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sinicalypse

Post subject: Re: Fake Bears Fans

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:58 pm

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during lovie's era the focus was on having the best defense you could possibly have every year and then one year if you get a good enough offense (rex grossman and thomas jones = legendary duo!) boom you make the super bowl.

lovie wasn't gonna flip the switch from defense-based to offense-based cuz he had a "franchise quarterback" (it's up to you if you wanna remove the "s --- i leave them here to be neutral) but now trestman is here and the general idea is to load jay up with WR weapons and an o-line that can prevent him from inadvertently ending up playing games of "smear the queer" (and guess who's wearing the sweater with the "burrito" in his mouth? =) well then hey you'll still be that perennial 7-9 to 9-7 team with the occasional blip year in either direction and if you get a defense that does good enough and hey you got a shot at a superbowl within a ~5-10 year window.

so now we've got the anti-2000s-bears out there on the field, and the downside is that if your offense can only keep up with a suddenly-rejuvenated/this-is-what-we-expected-from-game-1 packers lot for 1/2 of football, welp, 38-17 happens. would you rather have this or would you rather have a grindy 23-14 loss to the packers?

i'll take my chances with the offense. thats what the bears decided for better or worse.

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Post subject: Re: Fake Bears Fans

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 1:09 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

veganfan21 wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

2-2 after a fairly tough four games. This is pretty much what I what I thought. Good times are ahead in the second half of the season. Chin up buckaroos.

Whatever strides the defense took in NY and SF were completely wiped out yesterday. Like FF said, despite the design of the offense and the ambition of the coach, it appears Cutler cannot win a shootout. Now that doesn't render the Bears impotent, but it does mean you cannot overcome a flirting with last place defense.

Don't project a single game onto a season...and they stopped the run. Stop the run as they have the last three weeks and most QBs will not beat the Bears.

The Bears face 7 top 10 QB's in the last 12 games.

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Post subject: Re: Fake Bears Fans

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 1:12 pm

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

The Bears face 7 top 10 QB's in the last 12 games.

is tony romo one of them? cuz i know i'm gonna go and see him, fake real or otherwise.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Fake Bears Fans

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 1:50 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Don't project a single game onto a season...and they stopped the run. Stop the run as they have the last three weeks and most QBs will not beat the Bears.

Poppycock. The Bears rank 20th in the NFL against the rush and the pass.

They haven't stopped either facet of opposing offenses particularly well.

Skewed by a horrible effort in week 1

So we just throw that out?

No, but in a sample size of 4, with 3 being good efforts and 1 being horrible, average should be considered unreliable

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Fake Bears Fans

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 1:51 pm

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So Sunday was good?

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Fake Bears Fans

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 1:58 pm

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Yes! Did Lacy have 30 yards? I believe Cutler had more yards on the ground.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Fake Bears Fans

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 2:00 pm

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Nas wrote:

Yes! Did Lacy have 30 yards? I believe Cutler had more yards on the ground.

Lacy had 48 yards, not good at all, but to say the defense played good when you were shredded on the back end is just kind of funny to me.

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Post subject: Re: Fake Bears Fans

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 2:09 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Nas wrote:

Yes! Did Lacy have 30 yards? I believe Cutler had more yards on the ground.

Lacy had 48 yards, not good at all, but to say the defense played good when you were shredded on the back end is just kind of funny to me.

Our defense couldn't stop the best quarterback in the NFL being assisted by the refs. I won't lose any sleep over that. They've been solid most of the season.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Fake Bears Fans

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 2:10 pm

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Nas wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Nas wrote:

Yes! Did Lacy have 30 yards? I believe Cutler had more yards on the ground.

Lacy had 48 yards, not good at all, but to say the defense played good when you were shredded on the back end is just kind of funny to me.

Our defense couldn't stop the best quarterback in the NFL being assisted by the refs. I won't lose any sleep over that. They've been solid most of the season.

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Post subject: Re: Fake Bears Fans

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 2:11 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Nas wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Nas wrote:

Yes! Did Lacy have 30 yards? I believe Cutler had more yards on the ground.

Lacy had 48 yards, not good at all, but to say the defense played good when you were shredded on the back end is just kind of funny to me.

Our defense couldn't stop the best quarterback in the NFL being assisted by the refs. I won't lose any sleep over that. They've been solid most of the season.

I knew you would like that.

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Post subject: Re: Fake Bears Fans

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 2:41 pm

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Nas wrote:

I've never seen fans that are excited after a defeat and seemingly disappointed after a victory.

It's better to know where we are then keep on pretending like they are a team that is any threat to do anything.

The Bears have been in a terrible cycle of not being bad enough to rebuild but not being good enough to compete for titles.

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Post subject: Re: Fake Bears Fans

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 2:56 pm

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The Bears will win a title this season.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Fake Bears Fans

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 2:57 pm

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Nas wrote:

The Bears will win a title this season.

I sure do hope Leash sees this.

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Post subject: Re: Fake Bears Fans

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 2:57 pm

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What title?worst defense?

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Fake Bears Fans

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 2:58 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Nas wrote:

The Bears will win a title this season.

I sure do hope Leash sees this.

You see it in my signature every day.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Fake Bears Fans

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 2:59 pm

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Nas wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Nas wrote:

The Bears will win a title this season.

I sure do hope Leash sees this.

You see it in my signature every day.

You can see it in my too.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Fake Bears Fans

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 3:16 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Nas wrote:

Yes! Did Lacy have 30 yards? I believe Cutler had more yards on the ground.

Lacy had 48 yards, not good at all, but to say the defense played good when you were shredded on the back end is just kind of funny to me.

Re read what I wrote before Tallest Midget responded for the proper context.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Fake Bears Fans

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 3:18 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Nas wrote:

Yes! Did Lacy have 30 yards? I believe Cutler had more yards on the ground.

Lacy had 48 yards, not good at all, but to say the defense played good when you were shredded on the back end is just kind of funny to me.

Re read what I wrote before Tallest Midget responded for the proper context.

The Bears secondary will continue to be a huge problem for them.

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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 3:21 pm

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I'm more concerned about the pass rush. Deione Sanders couldn't cover a receiver for 7 seconds.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Fake Bears Fans

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 3:22 pm

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Nas wrote:

I'm more concerned about the pass rush. Deione Sanders couldn't cover a receiver for 7 seconds.

They go hand and hand, I will agree.

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sinicalypse

Post subject: Re: Fake Bears Fans

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 6:39 pm

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just like the shirt i bought outside a bears game last season says...

thats what "we" gotta do here.

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Post subject: Re: Fake Bears Fans

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2014 9:00 am

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good dolphin wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Don't project a single game onto a season...and they stopped the run. Stop the run as they have the last three weeks and most QBs will not beat the Bears.

Poppycock. The Bears rank 20th in the NFL against the rush and the pass.

They haven't stopped either facet of opposing offenses particularly well.

Skewed by a horrible effort in week 1

That's not accurate. The Bears gave up 4.8 yards/carry in game 1, 4.7 yards/carry in game 2, and 4.4 yards/carry in game 3. All of those numbers are below average for the NFL this year. Against the Packers, the Bears had an evidently stellar effort against the rush, yielding only 3.1 yards/carry. But this stat is obviously misleading since the Packers found the path of least resistance in the Bears porous passing defense.

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