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Don Tiny
PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 1:48 pm 
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http://www.wbtv.com/story/26737935/montgomery-pastor-admits-to-having-aids-sleeping-with-church-member

... WSFA 12 News confirmed with church leaders, including the now former pastor of Shiloh Missionary Baptist Church, Juan Demetrius McFarland himself, that McFarland confessed from the pulpit a few Sundays ago that he had full blown AIDS and had slept with church members without revealing he had AIDS. ... he [also] admitted to drug use and mishandling of church funds. ...

Editorial note: clearly it's not meant to be funny, but the phrase "full blown AIDS" never ceases to amuse me more than nominally.

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the ones that slept with him have nothing to worry about; just pray
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The ladies that slept with him should have taken the full blown option instead.

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the ones that slept with him have nothing to worry about; just pray


Send money?

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Police say the fake Pope can be easily recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth.

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Ricky: Come in, what seems to be the problem?

Liam: As I said before, I've got full blown AIDS.

Ricky: Right.

Liam: Want to know how I got it?

Ricky: Sure.

Liam: From a well-known homosexual actor.
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Douchebag wrote:
The ladies that slept with him should have taken the full blown option instead.
He probably got their numbers from an AIDS walk list.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
The ladies that slept with him should have taken the full blown option instead.
He probably got their numbers from an AIDS walk list.


They probably didn't wear "The Ribbon" either. Serves them right.

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Don Tiny wrote:
Juan Demetrius McFarland .


keeping the HR department guessing with that name

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good dolphin wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
Juan Demetrius McFarland .


keeping the HR department guessing with that name
College admissions offices must have hated him.

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Don Tiny
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
Juan Demetrius McFarland .


keeping the HR department guessing with that name
College admissions offices must have hated him.


It's his post-collegiate emissions that seem to be the problem here ...

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