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I'd let her carry the one, if you know what I mean.

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I'd multiply with her, if you know what I mean.

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I like the cut of your jib

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I'd sine up to see her parabolas.

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Couldn't link a pic?

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I'd let her square my root....


I mean I would enjoy a vigorous round of coitus with her that would leave me happy and her slightly below mildly satisfied.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
I'd let her square my root....


I mean I would enjoy a vigorous round of coitus with her that would leave me happy and her slightly below mildly satisfied.

She probably has a hairy bush too. Most of those Asian broads do.

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The Japanese have the oddest porn. They have no problem sticking living creatures into any orifice but they insist on pixilating genitals

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I would like to put my test tube into her beaker if you know what I mean!!

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I would like to have sex with her if you know what I mean.

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Couldn't link a pic?


Poster's prerogative. The story was written as such that, to post it here per my custom, I'd have had to also intersperse it with some, if not all, of the pics, and that's way too much work for a throwaway story like this. I just put it here for the puns.

I'd leave my remainder near her quotient, if you know what I mean.

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I think she knows pi to the nth degree if you know what I mean.

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she could find an equation of the line tangent to the graph of x2 + (y-x)3 = 9 at x=1 for me anytime


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when i saw the topic i assumed this was an ikesouth thread. how wrong i was...

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Asians are good at math.

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when i saw the topic i assumed this was an ikesouth thread. how wrong i was...


Okay, I'll bite ... 'better' or 'worse'?

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Asians are good at math.


Need Panther to confirm


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sinicalypse wrote:
when i saw the topic i assumed this was an ikesouth thread. how wrong i was...


Okay, I'll bite ... 'better' or 'worse'?


like i said you're a better poster than i gave you credit for when i was slagging you off last year. also ike tends to embrace the whole i'll bee dat sentiment that redman popularized back in 1999. his most recent topic had a gory picture of disemboweled testicles in the OP and nobody even really said a word about it (except ike when he was reiterating that he literally had the "balls" that another poster lacked) so i mean, we pretty much accept ike for who and what he is (and tries to be with his posts)

besides, this thread speaks to the former-student in all of us who had that one teacher in high school who we really wanted to give it to. imagine if, say, miss lemkow (the fresh-outta-ISU social studies teacher who openly courted all the flirting from the varsity footballers) turned out to be some sort of pornstar.... holy shit that'd be some kind of awesome and ultimately lazy because you didnt even have to think up a good fantasy in your head to rub one out. all the work was done for you.

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Asians are good at math.

We also know cops from Elmhurst are NOT.

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sinicalypse wrote:
when i saw the topic i assumed this was an ikesouth thread. how wrong i was...


Okay, I'll bite ... 'better' or 'worse'?


like i said you're a better poster than i gave you credit for when i was slagging you off last year. also ike tends to embrace the whole i'll bee dat sentiment that redman popularized back in 1999. his most recent topic had a gory picture of disemboweled testicles in the OP and nobody even really said a word about it (except ike when he was reiterating that he literally had the "balls" that another poster lacked) so i mean, we pretty much accept ike for who and what he is (and tries to be with his posts)

besides, this thread speaks to the former-student in all of us who had that one teacher in high school who we really wanted to give it to. imagine if, say, miss lemkow (the fresh-outta-ISU social studies teacher who openly courted all the flirting from the varsity footballers) turned out to be some sort of pornstar.... holy shit that'd be some kind of awesome and ultimately lazy because you didnt even have to think up a good fantasy in your head to rub one out. all the work was done for you.


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