis is 137 years old." A hundred and thirty-seven years old!
Sweets: Oh. Man, you lying, you ain't never meet no Frank Sinatra.
Clarence: [points to Morris, Saul and Sweets] Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you! Who's next?!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

-That boy good!
-Yeah, good and terrible.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Man you lyin' you ain't never met no Martin Luther the King.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.