At least Rick wasn't one of those jagoffs that insist on backing into a space in a crowded parking lot.

It sounds like you did it properly, especially if you weren't in oncoming 'parking lot traffic.' And with the signal... without that though, he could have assumed you were going to park in an open spot on the left hand side (if there were one even open.)

People in vehicles are dumb; I know that - I just wanted more information on the story. And a chance to give you some shit.

If you are in that much of a hurry, why don't people ever leave earlier to avoid this situation the vast majority of the time?

If you are in that much of a hurry, why don't people ever leave earlier to avoid this situation the vast majority of the time?

I leave the house at 530am

How many minutes should I allow for slow pokes who are going to make my commute longer?

You're right, Hawg. Fuck it (to quote the Alaskan news chick), I'll just start sleeping at the office.

You know your commute, correct?

It varies depending on traffic and assholes who dont know how to order coffee or walk in a straight line

Bring your coffee from home, that way you don't have to stop. I can't help you with people that walk drunk early in the morning.

And so Im forced to change my routine because some dumb fuck is perplexed by the Dunkin Donuts menu?

hey, you're the one that can't even remember if you get a medium or large..

Employees fucking up is a whole new level of problem

(although early am DD workers are typically very good)

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

If you walk at the right pace downtown (about 4mph) you always catch greens.

I don't like white rappers.

Th problem with walking people is they do not comprehend the right/left and opposing/oncoming dynamic.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

What about the twat with the golf umbrella dynamic?

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

That is the absolute worst. Also, these are ultimately the people who walk the slowest.

So if it is raining you are not allowed to carry a umbrella?

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

Umbrellas are fine.

But when you are walking on a busy street downtown with hundreds of people around you on a very small sidewalk, the guy holding the massive umbrella that could cover at least 3 people tends to cause problems.

Carry a normal umbrella ya dickwads...

So if it is raining you are not allowed to carry a umbrella?

Yes and I need a big umbrella, I am kind of a portly fella.

If my umbrella were any bigger, I could sell used cars under it.

Whether you're walking or driving. You are a grade-A douchebag and your ridiculous rushing around doesn't really get you anywhere significantly quicker to justify your douch-ey behavior...

As for people walking, do like I do, get the fuck out the way! Nothing more douch-ey than driving/walking like you own the road/sidewalk and are the only one entitled to be on it. Noting more ridiculous than driving/walking like you're stuck on stupid.