I "know"a guy who owns a subway. Almost all of the things written here are accurate. All of these issues stem from cooperate policy. Subway is without a doubt the NFL of sandwich shops.(not meant as a positive) If a customer is only willing to spend $5 in a sandwich guess what your going to get? How much is the profit margin on $5 sandwich that has everything on it? Just because there are a ton of stores does not mean that all these locations are making crazy money. Most make enough to keep plodding along. The only real winner is Subway. Eat fresh bitches!

How the hell did you get the umlaut in there?

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What do you mean? The Ü is right above the Ä on my keyboard ...

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It's just sad to see bigfan eating at Subway. He seems to live the good life most of the time. Maybe Frank and bigfan aren't that much different after all!

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I havent seen that cut since the mid 90s.

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$2.84 per llb
And you are required to order it from a specific food supplier.
Nobody ever asks for a little spinach either it's always extra.

If a poster named "Chili Palmer" owns a Subway im gonna be upset

Since Chilli clearly owns a Subway, how about hooking us up with some free subs?

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Enhance your calm kind sir.

No condiments, right?

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Only if he buys them from somewhere else.

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My family don't even get free food.

A while back I went in and found out that you could not get regular yellow mustard due to some weird reason. They had to offer you packets.

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I think you are referring to Bigfan's jimmy johns incident...

I haven't eaten a subway sandwich in 7 years.

Subway is best at the airport when you pay $11.75 for your normal $5 footlong.

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Clearly I've purchased the wrong location!

New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11

MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of terrific discounts on special sandwiches as well as our classic footlongs, you’ll always remember where you were on Subtember 11,” Subway president Fred DeLuca told reporters, referring to Subway’s special promotion in which, for a limited time only, visitors of the restaurant’s tens of thousands of franchise locations will be able to “fly on in” and pick up two footlong subs of their choice for only $9.11. “From the Structural Steel Melt on Tower 7–Grain bread to the Twin Chowers cold cut combo with Ground Zero–Carb vinaigrette on a Let’s Whole Wheat Roll, we’ve got something for everybody this Subtember 11.” DeLuca added that the special promotion will be “first responders, first served.”

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It's the Cadillac of sub shops.

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First they take an inch away from the foot long ...now this!

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

Rammy's at Hintz and Wheeling has a great seafood and crab sub.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Subway sucks big time. Terrible bread and I think the same surly bastard works at ever subway in Illinois.
I'll take a jimmy johns over subway every time. Hell Rosati has a nice turkey sub that's better.
Everyone has food that's better than subway.
It might be the worst of all chain sub joints.

Now that being said I wish there was a Mr. Submarine around here. Really missed that once I didn't work downtown anymore. Fuckin roast beef and corned beef combo? Fuck yes.

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Mr Sub was good. For me though the go to was on 51st and California. A late night corned beef sub from Submarine Port did me right.

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I got extremely sick in Canada from eating Mr. Sub. Never again.

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that's what would happen to me with quizno's.

shane's deli in downtown wheaton remains to be the best sandwich joint in the burbs i know of. but nothing compares to the hoagies on the east coast.

subway is exactly the kind of place you go to when you have no other option. it's not terrible though.

Why you gotta lie to the nice people?

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i would never lie about sandwiches!