I absolutely loathe the music in the Buick commercials.

There were 2 State Farm commercials that aired in the Bills/Bears' game. BOTH seemed to channel "Saturday Night Live", with Rob Schneider in one of them & then the Packers' Aaron Rodgers getting "Pumped Up" by Hans & Franz in the other. ENOUGH ALREADY!!!

"Sleepy's...the ONLY mattress professionals!" Really, the only?

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What the fuck is this SUPER NIIIIIIIIIIIGHT ad?

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In 2014, why in the flying fuck would I care that Michael Jackson wrote "Do the Bartman"?

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Everything he touched turned to gold. Except for the children, they just turned into damaged adults.

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What's with this Ditka motorworks commercial? Two opportunities, two, to drop a "warsh" on us, and he whiffs both times. Did they coach Da Coach into saying "wash?"

OMG, it's literally playing right now as I'm typing this.

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The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

Dunkin' Donuts: "guacamole made with real avocados!"

By definition, guacamole is made with avocados. That's like saying "ketchup made with real tomatoes!" It's actually worse, because the word "guacamole" means avocado (aguacate) sauce (mole).

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The "enjoy your kid" commercial is terrible. He's getting beat in 1-on-1 by his teenage daughter. If my teenage daughter even scored in a game to eleven, I would give up sports forever.

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The part that grinds my gears is when he says if I had a team like this I would've won more championships. He fuckstick!, you had the team! You're fucking ego kept you from winning more championships!!! God I hate this dick!

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

I'm glad I finallly know where this thread is now. I wanted to post last week when that Balmoral commercial
was running on the stream about some big party on Friday. They played it every break and it was annoying
as hell.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

CBS Chicago Job Market Report, sponsored by the "University" of Phoenix. Unwaveringly positive, and completely duplicitous.

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This commercial airs on the Baby First channel. The woman's voice is so annoying. Every time I see this, I want to slap her in public.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBl04rV1aHM

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I agree too bad that channel is always on.

Baby First TV has been banned in the Scorpio household. Can't do it, Can't win with 'em.

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Breast cancer shit is back already. Same goddamn Storiesofthegirls.com one from last year.

Hello, my eyes are up here! Yeah but I want to titty fuck you down there and cum on your areolas.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

Why is it that as soon as we finally by the grace of God stop getting Geico Caveman commercials that we now get that caveman looking fucker in the Vonage and Bud Light commercials? I can't stand that dude's face. I want to hit it.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I'll admit that I like the spot with the daughter accusing the mother of having an affair with the water delivery man. Sensual? Erotic? Lascivious? Carnal? ugh, fleshy?

"I have a special package for your mom."

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that GE ugly creature gives me nightmares. looks like a reject from the dark crystal.

Halle Berry diabetes commercial.

Get this old ass lesbo off my tube!

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

You people watch too much TV.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

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That Hair Restoration commercial where the guy talks about having no scars in the back of the "hyead" has been driving my crazy of late.

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You know me like that.

Wal-Mart money transfer.

"That'll be sixty-six dollars, sir."
"Yeah, I wanted to send money to my family. Not so much you."

Um, I don't think she's keeping the money-transfer fee for herself. The underlying message is basically "a company is making lots of money on a product. Fuck you, worker." How Wal-Mart. Blaming low-paid service employees for high prices is a dick move, but then it's not like their customers are known for their social graces.

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Can't place it off the top of my head; might be blocked by that g-damned Michael Jackson Jeep shit every frigging break coming out of football that's clouding my recollection of the Buick one at the moment.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

That's not a Buick (commercial).

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Jim Oberweis has created thousands of "good-paying" jobs.

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The commercials for The Industrial Strip are quite awful.

Yeah they are. Whoever is playing the wife is awful. I get that the script is shit, but man, she's a terrible actress. And has an annoying voice to boot.


On an unrelated note, I really hope fanduel goes out of business. Not only are they spamming the airwaves with their annoying commercials, they've recently somehow started to spam my e-mail. Fucking fuckers.

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The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

It's weird...it sounds like they recreated the same "Harry" commercial they had been running, but with a different female voice saying the same lines.

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