I'm starting to think you're one of those metro weirdos who only likes skinny models. You used to be my hero.

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"In exchange for giving me lots of money, you can buy me an expensive ticket to a football game." Should we run a paternity test to make sure her dad isn't Jerry Reinsdorf?

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I like you so I'll recap my oft repeated philosophy: I am largely non judgemental on the average woman walking around the city. Hell, my head was on a swivel this morning looking at anything in a sun dress. I find beauty across this city and often in unconventional women. However, those who hold themselves out to the world as "the hot chick" are going to receive a much different level of scrutiny. If you are going to try to make money in this world as trying to be my ideal, well, that standard will not be easily met and you will dealt with harshly for stealing even a small portion of my libido.

Sarah Spain fits the definition of a woman selling nothing but her wares. All of these pictures we are seeing are from a decade ago, when she was nice looking, though certainly nothing to lose your goo over relative to the rest of internetdom. I saw her at a remote and there was nothing about her look that warranted a reason for intimidation of walking up unsolicited and making a move by average guys.

Sarah is still selling her looks today. As we have seen from the telecast of her posted, it is now a buyer's market.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I wonder if she's still dating the guy who publishes The Heckler. I believe they were once described as Chicago's "media power couple."

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This guy?! dolphin is proven correct.

Wow, I didn't know about that. People should tweet that link to her every time she claims to be a serious journalist and acts offended at being considered anything other than that.

So what were the other 5?

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Read the article.

Did you google Days of our Lives? .....wait......

Anyway, regarding Sarah......would.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

But, dude in the picture can't handle all of that.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Thanks. I feel better now.

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Engaged on an African safari over the weekend.

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-- source

sounds kinky

‏@SarahSpain
P.S. The fiancée wanted me to point out that a picture of the real ring is on the right, though the stand-in is quite lovely, too.



The guy sounds like a tool.

"Hey, make sure they know I bought the expensive-looking one!"

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You know me like that.

I had my wife tweet a picture of hers to a bunch of former NFL players.

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He looks like a real Wayne Stylie.

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promise you she is big as a lineman within a year of the wedding ring going on that finger

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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You beat me to it. I saw her recently & she looked every bit of 175LBS.
How in the hell did she get a job in radio with a voice that sounds like she eats glass & concrete?

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

The best part is that she tried to preempt good dolphin's prediction by making a video with an actual lineman!

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Her voice is her best feature.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

or that Magic 1 did the music...and you can buy it at the Hecklerstore.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Spice Adams is getting pretty fucking annoying. He's good on the radio, but all the other shit he does is stupid.

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What does that song even mean? What am I supposed to be bearing down for?

It sounds like some song the other team would create to trash-talk the Bears.

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You know me like that.

Bowel movements?

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You should walking into your office and krunking "BEAR DOWN"!!!!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Dammit. Now I'm going to think about this all afternoon. Bears are trolling their own fans with their own history. I like it.

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1926-1931-1934-1942-1944-1946-1964-1967-1982-2006-2011

Holy shit, the URL.

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