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Hatchetman

Post subject: Does Satan Exist?

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 6:38 pm

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I used to think not, but now I think maybe. I think he is testing me. He doesn't bother with most people since most are already on his side.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Does Satan Exist?

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 6:39 pm

Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:56 am
Posts: 32234
Location: A sterile, homogeneous suburb
pizza_Place: Pizza Cucina

No.

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Hockey Gay

Post subject: Re: Does Satan Exist?

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 6:48 pm

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Does Satan Exist?

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 6:51 pm

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Does Satan Exist?

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 6:52 pm

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Location: Darkside Estates
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His name is Robert Paulson

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Does Satan Exist?

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 6:54 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
Posts: 92106
Location: To the left of my post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waziKjv_2qU

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: Does Satan Exist?

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 7:10 pm

Joined: Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:19 am
Posts: 23915
pizza_Place: Jimmy's Place

Anyone ever read any Isaac Bashevis Singer? Makes you think...

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Juiced

Post subject: Re: Does Satan Exist?

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 7:18 pm

Joined: Thu Sep 28, 2006 6:06 am
Posts: 6861

Hatchetman wrote:

I used to think not, but now I think maybe. I think he is testing me. He doesn't bother with most people since most are already on his side.

CHURCH LADY VS EXORCIST DANCE OFF

"Not goin do it. Nah, wuz thiiiis close. Can't say Satan won or the church ladi won. Not goin do it....nah."

"Don't look at me. Both those bitches are whack. I'll out dance both those hoes."

"Foxy Devil wins!"

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Chilli Palmer

Post subject: Re: Does Satan Exist?

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 7:21 pm

Joined: Fri May 30, 2008 4:12 pm
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Location: Merrionette Park
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Yep. I married her daughter.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Does Satan Exist?

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 7:21 pm

Joined: Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:33 pm
Posts: 19045
pizza_Place: World Famous Pizza

Yes.

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The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Does Satan Exist?

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 8:00 pm

Joined: Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:09 am
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pizza_Place: Papa Johns

Satan is apparently Pittmike.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Does Satan Exist?

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 8:07 pm

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Location: Everywhere
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SomeGuy wrote:

Satan is apparently Pittmike.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Does Satan Exist?

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 10:03 pm

Joined: Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:25 pm
Posts: 27055

definitely a woman if it does exist

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Zizou

Post subject: Re: Does Satan Exist?

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 11:45 pm

Joined: Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:43 pm
Posts: 3715
Location: The Kingdom of Gene Siegel

I want to kill everyone. Satan is good. Satan is our pal.

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: Does Satan Exist?

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 11:48 pm

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If there is a Satan, and he's giving my guy Hatchetman a hard time, then I am not a fan.

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GOIrishND

Post subject: Re: Does Satan Exist?

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2014 1:04 am

Joined: Wed Sep 11, 2013 4:59 am
Posts: 283
Location: South (frickin') Bend. Dan Devine was here!
pizza_Place: Bruno's

Nick "Satan," Head Football Coach, Alabama Crimson Tide.

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JBills

Post subject: Re: Does Satan Exist?

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2014 4:52 am

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pizza_Place: Jack Brickhouse Toppings

Weekdays on the Score, 1 to 6pm with Terry Boers.

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My wife said 2 things about Bernstein today:

"He sounds like a man that was never challenged to be a man."
"He gives a lot of opinions without probably having many life experiences."

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polster

Post subject: Re: Does Satan Exist?

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2014 6:22 am

Joined: Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:49 pm
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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Does Satan Exist?

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2014 7:15 am

Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:56 am
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Location: A sterile, homogeneous suburb
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He wears number 6 and doesn't believe in vaccinations.

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Curious Hair wrote:

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Does Satan Exist?

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2014 7:34 am

Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:10 pm
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pizza_Place: Milano's

JBills wrote:

Weekdays on the Score, 1 to 6pm with Terry Boers.

no gif ?

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Does Satan Exist?

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2014 12:42 pm

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
Posts: 82260

I believe stoneroses can answer this question for you

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: Does Satan Exist?

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2014 9:41 pm

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Location: My Pants
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Nope, just another way for parents to get their kids to stop masturbating.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Does Satan Exist?

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2014 9:54 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:26 pm
Posts: 31155
Location: West Side
pizza_Place: Paisan's in Cicero

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Seacrest wrote:

I rarely troll.

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JBills

Post subject: Re: Does Satan Exist?

Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 1:44 am

Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:19 am
Posts: 1443
pizza_Place: Jack Brickhouse Toppings

Bagels wrote:

JBills wrote:

Weekdays on the Score, 1 to 6pm with Terry Boers.

no gif ?

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McDude wrote:

My wife said 2 things about Bernstein today:

"He sounds like a man that was never challenged to be a man."
"He gives a lot of opinions without probably having many life experiences."

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Does Satan Exist?

Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 10:22 am

Joined: Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:29 pm
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pizza_Place: Al's Pizza

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<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Does Satan Exist?

Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 2:42 pm

Joined: Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:56 pm
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Walt Williams Neck

Post subject: Re: Does Satan Exist?

Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 3:27 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:43 pm
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Location: end of lonely street
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God, does Hatchetman suck monkey scrotum....wait does God Exist?

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

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Erotic Lawyer

Post subject: Re: Does Satan Exist?

Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2014 6:50 am