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The guy has some balls to come on the radio for a MotorWerks commercial and say if he had "a team as good as this one I'd probably have a few more championships".

I'm as big a fan as anybody here of Da Coatch but what a load of crap. I know he didn't write it and probably never even read it before the 38 seconds he blew into the studio to record it. But, he should be smart enough to say "hey gang, let's rewrite that part".

But, I know he doesn't give a shit as long as there's a check attached.

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The guy has some balls to come on the radio for a MotorWerks commercial and say if he had "a team as good as this one I'd probably have a few more championships".

I'm as big a fan as anybody here of Da Coatch but what a load of crap. I know he didn't write it and probably never even read it before the 38 seconds he blew into the studio to record it. But, he should be smart enough to say "hey gang, let's rewrite that part".

But, I know he doesn't give a shit as long as there's a check attached.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
The guy has some balls to come on the radio for a MotorWerks commercial and say if he had "a team as good as this one I'd probably have a few more championships".

I'm as big a fan as anybody here of Da Coatch but what a load of crap. I know he didn't write it and probably never even read it before the 38 seconds he blew into the studio to record it. But, he should be smart enough to say "hey gang, let's rewrite that part".

But, I know he doesn't give a shit as long as there's a check attached.


I was thinking the same thing yesterday. Not only is it WYC material, but I wonder whether he even thought twice about saying it. Heck, maybe he even came up with it.

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I'm both glad and sad that I wasnt really aware of what was happening with those teams. Watching them fail with that much talent would probably have turned me into JimmyPasta.

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 Post subject: Re: Mike Ditka
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
The guy has some balls to come on the radio for a MotorWerks commercial and say if he had "a team as good as this one I'd probably have a few more championships".

I'm as big a fan as anybody here of Da Coatch but what a load of crap. I know he didn't write it and probably never even read it before the 38 seconds he blew into the studio to record it. But, he should be smart enough to say "hey gang, let's rewrite that part".

But, I know he doesn't give a shit as long as there's a check attached.


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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
The guy has some balls to come on the radio for a MotorWerks commercial and say if he had "a team as good as this one I'd probably have a few more championships".

I'm as big a fan as anybody here of Da Coatch but what a load of crap. I know he didn't write it and probably never even read it before the 38 seconds he blew into the studio to record it. But, he should be smart enough to say "hey gang, let's rewrite that part".

But, I know he doesn't give a shit as long as there's a check attached.


Ditka handled it like Krusty doing voice over work for his doll. Walked in...read for 30 seconds...walked out with his check

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I'm both glad and sad that I wasnt really aware of what was happening with those teams. Watching them fail with that much talent would probably have turned me into JimmyPasta.


There are worse things in life. Hey,just like Ditka,I used "in Life" in a sentence!

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 Post subject: Re: Mike Ditka
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This crap is the essence of Ditka for the past 30 years. Talking out of both sides of his mouth whether it be coaching football, talking football, hawking cars, food, booze, dick pills, political candidates, or restaurants. If there's a check and a script that is legible, he'll go for both

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
I'm both glad and sad that I wasnt really aware of what was happening with those teams. Watching them fail with that much talent would probably have turned me into JimmyPasta.


There are worse things in life. Hey,just like Ditka,I used "in Life" in a sentence!


:lol: :lol: Wasnt implying the whole life, just your outlook on the local teams :wink:

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How do you know the folks at Motor Werks aren't better at running a dealership than the '86 Bears were at football?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
The guy has some balls to come on the radio for a MotorWerks commercial and say if he had "a team as good as this one I'd probably have a few more championships".

I'm as big a fan as anybody here of Da Coatch but what a load of crap. I know he didn't write it and probably never even read it before the 38 seconds he blew into the studio to record it. But, he should be smart enough to say "hey gang, let's rewrite that part".

But, I know he doesn't give a shit as long as there's a check attached.



That is mainly why I don't hold ditka to deity status some do. If he was that fantastic no chance he doesn't have another ring. Too bad him and Buddy parted ways.


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 Post subject: Re: Mike Ditka
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Not living in the city or suburbs, I don't see or hear as much of Iron Mike as most of you do. But there's something about him I don't like -- hard to put a finger on it. I prefer some of the other former Bears like Buffone.

The past Bear great we see all the time over here is Gale Sayers, who promotes his knee replacement team out of Elkhart, IN (where he had his surgery done).


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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
The guy has some balls to come on the radio for a MotorWerks commercial and say if he had "a team as good as this one I'd probably have a few more championships".

I'm as big a fan as anybody here of Da Coatch but what a load of crap. I know he didn't write it and probably never even read it before the 38 seconds he blew into the studio to record it. But, he should be smart enough to say "hey gang, let's rewrite that part".

But, I know he doesn't give a shit as long as there's a check attached.


Ditka handled it like Krusty doing voice over work for his doll. Walked in...read for 30 seconds...walked out with his check


Definitely. He couldn't even bother to pronounce Hyundai correctly.

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Not living in the city or suburbs, I don't see or hear as much of Iron Mike as most of you do. But there's something about him I don't like -- hard to put a finger on it. I prefer some of the other former Bears like Buffone.

The past Bear great we see all the time over here is Gale Sayers, who promotes his knee replacement team out of Elkhart, IN (where he had his surgery done).



I'll help you figure it he is a pompous, drunken, shill.


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Not living in the city or suburbs, I don't see or hear as much of Iron Mike as most of you do. But there's something about him I don't like -- hard to put a finger on it. I prefer some of the other former Bears like Buffone.

The past Bear great we see all the time over here is Gale Sayers, who promotes his knee replacement team out of Elkhart, IN (where he had his surgery done).


My Son ran into Sayers in the city. Gale was wearing a hat with his# on it and a Bears coat...like he was hoping everyone would know who he is. Douche.

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Makes for the free round of golf, drinks in the clubhouse, or as in the last time I saw "Mr. Cub" (many moons ago) a free car wash.

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Mr. Cub was hitting on my fiancee back in the day at the little 9-hole course downtown.

I kind of felt honored.

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Mr. Cub was hitting on my fiancee back in the day at the little 9-hole course downtown.

I kind of felt honored.


I'll see your Mr. Cub & raise you a Norm Van Lier. Oh wait...

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Mr. Cub was hitting on my fiancee back in the day at the little 9-hole course downtown.

I kind of felt honored.


I'll see your Mr. Cub & raise you a Norm Van Lier. Oh wait...


Chris Zorich did the same thing.

I don't care if they put him at linebacker or not. Keep him away from my woman!!

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
The guy has some balls to come on the radio for a MotorWerks commercial and say if he had "a team as good as this one I'd probably have a few more championships".

I'm as big a fan as anybody here of Da Coatch but what a load of crap. I know he didn't write it and probably never even read it before the 38 seconds he blew into the studio to record it. But, he should be smart enough to say "hey gang, let's rewrite that part".

But, I know he doesn't give a shit as long as there's a check attached.


Ditka handled it like Krusty doing voice over work for his doll. Walked in...read for 30 seconds...walked out with his check


we need to get spada to spill the beans on how much ditka charges to do 30 second reads?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Mr. Cub was hitting on my fiancee back in the day at the little 9-hole course downtown.

I kind of felt honored.


I'll see your Mr. Cub & raise you a Norm Van Lier. Oh wait...


I figured you to be older than God, but certainly not with the same powers ....

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Norm is a God himself. Saw him finish off a fifth of Jack Daniels before you could finish a round of golf once.

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One of my favorite "radio guy moments" was listening to Chet & Norm talk shit to each other at one of the MJH outings.

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Norm is a God himself. Saw him finish off a fifth of Jack Daniels before you could finish a round of golf once.

A twenty-something Furious watched him honk down a couple of big rails during his stint as the Rockford Lightning coach.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Norm is a God himself. Saw him finish off a fifth of Jack Daniels before you could finish a round of golf once.

A twenty-something Furious watched him honk down a couple of big rails during his stint as the Rockford Lightning coach.

And that was just while he was drinking coffee and opening mail.

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