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Kirkwood

Post subject: 10/7 - Da Boo

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 1:42 pm

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Preseason Boo talk. Stuff, wonky, floppy, pindowns, baseline chases!

Gonna be a great season :lol:

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: 10/7 - Da Boo

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 1:51 pm

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Any "Pick n Pop "stuff"" yet....

How about some 'Rubs"

FYI: Thibbs calls them Blocks! "Block em. Block em" But sharpo Danny didnt know that.

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Post subject: Re: 10/7 - Da Boo

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:04 pm

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bigfan wrote:

How about some 'Rubs".

hello...

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: 10/7 - Da Boo

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:06 pm

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bigfan wrote:

How about some 'Rubs"

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 10/7 - Da Boo

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 3:49 pm

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Dan seems to be a little too intrigued by the Viagra chicks. He talks about it all the time.

Was he talking earlier about how it's silly to date someone unless you plan to marry them? I was only half-listening.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: 10/7 - Da Boo

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 3:51 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Was he talking earlier about how it's silly to date someone unless you plan to marry them? I was only half-listening.

Yes. He said it was stupid to ever have a girlfriend in college.

I can only imagine the tail that college aged Dan Bernstein was pulling in every weekend.

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: 10/7 - Da Boo

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 3:52 pm

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one night stands make sense. girlfriends you have no intention of marrying makes no sense.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: 10/7 - Da Boo

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 3:53 pm

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http://djmikehitman.com/index.php/gallery.html

I love how there is a random picture of a dopey looking white dude.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 10/7 - Da Boo

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 3:54 pm

Hatchetman wrote:

one night stands make sense. girlfriends you have no intention of marrying makes no sense.

How do you know if you'd want to marry them unless you date them a couple times?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 10/7 - Da Boo

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 3:55 pm

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Was he talking earlier about how it's silly to date someone unless you plan to marry them? I was only half-listening.

Yes. He said it was stupid to ever have a girlfriend in college.

I can only imagine the tail that college aged Dan Bernstein was pulling in every weekend.

I admire his ability to close a deal on every first date.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: 10/7 - Da Boo

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 3:59 pm

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Translation: Dan couldn't get a girlfriend in college.

You honestly think if a large breasted hot blond would have agreed to be his girlfriend in college, he would have refused it? :lol:

What he should have said is "Don't get a girlfriend in college unless she's really hot".

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Kirkwood

Post subject: Re: 10/7 - Da Boo

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 4:16 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Was he talking earlier about how it's silly to date someone unless you plan to marry them? I was only half-listening.

Yes. He said it was stupid to ever have a girlfriend in college.

I can only imagine the tail that college aged Dan Bernstein was pulling in every weekend.

He said it was stupid to ever have a girlfriend. He said his first girlfriend he married.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: 10/7 - Da Boo

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 4:19 pm

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Kirkwood wrote:

He said it was stupid to ever have a girlfriend. He said his first girlfriend he married.

Correct. Thanks.

He started with college and then went all in on that.

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: 10/7 - Da Boo

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 4:23 pm

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Kirkwood wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Was he talking earlier about how it's silly to date someone unless you plan to marry them? I was only half-listening.

Yes. He said it was stupid to ever have a girlfriend in college.

I can only imagine the tail that college aged Dan Bernstein was pulling in every weekend.

He said it was stupid to ever have a girlfriend. He said his first girlfriend he married.

Isn't it a little odd for a relatively normal/healthy man not to have a girlfriend until he's in his 30s?

I have a feeling Dan adopted that mantra out of necessity more than anything else.

Last edited by Tad Queasy on Tue Oct 07, 2014 4:28 pm, edited 2 times in total.

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Kirkwood

Post subject: Re: 10/7 - Da Boo

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 4:23 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Kirkwood wrote:

He said it was stupid to ever have a girlfriend. He said his first girlfriend he married.

Correct. Thanks.

He started with college and then went all in on that.

I mean technically he's not wrong. But I don't see many similarities between him and Jeter.

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Brick

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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 4:25 pm

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Kirkwood wrote:

I mean technically he's not wrong. But I don't see many similarities between him and Jeter.

I guess I did it wrong. :lol:

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Post subject: Re: 10/7 - Da Boo

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 4:28 pm

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Jeter is the opposite of what Dan is saying.

Jeter has had tons of GF's. Along with non-GF's.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 10/7 - Da Boo

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 4:34 pm

Josh McGowan reference.

Natch.

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: 10/7 - Da Boo

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 4:48 pm

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Kirkwood wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Was he talking earlier about how it's silly to date someone unless you plan to marry them? I was only half-listening.

Yes. He said it was stupid to ever have a girlfriend in college.

I can only imagine the tail that college aged Dan Bernstein was pulling in every weekend.

He said it was stupid to ever have a girlfriend. He said his first girlfriend he married.

So it's safe to assume that he's only had sex with one person in his life. Kind of makes sense.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: 10/7 - Da Boo

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 4:50 pm

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Q interview ok except when Dan spoke. As for his GF stance pretty sure he must mean no need to be exclusive until you have the one. Not to not have some GF's.

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Scooter

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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 4:56 pm

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His GF stance means Danny got no nooky in college.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: 10/7 - Da Boo

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 4:57 pm

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Franky T wrote:

Kirkwood wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Was he talking earlier about how it's silly to date someone unless you plan to marry them? I was only half-listening.

Yes. He said it was stupid to ever have a girlfriend in college.

I can only imagine the tail that college aged Dan Bernstein was pulling in every weekend.

He said it was stupid to ever have a girlfriend. He said his first girlfriend he married.

So it's safe to assume that he's only had sex with one person in his life. Kind of makes sense.

Jeez ... I never suspected Count Fagula earned his nickname the hard way ...

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Quadrophenia

Post subject: Re: 10/7 - Da Boo

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 6:08 pm

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Scooter wrote:

His GF stance means Danny got no nooky in college.

You can bet the 5'7.5 Bernstein didn't get any tail.

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didea

Post subject: Re: 10/7 - Da Boo

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 7:42 pm

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Dan meet his only girlfriend/wife via Tom Scheer on the air - so he married a caller; there's still hope for Laurence, I guess..

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Chus

Post subject: Re: 10/7 - Da Boo

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 8:24 pm

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bigfan wrote:

Any "Pick n Pop "stuff"" yet....

How about some 'Rubs"

FYI: Thibbs calls them Blocks! "Block em. Block em" But sharpo Danny didnt know that.

They ran a ton of stuff.

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Post subject: Re: 10/7 - Da Boo

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 8:33 pm

didea wrote:

Dan meet his only girlfriend/wife via Tom Scheer on the air - so he married a caller; there's still hope for Laurence, I guess..

Dan's wife was Shaer caller?

I've never heard that story.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: 10/7 - Da Boo

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 8:37 pm

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Franky T wrote:

Kirkwood wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Was he talking earlier about how it's silly to date someone unless you plan to marry them? I was only half-listening.

Yes. He said it was stupid to ever have a girlfriend in college.

I can only imagine the tail that college aged Dan Bernstein was pulling in every weekend.

He said it was stupid to ever have a girlfriend. He said his first girlfriend he married.

So it's safe to assume that he's only had sex with one person in his life. Kind of makes sense.

It would certainly explain a lot.

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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:05 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

didea wrote:

Dan meet his only girlfriend/wife via Tom Scheer on the air - so he married a caller; there's still hope for Laurence, I guess..

Dan's wife was Shaer caller?

I've never heard that story.

She wasn't a caller, her co-worker was. Dan told Mac and Terry he wanted to date a short Jewish girl with an English degree, so some Scorehead was like "I work with one of those" and set them up.

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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 9:07 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

didea wrote:

Dan meet his only girlfriend/wife via Tom Scheer on the air - so he married a caller; there's still hope for Laurence, I guess..

Dan's wife was Shaer caller?

I've never heard that story.

She wasn't a caller, her co-worker was. Dan told Mac and Terry he wanted to date a short Jewish girl with an English degree, so some Scorehead was like "I work with one of those" and set them up.

That if true is too rich. :lol:

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Zizou

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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 10:39 pm

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And the mental illness was an added bonus!

I don't want to ever read or speculate about the sex life of Daniel Farquart Bernstein ever gain.

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