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PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 9:26 am 
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I had a great time at an East Dubuque club that looked like someone's basement and the on stage entertainment had an obvious C section scar

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 9:55 am 
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As someone who went to college in Dubuque, everything in East Dubuque is trashily awesome. Galena is trashily terrible.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 9:56 am 
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Q.Bovifs wrote:
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I had a great time at an East Dubuque club that looked like someone's basement and the on stage entertainment had an obvious C section scar

When I was 20 and in mid-matriculation at the Universidad De Illini, we scampered over to a small town named Mason City to see some strippers who were so rough-looking, it looked like you could make tractor tires out of their facial skin.


Mason City representin'! My buddy is from there actually. When I was 20, there was a small strip club a half hour from us called the Petting Zoo. It was in an old barn. The strippers had to use their own money for the jukebox. It was also a BYOB. We get out of our car and see two other cars in the parking lot, both of which had child seats in the back. One of the strippers was lactating, and warned us of such. I won't ever forget that night.

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Q.Bovifs wrote:
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I had a great time at an East Dubuque club that looked like someone's basement and the on stage entertainment had an obvious C section scar

When I was 20 and in mid-matriculation at the Universidad De Illini, we scampered over to a small town named Mason City to see some strippers who were so rough-looking, it looked like you could make tractor tires out of their facial skin.


Mason City representin'! My buddy is from there actually. When I was 20, there was a small strip club a half hour from us called the Petting Zoo. It was in an old barn. The strippers had to use their own money for the jukebox. It was also a BYOB. We get out of our car and see two other cars in the parking lot, both of which had child seats in the back. One of the strippers was lactating, and warned us of such. I won't ever forget that night.


That is so sad.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 10:06 am 
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Spaulding wrote:
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Q.Bovifs wrote:
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I had a great time at an East Dubuque club that looked like someone's basement and the on stage entertainment had an obvious C section scar

When I was 20 and in mid-matriculation at the Universidad De Illini, we scampered over to a small town named Mason City to see some strippers who were so rough-looking, it looked like you could make tractor tires out of their facial skin.


Mason City representin'! My buddy is from there actually. When I was 20, there was a small strip club a half hour from us called the Petting Zoo. It was in an old barn. The strippers had to use their own money for the jukebox. It was also a BYOB. We get out of our car and see two other cars in the parking lot, both of which had child seats in the back. One of the strippers was lactating, and warned us of such. I won't ever forget that night.


That is so sad.


He's from Mason City. He doesn't live there still. Not that sad.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 12:19 pm 
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redskingreg wrote:
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I had a great time at an East Dubuque club that looked like someone's basement and the on stage entertainment had an obvious C section scar

When I was 20 and in mid-matriculation at the Universidad De Illini, we scampered over to a small town named Mason City to see some strippers who were so rough-looking, it looked like you could make tractor tires out of their facial skin.


Mason City representin'! My buddy is from there actually. When I was 20, there was a small strip club a half hour from us called the Petting Zoo. It was in an old barn. The strippers had to use their own money for the jukebox. It was also a BYOB. We get out of our car and see two other cars in the parking lot, both of which had child seats in the back. One of the strippers was lactating, and warned us of such. I won't ever forget that night.


That sounds awesome...do they have a buffet?

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Got in late Friday night and thought about going to The Admiral, but the prices were too damn high. I wanna say it was $35 just to get in.

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good dolphin wrote:
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good dolphin wrote:
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I had a great time at an East Dubuque club that looked like someone's basement and the on stage entertainment had an obvious C section scar

When I was 20 and in mid-matriculation at the Universidad De Illini, we scampered over to a small town named Mason City to see some strippers who were so rough-looking, it looked like you could make tractor tires out of their facial skin.


Mason City representin'! My buddy is from there actually. When I was 20, there was a small strip club a half hour from us called the Petting Zoo. It was in an old barn. The strippers had to use their own money for the jukebox. It was also a BYOB. We get out of our car and see two other cars in the parking lot, both of which had child seats in the back. One of the strippers was lactating, and warned us of such. I won't ever forget that night.


That sounds awesome...do they have a buffet?


Sadly it closed down shortly thereafter. They got busted too many times for rubbin' and tuggin'.

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I was in a strip club a couple weeks ago with a buddy who was in town on business. It was pretty boring.

For giggles, I asked two of the strippers lobbying for a lap dance what it would cost for a happy ending. One got offended and walked away, and the other immediately said "150." The contrast in their responses was striking.

It will be the basis for my next book "Rich Whore, Poor Whore."

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 12:42 pm 
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Sounds like we need to get a CSFMB outing to Arnies....they'll never get offended with proposals. :lol:

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 12:44 pm 
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150 seems high.

#justsayin

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150 seems high.

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Yeah. That'll get you a full overnight GFE in DeSoto, Illinois.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
150 seems high.

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Yeah. That'll get you a full overnight GFE in DeSoto, Illinois.


I have no idea where DeSoto is and I probably dont want to :lol: :lol:

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
150 seems high.

#justsayin


That was the first offer. Based on her "aura", I'm pretty sure we could have gotten it for some spare change and a jager bomb.

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leashyourkids wrote:
I was in a strip club a couple weeks ago with a buddy who was in town on business. It was pretty boring.

For giggles, I asked two of the strippers lobbying for a lap dance what it would cost for a happy ending. One got offended and walked away, and the other immediately said "150." The contrast in their responses was striking.

It will be the basis for my next book "Rich Whore, Poor Whore."


lol. when i get offered a lapdance my response is "thanks, but im just here to get laid"

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For giggles, I asked two of the strippers lobbying for a lap dance what it would cost for a happy ending.


:lol: Just for giggles, eh? :lol:

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I still think he dominated that woman at the airport.

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For giggles, I asked two of the strippers lobbying for a lap dance what it would cost for a happy ending.


:lol: Just for giggles, eh? :lol:


Fuck yes. I wouldn't let most of those hoes touch little leash. I usually just talk to them about how they ended up as a stripper and how they could turn their life around. Depends how much blow I've done.

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I spent a lot of time in a lot of clubs around the country in my younger days. My sales guy in Minneapolis took me to the old Sheik club in downtown Minny recently & I discovered that I have pretty much lost interest in this activity.

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I spent a lot of time in a lot of clubs around the country in my younger days. My sales guy in Minneapolis took me to the old Sheik club in downtown Minny & I discovered that I have pretty much lost interest in this activity.


the only times i really got excited about going was the middle-of-nowhere places and im totally shitfaced drunk

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leashyourkids wrote:
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For giggles, I asked two of the strippers lobbying for a lap dance what it would cost for a happy ending.


:lol: Just for giggles, eh? :lol:


Fuck yes. I wouldn't let most of those hoes touch little leash. .


of course not, me neither

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