Whether you're walking or driving. You are a grade-A douchebag and your ridiculous rushing around doesn't really get you anywhere significantly quicker to justify your douch-ey behavior...

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"I'm not smiling because I thought what you said was humorous. I'm smiling because one day I know you'll be dead..."

Wrong.

Walk faster, fatty.

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I walk/drive fine and make sure I'm not in anyone's way.

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"I'm not smiling because I thought what you said was humorous. I'm smiling because one day I know you'll be dead..."

I had a lady try to pass me on an on ramp a couple of weeks ago. An on ramp. Where was this thread?

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

in a wheelchair ?

Denied.

We like to get shit done so we can post on a message board for the rest of the day. If you want to go for a stroll, go to the park, lazy ass.

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speedwalking in business casual looks silly.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I don't know what my line is here. "Neumann! It's a urban poncho!"

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

In my defense, my hand was bleeding profusely, so I was trying to get to the nearest hospital. Totally shredded my drum kit, bra.

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-- source

I was turning right into a parking spot, and the guy behind me decided it would be a brilliant idea to try and pass me on the right. Luckily, he figured out the flaw in the plan before smashing into the side of my car. I still don't understand how he thought that would ever work.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Hopefully not on the way to a Kanye concert...

forest gump may not be a smart man but he knows Makalu is wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L35M7IxuYBs

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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"I'm not smiling because I thought what you said was humorous. I'm smiling because one day I know you'll be dead..."

I can see if some local ruffians were intending some ill will toward me, but just getting off of the train and rushing through the herd like OJ in the old Hertz ads is ridiculous...

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"I'm not smiling because I thought what you said was humorous. I'm smiling because one day I know you'll be dead..."

Im sorry, so you are making the case FOR slow walking?


You are now my enemy.

Expect to be attacked when you least expect it!

Look, you cant knock people over and be literally running through them like a CTE Running Back


BUT, if you are one of those people who dawdles or strikes up conversations with cashiers, while people are behind you, you are worse than SATAN

Acceptable answers would have been, "how about a do you a favor upside your head", or something along the lines of the wheelchair being used and/or having faulty brakes.

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That wasnt Seinfeld humor.

That was wheelchair humor

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I once got busy in a Sur la Table bathroom

LOL!!! No, but in confined spaces, where there's a crowd of people walking at the same rate, it's pretty shitty to barge through the crowd like you're hurrying to save a drowning puppy. I don't even care if you're wearing a sport coat.

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"I'm not smiling because I thought what you said was humorous. I'm smiling because one day I know you'll be dead..."

Don't turn right from the left hand lane?

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

At least Rick wasn't one of those jagoffs that insist on backing into a space in a crowded parking lot.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

cant post, gotta go

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I don't think you know how parking works.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

The escalators at the LaSalle Blue Line stop are very narrow, and it pisses me off when there's one person who doesn't walk up or down at the same time, because they mess it up for everyone behind them and you can't pass em.

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Unless you're driving a Lincoln Navigator L, I don't understand why there would even be room on the right hand side, unless you were driving through the parking lot erratically and no one around you had any idea what you were doing.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

It's a wonder sometimes how you find your way out your front door in the mornings.

Unless you've moved on from your idiot hatchback obsession to driving zero-turn lawn mowers, I'm at a loss how you make a turn with, apparently, no allowance made for a car's turning radius.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

When you are trying to turn into a parking spot on your right side you have to go towards the middle of the lane in order to have enough room to make the turn.

There wasn't enough room thus the guy almost hitting the side of my car. I assume he saw me moving over to the left and he started to try and go around assuming I was going to continue to move over. However, the turn signal and parking spot should have clued him in otherwise.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Because I'm accurately judging a vehicle's turning radius? If you're in your 'lane' of a two lane parking lot, you can enter a parking spot on your side without obstructing oncoming traffic*

*Unless you drive a Navigator L

It sounds like you did it properly, especially if you weren't in oncoming 'parking lot traffic.' And with the signal... without that though, he could have assumed you were going to park in an open spot on the left hand side (if there were one even open.)

People in vehicles are dumb; I know that - I just wanted more information on the story. And a chance to give you some shit.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.