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Bagels

Post subject: Man has 100 orgasms a day

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 7:48 am

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and is not spmack

http://nypost.com/2014/09/22/the-living ... mes-a-day/

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“Imagine being on your knees at your father’s funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him — and then you have nine orgasms right there,” he said.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Man has 100 orgasms a day

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 7:48 am

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So that is what Ikesouth looks like.

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Post subject: Re: Man has 100 orgasms a day

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 7:53 am

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i just noticed his knuckle tattoos, was hoping they said thug life

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Post subject: Re: Man has 100 orgasms a day

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 7:55 am

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Hawg Ass wrote:

So that is what Ikesouth looks like.

Hawg, when I saw the thread title, that is the first person I thought of. He was talking about 20 times in chat last night......

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Post subject: Re: Man has 100 orgasms a day

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 7:55 am

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Robert Redford offspring?

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Man has 100 orgasms a day

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:01 am

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Wow, reads like an Onion Story

He first felt the symptoms after he slipped a disk in his back and was on his way to the hospital. Decker inexplicably ejaculated five times on the drive — and says the orgasms have kept on coming ever since.

“Imagine being on your knees at your father’s funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him — and then you have nine orgasms right there,” he said. “While your whole family is standing behind you.”

But what hurts most for April is that even though her dearly beloved suffers from endless orgasms and constant erections, he is unable to satisfy her in the bedroom.

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Post subject: Re: Man has 100 orgasms a day

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:06 am

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Too messy.

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Post subject: Re: Man has 100 orgasms a day

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:23 am

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The pics in the article were quite funny.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Man has 100 orgasms a day

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:39 am

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denisdman wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

So that is what Ikesouth looks like.

Hawg, when I saw the thread title, that is the first person I thought of. He was talking about 20 times in chat last night......

Yeah, what is another 80 times for a man of his stature.

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Post subject: Re: Man has 100 orgasms a day

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 9:18 am

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Bagels wrote:

i just noticed his knuckle tattoos, was hoping they said thug life

CUMS ALOT

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Man has 100 orgasms a day

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 9:20 am

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OK Dale, can I get a shot of you now on your knees in the middle of a park looking like you are begging the Lord for the precious gift of sweet, sweet death?

Perfect.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Man has 100 orgasms a day

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 9:41 am

100000 CLUB

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This guy is from Wisconsin.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Man has 100 orgasms a day

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 9:42 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

This guy is from Wisconsin.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Man has 100 orgasms a day

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:04 am

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He is a bad businessman as the customer never cums first

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Man has 100 orgasms a day

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:40 am

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This whole thread .... :lol:

... you should all be delightfully ashamed ... :lol:

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Post subject: Re: Man has 100 orgasms a day

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:50 am

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How much did they need to pay him to write this article about him?

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Man has 100 orgasms a day

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:51 am

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This guy should hook up with the chick that has 3 tatas, sound like a match made in heaven.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Man has 100 orgasms a day

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:16 am

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Man has 100 orgasms a day

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:20 am

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how do you have anything left to cum after awhile?

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Man has 100 orgasms a day

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:22 am

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

OK Dale, can I get a shot of you now on your knees in the middle of a park looking like you are begging the Lord for the precious gift of sweet, sweet death?

Perfect.

He is doing yoga. That is downward facing dog.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Man has 100 orgasms a day

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:23 am

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RFDC wrote:

how do you have anything left to cum after awhile?

It has to be dust by the time the sun sets.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Man has 100 orgasms a day

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:24 am

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I still dont see a problem here.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Man has 100 orgasms a day

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:27 am

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Man has 100 orgasms a day

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:31 am

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Chus wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

OK Dale, can I get a shot of you now on your knees in the middle of a park looking like you are begging the Lord for the precious gift of sweet, sweet death?

Perfect.

He is doing yoga. That is downward facing dog.

actually i think its more childs pose...

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Man has 100 orgasms a day

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:39 am

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Post subject: Re: Man has 100 orgasms a day

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:44 am

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Post subject: Re: Man has 100 orgasms a day

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:51 am

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rogers park bryan wrote:

“Imagine being on your knees at your father’s funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him — and then you have nine orgasms right there,” he said. “While your whole family is standing behind you.”

I feel inadequate. I only had 5 orgasms at my dad's funeral. :oops:

Though I did manage to eclipse that total at my grandfather's: 6! Beat that! Literally and figuratively.

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Man has 100 orgasms a day

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:58 am

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Bagels wrote:

Chus wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

OK Dale, can I get a shot of you now on your knees in the middle of a park looking like you are begging the Lord for the precious gift of sweet, sweet death?

Perfect.

He is doing yoga. That is downward facing dog.

actually i think its more childs pose...

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Post subject: Re: Man has 100 orgasms a day

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:59 am

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so i do yoga sometimes, fuck all of you !

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Man has 100 orgasms a day

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 12:01 pm

Bagels wrote:

so i do yoga sometimes, fuck all of you !

Is it to moderate your incessant orgasming?

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